I prefer this as an idea.

So long as you don't decide to go for grilled sheep brains.

Hello!

An idea has been put forward to the Yes, Chef (Meat and Fire Dpt)!. Basically rather than bringing "enough of X for Y people" you pay £Z and the Yes, Chef (Meat and Fire Dpt)!s buy and cook something on your behalf.

The idea is that rather than a three sets of £5 burgers, we buy a big hunk of brisket, or something.

Thoughts?

Obvs we would still make arrangements for folks with specific dietary requirements. Grudgingly.

Also if we want to make and bring random shit anyway, that's still allowed, right?

Sure, as long as you won't be offended if we say "not cooking that, it's shit"

Sure, as long as you won't be offended if we say "not cooking that, it's shit"

It's just going to be 80kg of sodding Richmond sausages, isn't it?

There's a reason why MaliSauce is BestSauce

The 57. The one touch, with the thermometer.

I could sell you one

Thia ia a possibility I would entertain, but MrsA has sent me 900 urls of new ones now

Who's debit card are you using to pay for it Mali?

Don't fall for the illusion of choice. Buy the first or last one that she sent you. Which ever is cheaper.

I could sell you one

Of!

Oi, even!

In a fit of consumerism, last-minute desperation and forward-thinking I bought a kettle BBQ from Morrison's this morning. Fifteen quid.

Reckon it'll last even the one grill session it needs to manage tomorrow?

As I paid for it the checkout lady managed to drop her chair from max to minimum height accidentally and loudly exclaimed 'shit!' followed by looking around sheepishly

The 57. The one touch, with the thermometer.

Pro hint - there's a plastic tub in the bottom ash catcher that you're supposed to use to scoop charcoal or something. Take it out of the ash catcher before you use it or it'll go melty melty. It being gone midnight it's perhaps too late for that advice.

Smart. I did not.