Be Excellent To Each Other

OH SHIT SON YA GOT BURNT

By your little bro at that.

Always disconcerting when a character returns to the 'Archers' after an absence with a whole new voice.

I'm guessing Caroline? (Omnibus listener.)

If you can't wait until Sunday:

Geddon. Got me some breakfast.

Confirmed go ahead this morning

What is it?

Congratulations!!

WoS. Hope Jem negotiated a good Wham Bar per-day rate.

Redesigning/developing the spoof news site newsthump

You're literally FAKE NEWS, Jem!

OH SHIT IT'S THOSE GUYS!

Craster, remember those guys we met in the kebab house near the strip club? This was their website!

Sweet! They're big players in the world of "things other people like on my facebook feed and make me chuckle"

Hmm, their current website looks very much like the BBC News website.

That's where I imagine most people see it

Hopefully it won't look like BBC news for too much longer

Are you sure? I thought theirs was more a Lad Bible type site.

Was I there? I don't remember this.

I'm sure it was. I've got a business card somewhere.

I had a sticker but I stuck it somewhere.

In the taxi!

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Thank you Jazzy - it'll be an awesome addition to my portfolio

Should have been in the Yay thread Jem!

I think I'm allergic to Nottingham train station, been here two minutes and my eyes and nose are streaming!

Listen out for the really annoying stutter that the automated announcer has.

Can't hear it.

Keep it that way. Once you hear it you will never unhear it. It drives me mad.

I know you plan... no, wait, that's wrong.

Doh

Derby train station smells like mushy peas.

You'd have to be made of stone not to be touched by some of these red nose day clips. I've donated. Have you?

If I'm in Stratford, London, on a Friday night, at the Olympic Stadium, where do I want to be staying? Train comes in at Euston from The Provinces, so looking for as little hassle as possible.

Curios house.

Finally got a dry day at home so took the opportunity to pitch my new tent (Vango Banshee 200, outdoor fans). Went up pretty quickly, and I was pleased that it came with the inner already attached. Didn't go back into the bag as neatly as it came out, but that's par for the course.

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Cheers. Shoreditch it is.

I'm really enjoying Nier:Automata. It's weird, but really good. And the music is flipping amazing.

I'm missing my hour.

I certainly did. Had to get up at 8am yesterday, which was a killer.

Yeah, it's horrid. Stayed up while 11.30pm last night as wasn't at all tired and up at half six ss Quinoa was shouting away, rattling her cup on the bars and that prompted Foccacia to emerge from her pit to declare "It's morning time". Bitches.

I need my 8 hours.

Totally burned.

I try to get over the disappointment of my 8 AM lie-in actually being 9 AM by switching the alarm clock forward before I go to bed. I still don't feel like I get a lie-in.

We get the hour back in October! I'm already making plans to spend it wisely.

Extra hour at cottage!

We should copy King Edward VII's Sandringham time and have our time zone in Cottage so we can party harder in the evening.

I got up with the kids at 7:something & made Gaz coffee in bed and then we travelled for an age to sell one of Gaz's guns and then went to Jodrell Bank because Gaz hadn't been before.

I'm not sure we did Mother's Day correctly tbh.

Yeah, that sounds totally wrong! When did you cook Gaz's steak? What about his favourite beers, did you get him them? We all expect better from you next year.

I didn't cook Gaz a steak but I did pay for his meal at the pub if that counts?

Will try harder next year.

Hang on, I just want to circle back to "one of Gaz's guns".

WTF?

Airsoft

We'll let you off JUST THIS ONCE