Lonewolves wrote:
Whatever you do, don't place your briefcase on the table, nod knowingly at the judge and say, 'I rest my case!'
This amuses me more than it should.
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:27 ] |
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Tell then you're an expert in bird law so how's about you go toe to toe on that? |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:28 ] |
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MrChris wrote: Waiting to give evidence. I am far more nervous than I thought I'd be. Picture me, naked. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:34 ] |
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MaliA wrote: MrChris wrote: Waiting to give evidence. I am far more nervous than I thought I'd be. Picture me, naked. I already covered the insanity angle. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:38 ] |
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MrChris wrote: Waiting to give evidence. I am far more nervous than I thought I'd be. Just murder everyone in the room and then say "Trial dismissed". |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Just... ...done. |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:48 ] |
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Whatever you do, don't place your briefcase on the table, nod knowingly at the judge and say, 'I rest my case!' |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Lonewolves wrote: Whatever you do, don't place your briefcase on the table, nod knowingly at the judge and say, 'I rest my case!' This amuses me more than it should. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Say something complimentary about Leeds, something bad about Bradford, and mention how Leeds Utd should get promoted next season. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Tell them it was murder on the dancefloor, but you didn't kill the groove. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:09 ] |
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Today I finally had a reason to use the 'TRUE' setting on popular Excel formula VLOOKUP. I thought this day would never come! |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Kern wrote: Today I finally had a reason to use the 'TRUE' setting on popular Excel formula VLOOKUP. I thought this day would never come! Wait, how? |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:15 ] |
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Kern wrote: Today I finally had a reason to use the 'TRUE' setting on popular Excel formula VLOOKUP. I thought this day would never come! Not sure what the judge would make of that |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:15 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Kern wrote: Today I finally had a reason to use the 'TRUE' setting on popular Excel formula VLOOKUP. I thought this day would never come! Wait, how? Because he never thought he'd get to use it. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
MaliA wrote: Kern wrote: Today I finally had a reason to use the 'TRUE' setting on popular Excel formula VLOOKUP. I thought this day would never come! Wait, how? I'm calling bullshit. Bullshit, Kern! Bullshit! |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 13:45 ] |
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Kern wrote: Today I finally had a reason to use the 'TRUE' setting on popular Excel formula VLOOKUP. I thought this day would never come! Objection! |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 14:54 ] |
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So they've found him guilty then? |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 14:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Of love in the third degree. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 15:15 ] |
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That wasn't a great deal of fun. still, it's over and I got through it without looking like too much of a twat. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 15:18 ] |
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MrChris wrote: That wasn't a great deal of fun. still, it's over and I got through it without looking like too much of a twat. Behind a screen, then. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 15:25 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Awoooga. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 18:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Gee, Twitter, I don't think your sinister algorithm has captured the true me: |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Wed Jun 14, 2017 22:01 ] |
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Kern wrote: Gee, Twitter, I don't think your sinister algorithm has captured the true me: Interested in Politics and books? |
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| Author: | Jem [ Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Just realised I've been reading my electricity meter wrong for... god knows how long?! The instructions on the web page say not to submit the number after the decimal and I've literally only just noticed there's a decimal point.  
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| Author: | Jem [ Thu Jun 15, 2017 11:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Jem wrote: Just realised I've been reading my electricity meter wrong for... god knows how long?! The instructions on the web page say not to submit the number after the decimal and I've literally only just noticed there's a decimal point. Turns out I wasn't reading it wrong after all. In my "been awake since 4am" haze, I read the wrong meter.
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| Author: | Mimi [ Thu Jun 15, 2017 22:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Craster is in my IG feed again |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Jun 15, 2017 23:48 ] |
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Bossing that waistcoat, as per uge. |
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| Author: | JBR [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:36 ] |
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Never seen a waistcoat quite as bossed, frankly. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:58 ] |
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*looks at Hobo Craster photo* *looks at waistcoat Craster photo* Ain't buyin' it. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:02 ] |
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Don't forget father's day cards. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:04 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Don't forget father's day cards. OH SHIT |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:05 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: MaliA wrote: Don't forget father's day cards. OH SHIT You're welcome. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:11 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Lonewolves wrote: MaliA wrote: Don't forget father's day cards. OH SHIT You're welcome. Might be too late now.  I've been a bit preoccupied this week. |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:13 ] |
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zaphod79 wrote: £11.99 or £9.59 (if your on PS plus) https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-gb/ ... 3040000001 And I'm still looking forward to Patapon as well :-) I hate it but here you go! |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:16 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: MaliA wrote: Lonewolves wrote: MaliA wrote: Don't forget father's day cards. OH SHIT You're welcome. Might be too late now. I've been a bit preoccupied this week. First class stamp should get there. |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:19 ] |
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Moonpig.com it |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:30 ] |
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I've funky pigeoned it, thanks guys. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
I'm in Macclesfield. i wouldn't recommend it. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 48 |
Aren't you meant to be in London? |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:35 ] |
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Cras wrote: Aren't you meant to be in London? On the way. mrsA booked the trains... |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:44 ] |
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There is a train that runs from Macclesfield to Euston, but MrsA decided getting another train to Stoke first was a better idea. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:46 ] |
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MaliA wrote: There is a train that runs from Macclesfield to Euston, but MrsA decided getting another train to Stoke first was a better idea. Going to Stoke is never a good idea. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:58 ] |
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devilman wrote: MaliA wrote: There is a train that runs from Macclesfield to Euston, but MrsA decided getting another train to Stoke first was a better idea. Going to Stoke is never a good idea. Trains booked so we went from Macclesfield to stoke to get the train from stoke to london that stopped at Macclesfield |
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| Author: | Kern [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 13:02 ] |
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Does it work out cheaper? |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 13:03 ] |
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MaliA wrote: I'm in Macclesfield. i wouldn't recommend it. I went to school in Macclesfield (same school as Ian Curtis, misery-fans). Excellent connections to London! (When you get the direct train!) |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 13:06 ] |
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Kern wrote: Does it work out cheaper? Christ knows. I would have flown. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 15:10 ] |
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I can see into Cras's office from here! He's playing minesweeper! |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 15:12 ] |
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According to the Beeb in the penultimate paragraph of this article, 'you should at least consider encrypting important files and storing them on a separate hard drive that isn't wi-fi enabled, or at least keeping them in a password-protected folder. Can't wait for them to explain how to do this. |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 17:29 ] |
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MaliA wrote: I can see into Cras's office from here! He's playing minesweeper! Fuck you, buddy |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:44 ] |
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote: MaliA wrote: I can see into Cras's office from here! He's playing minesweeper! Fuck you, buddy And Riles is watching! |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:13 ] |
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Four hours left to go in Le Mans and every single LMP1 car has either crashed or sufferered a catastrophic failure. Lols abound. |
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