Be Excellent To Each Other

Put your thing down, flip it and reverse it.

Title.

MrsA away for 2 nights. Lost baby monitor already.

Well yes - it's away for two nights

There's a toddler disco at 3pm. There's a bar there. 5 hours. 5 hours.

5 hour toddler disco? Are they mad?

I took F'ske and Owhiowhi to the Toddler Disco or whatever it was on Saturday. I looked fucking great. It was good. The neighbours from two doors down were there, too. Wasn't sure if I should have gone over to talk to them for longer than I did or not. F'sje was quite happy dancing with their kid, but I'm never sure of etiquette in these situations. Fel a bit awkward, too, as, I had a pint (£3 for 1664!) and they had lemonades. Anyway, they are talkative, but I wasn't sure about hanging around and latching on, as it were.

I'm not sure if you think that's cheap or expensive. I think it's cheap.

What kind of music were they playing? Did they do the Birdie Dance?

I did look great*, never know who might be there, and I could count on F'ske saying "Mummy's gone away..." Cannot attach photo, just imagine me looking great.

£3 for 1664 is dirt cheap.
The music was stuff like The Smiths, Maddness, Florence et Machinum, indie rock, some other stuff from an iPad smashed through a sound system.

*Green and orange Vans, dark blue jeans, tight and grey Brooklyn Brewery T shirt, Oakley Frogskins, motorola 360 all model's own.

Quiet on here today.

Easter holidays innit. People are probably outside.

Yes. I am outside.

I spent the weekend outside. Had an enjoyable hike up and around Ivinghoe Beacon in Hertfordshire on Saturday, then yesterday some friends came over and we filled all the gaps in the patio with concrete. Feel a bit stiff today.

Having a slow day at work. I've noticed that the Christmas lights are still on the big tree at the front.

I was outside all yesterday! I'm currently injured so couldn't play, but I coached first base for two games and umpired a third. We won both our games (I'm allowed to say 'we' because I'm a member of the team).

I missed sunscreen on a spot on my neck and now it's a bit red.

I'm in the York Railway Museum

I went there for the first time back in February. Pure train porn: utter delight. The warehouse of accumulated railway stuff was great to explore too.

Mallard is a genuinely beautiful machine. It always looks good in photos, but it's even more impressive in real life.

It fell apart seconds after it performed its Thrilling Heroics, if memory serves,like an inverse Pinot.

I've been in and out since Saturday getting stuff done in both the house and garden. Sent Joans to work out of my way today.

Just having a quick coffee before I start again.

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My mate has confirmed the Ibiza villa we're spending a long weekend in during the Summer to celebrate her 50th. The house itself looks nice but it's in the total middle of nowhere:

https://goo.gl/maps/zivnw5hZuME2

You seen Mad Dogs?

I have kov junior for a week. So far amazing.

Took him to wasps, he loved it. His mum gave thumbs up.

He met a lot of the players after the match

The England captain.

How bizarre. If I take a screen shot it posts but the original won't

Last time I checked it wouldn't let me post edited screenshots at all.

Yep, that's still the case.

Have any of the funny people on the Internet photoshopped a picture of Mr Corbyn sitting the aisle of an aeroplane yet?

BBC Cornwall: 'Thieves stole police car in Cornwall and drove 230 miles'.

That's actually pretty impressive.





Only the last four? Disappointing.

I've just had a call from India about doing something with a website for work. I'm not interested, but the guy sent me an email anyway.

In it, is a virtual tour of his office. It's quite interesting! If you zoom in you can see the office rules posted on the wall. Standard things like don't save contact info in personal phones and be nice to your customers.

https://www.weblinkindia.net/weblinkindia-360-view.htm

Take a look if you've got a minute.

Why aye Geoff man don't close the Grove like pet howay the lads

Worst FPS ever. I couldn't find any weapons or anyone to shoot.

Heh. According a pic in the Guardian, the sun really does shine through Box Tunnel on Brunel's birthday.

Only at one end though.

https://www.console-deals.com/blog/wind ... drun-4590/



Watch the video explaining the barrier first

Momentary excitement for me in the pub just now as I got a new pound coin in my change!

This week is only 3 working days, I'm off on Thursday to lay some turf and build some stuff out of wood (decent, outside, manly pursuits), but my fucking god are these three days dragging. Whilst I'm totally psyched about the move to Singapore (we have our orientation and school visits week in the last week of May too!) I do wonder whether I should just jack this all in and become a forager or lumberjack or landscape gardener or drug dealer or something else less stressful and with more outside work.

Test the water by stuffing 10 packets of oxo cubes up your arse before your flights to and from Singapore.

Make sure you have battery on your phone after you've landed. Took me an hour and a half to get through border control at Singapore last week.

Yes, but you're a shifty looking fucker.

Good advice though, thanks - will make sure i plug in during the flight.

Plug in to your mum that is.
BOOM

http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/n ... jor_routes

Fifth biggest city in the fifth biggest economy in the world.

Scooby Doo island

https://www.buzzfeed.com/matthewtucker/ ... .xhb9LM0bZ

Reminds me, I must try to do the trip to Imber sometime.

Pfft, that's what all of Weston-Super-Mare is like.

** Shepton Mallet REPRESENT! **

I love visiting Shepton Mallet!

At the best airport in the world?! That is bad. Never been longer than a few minute queue for anything there when I've been.

I thought it was a "is this phone legit?" Delay, as Bobby had to power it up to prove it was a phone

Ah yes, that does make sense. Though that's a lot of charging time just to prove it's a real phone.