Bits and Bobs 49

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:21

what is wrong with chunky??? hmm hmm

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Nothing, unless you're at trap 2 or 4

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Although if you want cosy, you should see me and Grim... in adjacent seats on Ryanair.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:27

TheVision wrote:

Wouldn't urinal 1 be the cleanest though? So that could be a factor too.

2 and 4 will be the cleanest, having never been used.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

KovacsC wrote:

what is wrong with chunky??? hmm hmm

Depends if she's got a pretty face and a northern accent.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:42

Satsuma wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

what is wrong with chunky??? hmm hmm

Depends if she's got a pretty face and a northern accent.

Yes but ironic creepiness is still creepiness. Think about the effect rather than the intent

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:45

Friend of mine lives in Eugene, Oregon, where they're suffering somewhat with all the forest fires. She sent me this screenshot -

Attachment:

82c1132c-b04f-4360-bc76-a9f9bb63f281.jpg

They might need a new scale.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:49

zaphod79 wrote:

I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:50

Lonewolves wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?

ironic creepiness is still creepiness. Think about the effect rather than the intent

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

Lonewolves wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?

Nope - just have always disliked using a urinal - if there is nothing else and i'm desperate then i will.

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:58

Lonewolves wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?

I remember you describing this as "treating yourself" or something once... It still makes me laugh now!

myp · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 17:01

TheVision wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?

I remember you describing this as "treating yourself" or something once... It still makes me laugh now!

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

Lonewolves wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?

I remember you describing this as "treating yourself" or something once... It still makes me laugh now!

If your at home , will you strip to use the toilet ?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 17:12

zaphod79 wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?

I remember you describing this as "treating yourself" or something once... It still makes me laugh now!

If your at home , will you strip to use the toilet ?

For a poo I might consider it. There are no windows in my bathroom and it gets really warm.

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 17:24

TheVision wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?

I remember you describing this as "treating yourself" or something once... It still makes me laugh now!

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Recommend-me-do: decent acoustic guitar, £200ish is my limit.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 18:12

Pundabaya wrote:

Recommend-me-do: decent acoustic guitar, £200ish is my limit.

Yamaha all the way, baby.

Something like this will be perfect: Yamaha F370 Full Size Acoustic Guitar - Black https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B001VG2M5I/ ... RzbRTEXR15

myp · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 18:14

If you're super bored you could watch this 44 min video of my softball team's trip to Edinburgh.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10078

Best thread :DD

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 22:18

Had my first climbing session today. The other people were great fun, and I didn't have any problems with the knots as I feared. Still need to work on the belaying though, but another three sessions to get that right. I only had a slight wobble at the top once, which is good and also a reminder of why I signed up for this course.

Instinctively, I initially held the rope as if it were attached to a bell! Seems old habits die hard, despite not having been campanologing for over six years now.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 22:35

Lonewolves wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?

I think Craster knew an "over the topper".

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Grim... wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?

I think Craster knew an "over the topper".

Gonna need more

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Sep 05, 2017 23:59

Willy out over the top of buttoned up and belted trousers.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 0:04

Pundabaya wrote:

Recommend-me-do: decent acoustic guitar, £200ish is my limit.

For that price? Second hand.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

If you think YOU have toilet problems .... Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

A few years ago, when I was office based and working near the facilities management team, we a phenomenon in the 6th floor men's loo known as 'Tito.' Every day, in the first stall, there was always a large floater laid by someone at around 10am.

We spent some time observing who went in to try to determine who was the perpetrator and came to the conclusion that it was our Regional Director. Heaven only knows what his diet was like to produce such a log on a daily basis; the damn thing wouldn't break up without three or four additional flushes.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

'Tito' was the acronym we used to refer to the Turd In Trap One.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Grim... wrote:

Willy out over the top of buttoned up and belted trousers.

Yup. Nothing can ever make me understand how someone thinks that's normal. Or what they think a fly is for.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Grim... wrote:

Willy out over the top of buttoned up and belted trousers.

Giphy "impressive":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/S0dA7RYPaAIrC/giphy-loop.mp4

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:13

Grim... wrote:

Willy out over the top of buttoned up and belted trousers.

That's insane.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:14

Warhead wrote:

A few years ago, when I was office based and working near the facilities management team, we a phenomenon in the 6th floor men's loo known as 'Tito.' Every day, in the first stall, there was always a large floater laid by someone at around 10am.

We spent some time observing who went in to try to determine who was the perpetrator and came to the conclusion that it was our Regional Director. Heaven only knows what his diet was like to produce such a log on a daily basis; the damn thing wouldn't break up without three or four additional flushes.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

'Tito' was the acronym we used to refer to the Turd In Trap One.

Disappointed the spoiler wasn't a photo.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house.

Fucker still can't remember my name though.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

Piss on his flannel then.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:56

Give yourself a doctorate.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

Yeah, do what Kern said.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Kern wrote:

Give yourself a doctorate.

Instructions unclear. Have shit in upstairs cistern

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:25

DavPaz wrote:

I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house.

Fucker still can't remember my name though.

Shit in his urinal.

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:28

DavPaz wrote:

I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house.

Fucker still can't remember my name though.

If this were the plot of I.T., at this point you'd now start aggressively stalking his daughter. Um, hope that helps.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:33

If this was the plot of IT there would be blood all over his sink.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

devilman wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house.

Fucker still can't remember my name though.

If this were the plot of I.T., at this point you'd now start aggressively stalking his daughter. Um, hope that helps.

No daughter! I'm safe!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 13:26

devilman wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house.

Fucker still can't remember my name though.

If this were the plot of I.T., at this point you'd now start aggressively stalking his daughter. Um, hope that helps.

If this were the plot of The IT Crowd, at this point you'd now start accidentally breaking things and aggressively trying to cover it up. Um, hope that helps.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

If this were the plot of Moana, you'd now go on an adventure with The Rock and a idiot chicken to return a sacred stone to the Mother Goddess.

I am doing this right?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 13:57

You didn't even do the question right.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

Dammit.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 15:24

DavPaz wrote:

I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house.

Fucker still can't remember my name though.

Put loads of naked photos of yourself on his PC and tell his wife.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

He's asked me to go back at 4:50

Giphy "oh shit":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/l378A1ySad2YYYQQU/giphy-loop.mp4

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 16:46

You left this thread open on his PC?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 16:46

Hi VC!

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Sep 06, 2017 17:28

DavPaz wrote:

He's asked me to go back at 4:50

Tell him you don't work nights.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Fired

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

...off an email telling him I'd come back tomorrow.

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