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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:27 
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Tell then you're an expert in bird law so how's about you go toe to toe on that?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:28 
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Waiting to give evidence. I am far more nervous than I thought I'd be.


Picture me, naked.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:34 
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Waiting to give evidence. I am far more nervous than I thought I'd be.


Picture me, naked.


I already covered the insanity angle.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Waiting to give evidence. I am far more nervous than I thought I'd be.

Just murder everyone in the room and then say "Trial dismissed".

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Whatever you do, don't place your briefcase on the table, nod knowingly at the judge and say, 'I rest my case!'


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Whatever you do, don't place your briefcase on the table, nod knowingly at the judge and say, 'I rest my case!'
:DD

This amuses me more than it should.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Say something complimentary about Leeds, something bad about Bradford, and mention how Leeds Utd should get promoted next season.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Tell them it was murder on the dancefloor, but you didn't kill the groove.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Today I finally had a reason to use the 'TRUE' setting on popular Excel formula VLOOKUP. I thought this day would never come!


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Today I finally had a reason to use the 'TRUE' setting on popular Excel formula VLOOKUP. I thought this day would never come!


Wait, how?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Kern wrote:
Today I finally had a reason to use the 'TRUE' setting on popular Excel formula VLOOKUP. I thought this day would never come!


Not sure what the judge would make of that

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Kern wrote:
Today I finally had a reason to use the 'TRUE' setting on popular Excel formula VLOOKUP. I thought this day would never come!


Wait, how?

Because he never thought he'd get to use it.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Today I finally had a reason to use the 'TRUE' setting on popular Excel formula VLOOKUP. I thought this day would never come!

Wait, how?

I'm calling bullshit. Bullshit, Kern! Bullshit!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Kern wrote:
Today I finally had a reason to use the 'TRUE' setting on popular Excel formula VLOOKUP. I thought this day would never come!

Objection!


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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So they've found him guilty then?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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That wasn't a great deal of fun. still, it's over and I got through it without looking like too much of a twat.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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That wasn't a great deal of fun. still, it's over and I got through it without looking like too much of a twat.


Behind a screen, then.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Awoooga.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Gee, Twitter, I don't think your sinister algorithm has captured the true me:


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Gee, Twitter, I don't think your sinister algorithm has captured the true me:

Interested in Politics and books?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Just realised I've been reading my electricity meter wrong for... god knows how long?! The instructions on the web page say not to submit the number after the decimal and I've literally only just noticed there's a decimal point. :S :facepalm:

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Just realised I've been reading my electricity meter wrong for... god knows how long?! The instructions on the web page say not to submit the number after the decimal and I've literally only just noticed there's a decimal point. :S :facepalm:


Turns out I wasn't reading it wrong after all. In my "been awake since 4am" haze, I read the wrong meter. :facepalm: :DD

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Craster is in my IG feed again


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Bossing that waistcoat, as per uge.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Never seen a waistcoat quite as bossed, frankly.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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*looks at Hobo Craster photo*

*looks at waistcoat Craster photo*

Ain't buyin' it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Don't forget father's day cards.

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