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MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

No neeeeeeeeeeed

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

DBSnappa wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Bamba wrote:

And you've switched off the Motion Interpolation/Smoothing setting that specifically does everything you're describing there, right?

Gaywood always complains about that when he sees it. It's fucking invisible to me.

Old people can't see it. It's like those alarms that emit a high pitch to keep young people from hanging around outside Spar

Oddly, I can hear those. And I also find it hilarious that school kids are using the noise as a notification alert on their phone, because the teachers can't hear it.

Also Gaywood is older than me

Really? Huh! I thought you and Cavey were the oldest two on here! Gaywood must look young for his years. Can you hear dog whistles?

I think it's Warhead, Cavey and me who are the eldest. Not sure what order we're in though. I'm almost a decade older than Grim... though, and 9 and bit years older than DoccyG.

At the time of posting, I am 63 years, 5 months, and 6 days old.

So there.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

DBSnappa is too handsome to have an age. See also: JBR.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Mimi is annihilating Grim... in this thread.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

I love Grim... :DD

I know he's my age. I'm sure a drunk Egg once tried to explain to a drunk Mimi that we were in the same class together, which was odd as there were no other white people at my school and so Grim... and Egg must have changed significantly from their larval forms. So, I assume he meant the class of... whenever. I don't actually know how that works or what year I started/began school. So I guess Grim was born in '78 (or 77/79, depending on the time of year).

Still looks like he's the inspiration for Bear Glove Man Smell Stick, though. Bear Glove sounds like a sex aid made by a man living alone in a wooden hut with a shotgun axe, and pipe as his prized possessions.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:47

Mimi wrote:

Bear Glove sounds like a sex aid made by a man living in a wooden hut with a shotgun axe, and pipe as his prized possessions.

Yo! Kern!

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

About 3 times a day I accidentally learn about bees because I can't type beex into my address bar

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Malc · **Posted:** Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:53

MaliA wrote:

Malc wrote:

I have to go to Leeds in a fortnight for a court case. Anyone want a beer?

Which dates? I am 15 mins from Leeds by train. And away first week in August

Sorry, I missed this, I think I go up on the 6th, case is on 7th and 8th, and then back down on the 8th or 9th depending on timings.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

Mimi wrote:

Still looks like he's the inspiration for Bear Glove Man Smell Stick, though. Bear Glove sounds like a sex aid made by a man living alone in a wooden hut with a shotgun axe, and pipe as his prized possessions.

Shotgun Axe!

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:29

Hey, hands off my shaxe!

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jul 25, 2017 15:17

Malc wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Malc wrote:

I have to go to Leeds in a fortnight for a court case. Anyone want a beer?

Which dates? I am 15 mins from Leeds by train. And away first week in August

Sorry, I missed this, I think I go up on the 6th, case is on 7th and 8th, and then back down on the 8th or 9th depending on timings.

Maybe. In Kernow next week, netrunner is on Monday 7th, so maybe 8th.not sure if i can get out on the 6th.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

Grim... wrote:

Hey, hands off my shaxe!

No, you take your hands off my gnife!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jul 25, 2017 15:40

Squirt wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Hey, hands off my shaxe!

No, you take your hands off my gnife!

Nein! Get back from my Swistol!

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

This is like Forum Dead Rising. Next; Chainsaw Machete

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jul 25, 2017 15:54

Get your hands off my rear!

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

Gutlery.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

Luckily I have a shield to protect me! Also: It's a gun.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Zardoz wrote:

I think my hard drive is on its way out.

At 63 years, 5 months, and 7 days old, I suspect mine may be too. :hat:

Also, I can't hear much above 8khz, I discovered recently. Mrs. W said that the swift chicks are making a lot of squeaky noise in next doors eves, but I can't hear them.

Last year she asked me why the squeaking noise coming from our old tumble dryer wasn't getting on me nerves, but I couldn't hear that, either. I gave it the WD40 treatment, which apparently worked for a few weeks, but then I had to buy a new one as it was, 'Either me or the tumbler.' Had to think about that one a bit, before coughing up the lolly.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jul 25, 2017 17:18

Squirt wrote:

Luckily I have a shield to protect me! Also: It's a gun.

Ah, so that's where 'Shunned' comes from.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Show me a crovel and all my perk weapons are covered.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Warhead wrote:

swift chicks are making a lot of squeaky noise next door

:monacle face:

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Mimi wrote:

Warhead wrote:

swift chicks are making a lot of squeaky noise next door

:monacle face:

Can we have the similes in the BBCode buttons thing for mobile?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:17

The Grimlet is currently locked in someone's toilet.

The locksmith is "down to plan C".

"Plan E" involves putting the boot on it.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:40

Oh dear, I hope he's ok.

Also :DD

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:42

Apparently Plan F involves the fire brigade.

LIVE UPDATE: He's out!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:44

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

How did he manage that?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:47

They drilled around the lock until the door decided to open, apparently.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 16:59

I woild have paid them an hourly rate for a few hours and sloped off for a few jars.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Grim... wrote:

They drilled around the lock until the door decided to open, apparently.

I meant how did he lock himself in? Was it a fodgy lock?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Grim... wrote:

They drilled around the lock until the door decided to open, apparently.

Surely that's a 'new door + new lock' option? Couldn't they just drill through the lock and save fucking the door?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 17:22

Mimi wrote:

Grim... wrote:

They drilled around the lock until the door decided to open, apparently.

I meant how did he lick himself in? Was it a foggy lick?

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 17:22

Mimi wrote:

Grim... wrote:

They drilled around the lock until the door decided to open, apparently.

I meant how did he lick himself in? Was it a foggy lick?

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DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 19:31

Cras wrote:

Grim... wrote:

They drilled around the lock until the door decided to open, apparently.

Surely that's a 'new door + new lock' option? Couldn't they just drill through the lock and save fucking the door?

At least they didn't use a fire axe

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

This is a thing that Russell just drew.

Go on... tell me what it's supposed to be.

krazywookie · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:03

Olympic torch?
(I think someone here saw one once, doesn't matter though, don't need to see a picture)

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Went with the Samsung. It's great!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

krazywookie wrote:

Olympic torch?
(I think someone here saw one once, doesn't matter though, don't need to see a picture)

It's a flower.

Can you imagine the state of Valentine's Day in this household?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

No, it's clearly a flenis.

krazywookie · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:45

Mimi wrote:

krazywookie wrote:

Olympic torch?
(I think someone here saw one once, doesn't matter though, don't need to see a picture)

It's a flower.

Can you imagine the state of Valentine's Day in this household?

That does not look like a flower. My next guess was going to be hermit crab

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5157

I'm more curious about 1 across on the crossword.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

I'm more curious about 1 across on the crossword.

1A) Neigh
2A) Scents
(nascence)

krazywookie · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 21:56

Mimi wrote:

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

I'm more curious about 1 across on the crossword.

1A) Neigh
2A) Scents
(nascence)

That makes nay sense.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

FLENIS

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

MrChris wrote:

FLENIS

Is the plural flenises or fleni?

krazywookie · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 22:56

Mimi wrote:

MrChris wrote:

FLENIS

Is the plural flenises or fleni?

Or just flenis? Like sheep.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jul 26, 2017 23:51

krazywookie wrote:

Olympic torch?
(I think someone here saw one once, doesn't matter though, don't need to see a picture)

I have held one of the torches.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Jul 27, 2017 0:04

KovacsC wrote:

krazywookie wrote:

Olympic torch?
(I think someone here saw one once, doesn't matter though, don't need to see a picture)

I have held one of the torches.

I have held both the Olympic torch and the Paralympic torch. The bloke that made them was a lovely fella!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jul 27, 2017 0:49

A bell end in wire wool.

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