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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
PostPosted: Mon Jun 19, 2017 13:40 
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yo Grim - where'd you get that from?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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MrChris wrote:
yo Grim - where'd you get that from?


He's already said. His wardrobe.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Too hot to be at work :'(

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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The weather's really nice too.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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MrChris wrote:
yo Grim - where'd you get that from?

Christ knows - you can get one here, though: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Throne-Calvin- ... B01ID8V50O

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Too hot to be at work :'(

Only if your office doesn't have air con.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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It does have air con, cooling off now.

I've just had a two mile walk in the glorious sunshine and now I want to be at home in my garden rather than here.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Over the weekend one of our cats protested against us being away overnight by leaving a dead mouse behind the wardrobe. Gave our bedroom a really funky smell until we found it. Bloody animals.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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I've had a rotting mouse under the floorboards before. The smell is horrific.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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I think it's the same cat that last year somehow managed to leave a dead mouse in the sleeve of a jacket that had been folded and placed under the bed for the summer. It got quite to a quite advanced level of ookiness before I worked out where the stink was coming from.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Just booked tickets to see American Werewolf in London at Dudley castle in august.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Just booked tickets to see American Werewolf in London at Dudley castle in august.


The film titles just seem to get longer.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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devilman wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Just booked tickets to see American Werewolf in London at Dudley castle in august.


The film titles just seem to get longer.


And oddly specific.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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:DD

That amused me far more than it should have.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Just booked tickets to see American Werewolf in London at Dudley castle in august.


That reminds me... I read about this today. I think I want to go to it. I shall see if the wife is up for it.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Just booked tickets to see American Werewolf in London at Dudley castle in august.


That reminds me... I read about this today. I think I want to go to it. I shall see if the wife is up for it.


And then ask her about the tickets!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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https://arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2 ... ss-jailed/

For some strange reason this made me think of one of our beloved alumni. However, the now infamous Royal Gingerness is probably a better coder than him... ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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So I'm on Amazon earlier, and I buy a stainless steel popcorn machine, because who doesn't like popcorn? Exactly. And this one apparently can run on and on without overheating, which would be good for parties.

Anyway, I'm um-ing and ah-ing over going to the local Tesco to get one so I can have popcorn sooner, but I'm lazy, so online wins out.

I go to checkout, and there's a new service called Amazon Prime X, and it reckons it can deliver goods in ten minutes. There's a distribution centre near Bedford and they do sometimes test stuff out, but I'm fairly sure it's bullshit. Still, it's only £2 extra, so I give it a shot.

Nine minutes and fourty seconds later I've decided it was too good to be true, but then:

Knock knock!

Open up the door - it's real! With the non-stop pop pop and stainless steel!

X gonna give it to ya, fuck waiting for you to get it on your own. X gon' deliver to ya!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Holy shit!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Oh.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Amaze.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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They only promise within the hour where I live. Still amazing nonetheless


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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I take that as validation that I'm not dumb, and it is in fact a really terrible joke.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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What the fuck? You all suck.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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I'm looking forward to trying some popcorn at the BBQ


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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What the fuck? You all suck.

Apparently


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Is this a Kei£ha joke?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Grim... wrote:
What the fuck? You all suck.


I'll be honest, I clocked the DMX lyrics but thought they were just a snazzy way for you to conclude your story. It wasn't until Cras's "Oh" comment that I read back and saw how carefully laid it had all been.

In summary, if Cras hadn't commented, I'd have thought Prime X was a real thing and I'd be telling people at work about it and then they'd be thinking me a gullible idiot.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 48
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Giphy "i give up":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/Jkz1tFg639alq/giphy-loop.mp4

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Best DMX song is when they did Walk This Way with ACDC.


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