Bits and Bobs 49

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:19

MaliA wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

We all like a sexy human form, it is what we do about it, that matters..

I put on my robe and wizard's hat...

erm.....

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

MaliA wrote:

We don't need a struggle session, mate. It's all good.

I know mate, it was just an unpleasant thought, in light of the recent events. I'd hate to see a #MeToo about a tech getting handsy (please note, I did not

)

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:31

We don't think you would.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

KovacsC wrote:

We don't think you would.

Now, if you were in a basque... that's different.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:33

I thought we said, what goes on at cottage, stays at cottage...

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6509

Question for the artistic / designy types here - if i were to commission a logo for a local club, what sort of thing should I be looking to pay? Just a bit of design work for Facebook page and twitter avatars and the like, nothing hugely fancy but better than the "5 Mins in Paint" nonsense that I'm likely to be able to create.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:52

Attachment:

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Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6509

How much you want for the t-shirt rights?

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:59

Squirt wrote:

How much you want for the t-shirt rights?

I'm just surprised that a Google Image Search for 'Squirt Club' came up with a half-decent match. I probably wouldn't have carried that search out on a work PC though

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 13:10

DavPaz wrote:

I'd hate to see a #MeToo about a tech getting handsy (please note, I did not

)

The sound techs at the O2 building are the worst, I've heard.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Kern wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

I'd hate to see a #MeToo about a tech getting handsy (please note, I did not

)

The sound techs at the O2 building are the worst, I've heard.

Beware of small men dressed in black

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 13:24

Blinks

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14488

Activision have a patent for a system where you will be more likely to be matched up with players who have fancy guns / avatars / stuff that you dont have so that you see it and then are encouraged to pay via microtransactions so you can have it as well.

** Edit **

https://www.rollingstone.com/glixel/new ... ms-w509288

Glixel news story covering the patent

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 13:58

Ooh, ouch.

krazywookie · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 14:23

Squirt wrote:

Question for the artistic / designy types here - if i were to commission a logo for a local club, what sort of thing should I be looking to pay? Just a bit of design work for Facebook page and twitter avatars and the like, nothing hugely fancy but better than the "5 Mins in Paint" nonsense that I'm likely to be able to create.

"However much zardoz charges"

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

krazywookie wrote:

Squirt wrote:

Question for the artistic / designy types here - if i were to commission a logo for a local club, what sort of thing should I be looking to pay? Just a bit of design work for Facebook page and twitter avatars and the like, nothing hugely fancy but better than the "5 Mins in Paint" nonsense that I'm likely to be able to create.

"However much zardoz charges"

He's great value, he adds the Butt plugs and gimp masks for free.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

KovacsC wrote:

Mimi wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Dawww... it's us!

Awwww

That’s really lovely. I don’t know I’d be alive without you guys :luv:

You realise what a lovely group it is, when we all get together.

That's because I never turn up.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Why is he humping a toaster?

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 15:19

He likes a bit of crumpet.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I've got muffin against that.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 15:57

krazywookie wrote:

Squirt wrote:

Question for the artistic / designy types here - if i were to commission a logo for a local club, what sort of thing should I be looking to pay? Just a bit of design work for Facebook page and twitter avatars and the like, nothing hugely fancy but better than the "5 Mins in Paint" nonsense that I'm likely to be able to create.

"However much zardoz charges"

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Fucking hell, people!

Never get involved in a land war in Asia
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
Never pay what Zardoz charges. Especially without agreeing a safe word first.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 16:16

Cras wrote:

Fucking hell, people!

Never get involved in a land war in Asia
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line
Never pay what Zardoz charges. Especially without agreeing a safe word first.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 18:11

Craster payed.

In a way, he always will.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

MaliA wrote:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/mind-works-after-death-consciousness-sam-parnia-nyu-langone-a8007101.html?amp

This is in no way comforting.

But, er, if you’re aware of stuff going on around you, are you actually dead, other than as per the current definition for clinical death? Perhaps we need to redefine what it means to be dead.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Can't eat cheese any more.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Because you’re dead?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Warhead wrote:

Because you’re dead?

Might as well be without cheese

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Warhead wrote:

Because you’re dead?

Yup. That's the new definition.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25586

Cras wrote:

Warhead wrote:

Because you’re dead?

Yup. That's the new definition.

So... are vegans dead, or is it just that all dead people are vegan? I’m confused.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 19, 2017 21:13

May as well be if you can't eat cheese

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:31

KFC's Twitter account follows 11 people - the Spice Girls and 6 people called Herb.

https://twitter.com/kfc/following

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2017 18:41

Grim... wrote:

KFC's Twitter account follows 11 people - the Spice Girls and 6 people called Herb.

https://twitter.com/kfc/following

Incredible scenes

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Oct 20, 2017 19:31

Grim... wrote:

KFC's Twitter account follows 11 people - the Spice Girls and 6 people called Herb.

https://twitter.com/kfc/following

So that's what they were talking about on the radio!

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2017 13:34

At lunchtime when I’m at work, I like to go and sit in my car to have something to eat and play on my Switch.

Today I thought it would be a good idea to sit in the back seat as it’s a little cosier and the back windows are tinted on the Cube meaning that the Switch will look nicer. It was all going great until I tried to get out and remembered that the child locks were on.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2017 14:20

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25586

Haha!!!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

You dingbat. Wind windows down, use outside handle.

Not that I've ever been in that situation. No sir.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2017 14:46

Unless you have electric windows.

In other "doofus" news, when I'm in a car I play "Dog". Basically, when either the Grimlet or I see a dog while we're driving around we shout "Dog!" and point at it (Mrs Grim... plays too, but she's rubbish). I am BEST AT DOG, mainly because I'm driving so I'm normally looking where we're going, but anyway.

So I'm on the crowded bus to work this morning and I spot a dude walking his dog outside...

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2017 14:49

Fantastic!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Grim... wrote:

Unless you have electric windows.

In other "doofus" news, when I'm in a car I play "Dog". Basically, when either the Grimlet or I see a dog while we're driving around we shout "Dog!" and point at it (Mrs Grim... plays too, but she's rubbish). I am BEST AT DOG, mainly because I'm driving so I'm normally looking where we're going, but anyway.

So I'm on the crowded bus to work this morning and I spot a dude walking his dog outside...

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6509

Grim... wrote:

Unless you have electric windows.

In other "doofus" news, when I'm in a car I play "Dog". Basically, when either the Grimlet or I see a dog while we're driving around we shout "Dog!" and point at it (Mrs Grim... plays too, but she's rubbish). I am BEST AT DOG, mainly because I'm driving so I'm normally looking where we're going, but anyway.

So I'm on the crowded bus to work this morning and I spot a dude walking his dog outside...

But you won, right?

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2017 14:57

My softball chums and I have a similar game where we shout Eddie Eddie Eddie whenever we see an Eddie Stobart lorry. However I have been known to shout it out in a car on my own while on the motorway…

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2017 15:04

Well... I did go for the windows but the ignition needs to be on to activate the rear windows. Not a problem as I can reach the push button to turn the engine into 'standby' or whatever that mode is.

Tried the windows.. Nothing.

As well as the child locks I'd turned off the rear windows too. :facepalm:

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2017 15:07

Lonewolves wrote:

My softball chums and I have a similar game where we shout Eddie Eddie Eddie whenever we see an Eddie Stobart lorry. However I have been known to shout it out in a car on my own while on the motorway…

I've played the 'Horse Game' whilst hiking many times, and had many arguments over whether a horse's head on a sign or whatever counts (of course it does).

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2017 15:31

TheVision wrote:

Well... I did go for the windows but the ignition needs to be on to activate the rear windows. Not a problem as I can reach the push button to turn the engine into 'standby' or whatever that mode is.

Tried the windows.. Nothing.

As well as the child locks I'd turned off the rear windows too. :facepalm:

Are you still stuck?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2017 15:35

We should do a Kickstarter or something.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2017 15:37

He should definitely start kicking the door

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2017 15:45

Thanks for your concern everyone but I am ok.

It's quite cosy in here so I've decided to stay. I have my Switch and a bottle of water. What else could I need?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Oct 23, 2017 16:00

Still got your pie and penny?

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