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Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 15:58 ] |
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Can somebody attend my stats lectures and do my exam please? /Clueless |
Author: | Grim... [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 16:04 ] |
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Tag me in, coach! |
Author: | Kern [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 19:06 ] |
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In London for a Josh Ritter gig. Been six or seven years since I last saw him live. |
Author: | MaliA [ Fri Feb 17, 2017 21:53 ] |
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Julia B was on IoM |
Author: | Malc [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:18 ] |
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Can someone please tell me why I am awake at this time please? |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:24 ] |
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Malc wrote: Can someone please tell me why I am awake at this time please? Because you not asleep. Alternatively: Because of the day I can go to the gym and get back to you on the next day or so to make it a bit more than a few days ago and I have been looking for a new job in the future and the future of the day I can go to the gym. |
Author: | Kern [ Sun Feb 19, 2017 19:18 ] |
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In Milton Keynes to see the Oxford City Stars play away. The rink here is far more impressive and modern than Oxpens. They even have plastic screening rather than nets! This is just like switching from a youth hostel to a Travelodge. |
Author: | MaliA [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:34 ] |
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Birmingham, today. Lovely start to the week. A sales meeting where we talk about The Number and what we are going to do to make The Number better. As I am not bonused on The Number (not at all, in fact), it is all a bit immaterial to me. Hopefully, I'll be back so MrsA can attend the charity meeting. Still, I am sat by myself on the train, as my boss reserves a seat and I never do (for this reason), and I cannot be doing (northern phrase, MaliA, watch it) with the upbeat demeanour of one of my more high end account managers (the account, not the manager) this early. I have less than 50℅ charge on my phone, and the Kindle (reading Neuromancer again, so I can then get to Count Zero, then Overdrive) is running out. Monday, monday, monday. |
Author: | Kern [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:16 ] |
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I was sniggering away at the 'Bugle' on the train this morning and the lady in the seat in front of me kept on turning round and giving me black looks. Forgive me for being merry on a Monday. |
Author: | MaliA [ Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:26 ] |
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Kern wrote: I was sniggering away at the 'Bugle' on the train this morning and the lady in the seat in front of me kept on turning round and giving me black looks. Forgive me for being merry on a Monday. Turn to your invisible companion and say "See? I told you she wasn't deaf". |
Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 19:57 ] |
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How do I start a letter to a committee? Dear Sir or Madam doesn't seem right. To whom it may concern? |
Author: | myp [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 19:59 ] |
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Goddess Jasmine wrote: How do I start a letter to a committee? Dear Sir or Madam doesn't seem right. To whom it may concern? Do you know the name of the chair? |
Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 20:01 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Goddess Jasmine wrote: How do I start a letter to a committee? Dear Sir or Madam doesn't seem right. To whom it may concern? Do you know the name of the chair? No, it might be different every time. I'm submitting my ethical clearance form for my final project. I'm just not sure how I aught to start the email. thanks Myp |
Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 20:16 ] |
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I went with 'Dear Members of the Committee' |
Author: | Cras [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 20:30 ] |
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"Dear Righteous Babes and Bodacious Hunks" |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 20:38 ] |
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"Miss Crinkle, take a letter. Gentlemen. Question mark.." |
Author: | Satsuma [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 20:48 ] |
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Bit late but "Dear Sirs" is preferred. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 20:53 ] |
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Goddess Jasmine wrote: I went with 'Dear Members of the Committee' Go bold, go with "Dear Arseholes," |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 20:55 ] |
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Or failing that, "Darling Facist Bully-boy" |
Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 21:09 ] |
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Satsuma wrote: Bit late but "Dear Sirs" is preferred. The internet told me this is no longer accepted as it is sexist. |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 21:12 ] |
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Goddess Jasmine wrote: Satsuma wrote: Bit late but "Dear Sirs" is preferred. The internet told me this is no longer accepted as it is sexist. Yeah, the internet also likes The Shawshank Redemption. So ignore that. |
Author: | MrChris [ Tue Feb 21, 2017 23:14 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Goddess Jasmine wrote: Satsuma wrote: Bit late but "Dear Sirs" is preferred. The internet told me this is no longer accepted as it is sexist. Yeah, the internet also likes The Shawshank Redemption. So ignore that. A terrible musical. |
Author: | Grim... [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 0:27 ] |
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Darling Fascist Bully Boy. |
Author: | myp [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:11 ] |
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Mr Dave wrote: Or failing that, "Darling Facist Bully-boy" What's wrong with faces? Bigot |
Author: | Grim... [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:32 ] |
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Suck a dick, Dave. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:54 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Suck a dick, Dave. Tht would be a wholely inappropriate greeting for Jazzy to use. |
Author: | Pundabaya [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:29 ] |
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MrChris wrote: MaliA wrote: Goddess Jasmine wrote: Satsuma wrote: Bit late but "Dear Sirs" is preferred. The internet told me this is no longer accepted as it is sexist. Yeah, the internet also likes The Shawshank Redemption. So ignore that. A terrible musical. Unlike The Blues Brothers. |
Author: | Grim... [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:41 ] |
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Yaaaaaaassssssssssssss. This is my living room |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:19 ] |
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It's missing a cardigan. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:44 ] |
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Author: | Grim... [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:45 ] |
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Nope. [edit] There it is! Good work. She's a bit starey, though. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:57 ] |
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Bravo, Zardoz |
Author: | TheVision [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 13:38 ] |
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I've just had part of my appraisal at work... One of the questions said "State your understanding of your current role and main duties" So, I did. I said "I understand my current role and main duties" Apparently they wanted me to list my main duties. They should have said. |
Author: | Cras [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 13:43 ] |
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Linguistically I might side with them on that one |
Author: | TheVision [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 14:49 ] |
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Then you are also wrong. Anyway, I laughed it off and went with my usual "I don't really care" attitude and everything is fine! I do the job, get paid... Everyone's happy. |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 15:40 ] |
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/3 ... ad-t-shirt Take a good hard look at yourself, Ian Lucraft, Primark Customer. |
Author: | Satsuma [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 15:48 ] |
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I might be wrong but the original story was reported in The Daily Star with the most hilarious "quotations" throughout. |
Author: | myp [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 15:49 ] |
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MrChris wrote: http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39051079/backlash-after-primark-pulls-fantastically-offensive-walking-dead-t-shirt Take a good hard look at yourself, Ian Lucraft, Primark Customer. For shopping at Primark, yeah. |
Author: | Satsuma [ Wed Feb 22, 2017 15:49 ] |
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Found it: http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/primark-p ... -1-8400872 I honestly thought it was one of those fake news stories I'm hearing so much about. |
Author: | Kern [ Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:16 ] |
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I timed my walk to the railway station to coincide with the heaviest blasts of rain and hail. All cleared up by the time I got to work, but I'm now rather soggy. |
Author: | DBSnappa [ Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:46 ] |
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Kern wrote: I timed my walk to the railway station to coincide with the heaviest blasts of rain and hail. All cleared up by the time I got to work, but I'm now rather soggy. I love it when that happens. Still, console yourself with the old English saying, "there's no such thing as bad weather, there are just the wrong clothes". |
Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:10 ] |
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I don't know how clear this is, but there's a window in Main Street, USA (Eurodisney) with a sign "We print the news before it happens". Seems quite topical |
Author: | Grim... [ Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:16 ] |
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RevStu has written something about video games: http://wosland.podgamer.com/the-modern- ... e-a-guide/ |
Author: | myp [ Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:20 ] |
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It was obviously Forza 4. Look at the aliasing on the wing mirror. |
Author: | Grim... [ Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:25 ] |
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I also figured it was Forza 4, but maybe if I'd played 5 I would have wondered about it a bit. |
Author: | TheVision [ Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:31 ] |
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Rev Stu needs to get a better internet connection. Whilst I agree that the updating of games is a pain, the always on option on the Xbox One means that I never see an update screen on games that I have installed. New games are a different matter so yeah, I agree with that. Anyway.. I'm over the Xbox One. I'll be all about the Switch in a weeks time. |
Author: | myp [ Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:10 ] |
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Grim... wrote: I also figured it was Forza 4, but maybe if I'd played 5 I would have wondered about it a bit. It's easy to tell by the graphics. |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Thu Feb 23, 2017 22:36 ] |
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http://kotaku.com/one-players-three-yea ... 1792644376 Quote: One Player's Three-Year Quest To Beat Every NES Game Is About To End
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Author: | Bamba [ Thu Feb 23, 2017 22:49 ] |
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zaphod79 wrote: http://kotaku.com/one-players-three-year-quest-to-beat-every-nes-game-is-1792644376 Quote: One Player's Three-Year Quest To Beat Every NES Game Is About To End Man, just think of all the good games he hasn't played while spending time on loads of shite. |
Author: | Kern [ Fri Feb 24, 2017 13:55 ] |
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For the last few weeks there's been a sign on the door to the grandest room at work informing users that 'the two chandeliers by the widows' are out of order. I must remember to get a photo of this before they take it down. |
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