Be Excellent To Each Other

I have broadband!

It might be the previous owners service... but it works.

There are switches and wires in this house that do nothing. Or perhaps, worryingly, do something I'm unaware of.

I don't know where anything is. So tired.

Check that all the trip switches are turned on.

Can you just flip that third switch again? We've lost the video feed of you.

You live with Joans?

Technopub toilets are awesome!

What are the crappers like though? I don't fancy dropping a load atop a barrel.

Just normal toilets.

I'm imagining Zardoz switching all his switches with a blank look on his face.. Meanwhile, somewhere else in the country, Joans loft is lighting up like the Blackpool illuminations.

That's a relief

I've got a down stairs shitter! I could potentially now, with the aid of two mirrors, play Killing Floor 2 whilst curling one out.

But you wipe your arse with wire wool.

Unusal toilets, is it?



The Shankly Hotel, Liverpool

Having the handle leaning foreword is a recipe for messy splashback.

Our toilets have 2 cubicles, 2 urinals, 3 sinks and 2 hand driers.

The 2 urinals are so close to each other, that even if Mr Dave was using one of them, there would not be space for a 2nd person...

I should get some sturdy handles either side of my toilet for those difficult twosies.

You could get Zardoz to come and hold your hand.

Doesn't matter how close they are, if there's two urinals there's one urinal

What if they're seperated by a little wall?

Ah, little walls count as an extra in-between urinal

Do you book your toilets down South?

Does it depend on what the little walls are made of ?

No, we have servants to do it for us.

Arm rest.