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 Post subject: Re: The Fast and The Furious
PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 0:09 
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7 was pretty good too.

"Daddy's got to go to work *flexes arm cast into smithereens*"

YEAH!


Is that the one where they use sports cars to tow a fucking massive safe through the streets?

Dwayne is so big and muscly that it looks like he can't move so well at times.

No, that's 5, I think. They're all a bit blurry.

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Grim... wrote:
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7 was pretty good too.

"Daddy's got to go to work *flexes arm cast into smithereens*"

YEAH!


Is that the one where they use sports cars to tow a fucking massive safe through the streets?

Dwayne is so big and muscly that it looks like he can't move so well at times.

No, that's 5, I think. They're all a bit blurry.


Oh, maybe, I think I saw it a few years ago so that makes sense.

The Transformers films are also a bit like that for me. I know I've seen some (most) of them but can't really remember which is which, after the first one.

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That's why 5 is the best one.

I fell asleep part way through 8, but because I was tired, not because it was boring. I do think they've kind of lost their way though.
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5 is the Avengers Assemble of the franchise.
4 was tedious, but a necessary prelude to 5.
2 wasn't as bad as I remembered it.
Not seen 8 yet.
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2 has Devon Aoki in it, making the difficult transition from modelling to acting with ease

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8 was pretty decent but the two nods to Paul walker were somewhat misjudged imo.
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I got 25 minutes into the first one this evening, and gave up because it was utter gash*. And I've voluntarily sat through all three Expendables films.

* and suffered from an unforgivable lack of Dwayne Johnson


Oh, mate. It's Point Break. With shiny cars.

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That was some of the dumbest shit I've seen. It had far too much serious Vin Diesel, Tyrese being the 'hilarious' black guy stereotype, Ludacris looking tired and irrelevant, Game of Hollyoaks doing exposition dumps, the angry Latin woman being angry, lots of face-acting in cars, rubbish CGI and some of the worse dialogue ever muttered "That's 2000 horsepower" "No it's more like 3000 horsepower" *close up face-acting* "MORE LIKE FIVE".

But it was glorious, mainly because Jason Statham doing some of the best Jason Stathaming this side of Jason Statham. I'm still waiting for someone to pitch a film entitled Jason Statham.
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WHY IS JASON STATHAM AND BABY NOT ITS OWN FILM!?


Agree entirely

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You mean 2001: A Statham Odyssey?

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That would be an ecumenical question

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Sir Taxalot
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DavPaz wrote:
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This one is my favourite

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All Jason Statham films are actually called Jason Statham.

They just go by the subtitle for brevity.
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