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Author:  Grim... [ Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:47 ]
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And the it gets FUCKING EATED.

Author:  Curiosity [ Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:55 ]
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Cows are a biological machine that converts grass into steak. It's basically alchemy.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:55 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Cows are a biological machine that converts grass into steak. It's basically alchemy.


Do not side with the cows

Author:  myp [ Tue Aug 08, 2017 13:03 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Fuck. Who's going to tell him?

That Craster enjoys tongueing cows?

That the menu may not be entirely serious...

Oh. That's disappointing

Author:  Cras [ Tue Aug 08, 2017 14:09 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Fuck. Who's going to tell him?

That Craster enjoys tongueing cows?

That the menu may not be entirely serious...

Oh. That's disappointing


The actual food list is accurate. The wildly overblown descriptions, dairylea slices on absolutely everything, random totally out of place accents on letters, and totally unnecessary random blot of Chinese are not.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Tue Aug 08, 2017 15:54 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Fuck. Who's going to tell him?

That Craster enjoys tongueing cows?

That the menu may not be entirely serious...

Then you assume he already knows that Craster enjoys tongueing cows?

Author:  asfish [ Tue Aug 08, 2017 19:46 ]
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Quote:
The actual food list is accurate. The wildly overblown descriptions, dairylea slices on absolutely everything, random totally out of place accents on letters, and totally unnecessary random blot of Chinese are not.


I did start to think you were taking the piss with the dairylea slices on everything TBH :)

Author:  Mr Dave [ Tue Aug 08, 2017 21:07 ]
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Honestly, the lamb and seafood sounded much more suspicious to me.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 10, 2017 14:16 ]
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Some meat.

Author:  GazChap [ Thu Aug 10, 2017 14:42 ]
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and no dairylea

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Aug 10, 2017 14:42 ]
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Bad news, all:

The full current range of Borgo Brewing's selection will be available for samplings. Watergate, 3C and Afterburner.

Author:  asfish [ Thu Aug 10, 2017 23:10 ]
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Quote:
Some meat.


Do you use Turner and George a lot? Are they any good?

Some interesting meat there!

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Aug 10, 2017 23:13 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Bad news, all:

The full current range of Borgo Brewing's selection will be available for samplings. Watergate, 3C and Afterburner.


Beer loaded in car

Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 10, 2017 23:18 ]
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asfish wrote:
Quote:
Some meat.


Do you use Turner and George a lot? Are they any good?

Some interesting meat there!


Yeah, I do. They're excellent - but they aren't cheap.

Author:  Joans [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:40 ]
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Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:10 ]
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Joans wrote:
Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

As always, Mr Jones, I'll find a dark little hole for you to squeeze into.

Author:  myp [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:19 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Joans wrote:
Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

As always, Mr Jones, I'll find a dark little hole for you to squeeze into.

Can't remember if you said we could have a bed or just a place on the floor. It was in Sam's room. Plz confirm.

Author:  asfish [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:31 ]
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Cras wrote:
asfish wrote:
Quote:
Some meat.


Do you use Turner and George a lot? Are they any good?

Some interesting meat there!


Yeah, I do. They're excellent - but they aren't cheap.


I get my meat from a local Butcher is Ascot and also from here

https://www.farmison.com/our-meat/beef/ ... llet-steak

Farmison is more expensive (on the 3 types of Steak I compared) than Turner and George!

Have you tried any of this Old Cow that is popping up for sale?

I always thought that older Dairy cows went to burgers\TV dinners\ Dog food??

Now their meat is marketed as some delicacy and costs twice as much as beef from meat cows!?

Author:  Cras [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:35 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Joans wrote:
Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

As always, Mr Jones, I'll find a dark little hole for you to squeeze into.

Can't remember if you said we could have a bed or just a place on the floor. It was in Sam's room. Plz confirm.


A bed, sir.

Author:  myp [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:36 ]
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Cras wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Joans wrote:
Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

As always, Mr Jones, I'll find a dark little hole for you to squeeze into.

Can't remember if you said we could have a bed or just a place on the floor. It was in Sam's room. Plz confirm.


A bed, sir.

:)

Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:45 ]
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Have a good weekend, gutted i can't be there..

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:45 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Have a good weekend, gutted i can't be there..


You could.....

Author:  Mr Dave [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:13 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
Cras wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Joans wrote:
Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

As always, Mr Jones, I'll find a dark little hole for you to squeeze into.

Can't remember if you said we could have a bed or just a place on the floor. It was in Sam's room. Plz confirm.


A bed, sir.

:)

A bed with Craster. And Joans.

Author:  Joans [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:30 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Joans wrote:
Still got enough floorspace for me to squeeze in?

As always, Mr Jones, I'll find a dark little hole for you to squeeze into.

It can't still be a little hole, surely?

I have bunged you some money, but my board email and my PayPal one are different, so apologies if that fucks anything up.

Author:  NervousPete [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 12:14 ]
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Ooh, looking forward to this, with luck will arrive early afternoon. Will I need a sleeping bag, kindly most excellent Mr Grim? I assume yes. Will be making a rucksack beer-run to the Waitrose too.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 13:07 ]
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Anyone who brings bedding will be treated to a crisp high five.

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 13:16 ]
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Guys, Uncle Mali's got your stuff sorted. 3kg baked sugar goods.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 13:28 ]
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HELL YEAH

Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 13:35 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Anyone who brings bedding will be treated to a crisp high five.

And numb fingers for 45 minutes to an hour

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 13:43 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Anyone who brings bedding will be treated to a crisp high five.

And numb fingers for 45 minutes to an hour


"The Stranger"

Author:  Jem [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 13:49 ]
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I have a lemon cheesecake in progress...

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 13:58 ]
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I totally made all those, btw

Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 14:01 ]
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MaliA wrote:
I totally made all those, btw

Image

Author:  TheVision [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 14:02 ]
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Given up on Giphy then Davpaz?

Author:  Squirt [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 14:08 ]
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Giphy "yeah, sure":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l2SpX4QsQOKk1Rmhy/giphy-loop.mp4

Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 14:11 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Given up on Giphy then Davpaz?

Yep. And for good reason (see above)

Author:  Kern [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 14:16 ]
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Giphy "quitter":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/f6o4vYnl3BiLK/giphy-loop.mp4

Edit: point taken

Author:  Cras [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 14:16 ]
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If folks have folding chairs handy, do bring them, especially if you like sitting.

Equally, on the off chance anyone's going near a supermarket, if they have fresh jalapeños, please get some. Ta!

Author:  Bamba [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 14:28 ]
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Cras wrote:
Equally, on the off chance anyone's going near a supermarket, if they have fresh jalapeños, please get some. Ta!


Prediction: we end up with more jalapeños than could be eaten in a life time.

Author:  Jem [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 14:32 ]
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Has anyone tried the crispy jalapeños at err.. I think it's Hungry Horse chain pubs? They are surprisingly nice. (Battered sliced jalapeños basically)

Author:  Cras [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 19:30 ]
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Bamba wrote:
Cras wrote:
Equally, on the off chance anyone's going near a supermarket, if they have fresh jalapeños, please get some. Ta!


Prediction: we end up with more jalapeños than could be eaten in a life time.


We've just taste-tested the smoked jalapeño poppers. Challenge fucking accepted.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 19:30 ]
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Cras wrote:
Bamba wrote:
Cras wrote:
Equally, on the off chance anyone's going near a supermarket, if they have fresh jalapeños, please get some. Ta!


Prediction: we end up with more jalapeños than could be eaten in a life time.


We've just taste-tested the smoked jalapeño poppers. Challenge fucking accepted.

In.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 20:21 ]
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Hard goddamn cheffin'.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 21:11 ]
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We have made Añgel Jizz Coleslaw

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 21:14 ]
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I was licking the blender once it was done.

Author:  Bamba [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 22:28 ]
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Grim... wrote:
the blender


It's nice you have a pet name for Craster.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 23:07 ]
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:DD

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 23:13 ]
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Bamba wrote:
Grim... wrote:
the blender


It's nice you have a pet name for Craster.

He's nowhere near as sharp.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 23:56 ]
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Midnight.

Still grillin'

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Aug 11, 2017 23:58 ]
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We've listened to the playlist about three times over now.

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