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 Post subject: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 14:26 
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(In honour of Sir Dimrill, and with his unchanged ruleset from 2013)

Ghoulish as it may be, please do join us as we choose the celebrities that we think will begin pushing up some daisies in 2017.

THE RULES:
1! Ye mayest choose ten elder statesmen or women who seem mosteth likely to YOUR brain to die in the year 2017.
2! You may choose to select two youngsters AT MOST on yowse list. If any of said younglings do peg it in the next twelve months then ye shall receive FIVE WHOLESOME POINTS per death. The inclusion of these are optional, but if taken please preface their name with WILDCARD on the list. Eth.
3! The competition has "celebrity" in the title for an reason! If challenged on an choice ye must PROVE THEIR WORTH!
4! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 50 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 50.
5! Ye may not perpetrate the kills yeself. Let nature, malady or lifestyle make the end-of-life option.
6! Ye choices may not be changedeth once madeded.
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 16TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.
8! If an candidate dies BEFORE ye's list is posted, the death shall not count towards ye's score.
9! No funny stuff.

I shall endeavour to keep this first post updated with your choices, and to that end please help me out by formatting your posts like what I done down there. It'd also help if you'd alert us to any bucket kicking of said suspects within this thread. Deadheads shall be identified with... *crash of thunder*... red ink of death. So without further ado, here be mine choices.
*score board rotates*

Morbid Mr Russell
1. Stan Lee
2. Ken Dodd
3. George Bush Sr.
4. June Brown
5. Bruce Forsyth
6. Kirk Douglas
7. Peter Sallis
8. Cliff Richard
9. The Queen
10. Glenn Campbell

ghoulish asfish
1. Prince Phillip
2. Jackie Stallone
3. Bill Cosby
4. Billy Graham
5. John Deacon
6. Brian Johnson
7. Marc Almond
8. Bruce Forsyth
9. Rolf Harris
10. Peter Sallis

gruesome Kern
1. Prince Phillip
2. Mel Brooks
3. Bruce Forsyth
4. David Attenborough
5. Nicholas Parsons
6. Jimmy Carter
7. Norman Tebbit
8. Roy Hattersley
9. Justin Bieber
10. Ant from Ant & Dec

dreadful devilman
1. The Queen
2. Stephen Fry
3. David Attenborough
4. Gary Lineker
5. Brian Blessed
6. Bob Dylan
7. Stephen Hawking
8. Benedict Cumberbatch
9. David Beckham
10. Peppa Pig

grisly TheVision
1. Bruce Forsyth
2. Dick Van Dyke
3. Mickey Rourke
4. Donald Trump
5. Rolf Harris
6. Honor Blackman
7. Angela Lansbury
8. Hulk Hogan
9. Konnan (wrestler)
10. Twitter

macabre LewieP
1. Kirk Douglas
2. Mel Gibson
3. Stan Lee
4. The Queen (of England)
5. Clint Eastwood
6. WILDCARD Brian Harvey
7. Bryan Ferry
8. Brian Cox (actor)
9. Bryan Adams
10. David Bowie

deathly nickachu
1. Prince Phillip
2. The Queen.
3 Davey attenborough.
4. Geoffry Boycott.
5. Brucie.
6. Dame Judy Dench.
7. Trump.
8. John madden.
9. Brad Pitt.
10. Justin Bieber.

necrotic MrChris
1. David Attenborough
2. The Queen
3. Prince Phillip
4. George Bush Snr
5. Henry Kissinger
6. Roger Moore
7. Mel Brooks
8. Bruce Forsyth.
9. Katie Holmes
10. Jay-Z

spooky Malc
1. Donald Trump
2. Mike Pence
3. Queen Elizabeth
4. Paul McCartney
5. Mick Jagger
6. Kirk Douglas
7. Clint Eastwood
8. Madonna
9. Sissy Spacek
10. Bette Midler

spine-chilling MaliA
1. The Queen
2. Morgan Freeman
3. Bruce Forsyth
4. Helen Mirren
5. Judi Dench
6. Prince Phillip
7. Ken Clarke
8. Bob Dylan
9. Dylan Moran
10. Stephen Fry

joyous Grim...
1. Mrs Queen
2. Mr Queen
3. David Attenborough
4. Cliff Richard
5. Wee Jimmy Krankie
6. Kirk Douglas
7. Stan Lee
8. Hugh Hefner
9. Adam "Man Vs Food" Richman
10. Hailie Mathers

horrendous Trooper
1. The queen
2. Prince queen
3. Bruce forsyth
4. David Rockerfeller
5. Mugabe
6. Stan Lee
7. Kirk Douglass
8. Harrison Ford
9. H from steps
10. Donald Trump

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 19:03 
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Right then


    1. Prince Phillip
    2. Jackie Stallone
    3. Bill Cosby
    4. Billy Graham
    5. John Deacon
    6. Brian Johnson
    7. Marc Almond
    8. Bruce Forsyth
    9. Rolf Harris
    10. Peter Sallis (hope not)


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 19:09 
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1. Prince Phillip
2. Mel Brooks
3. Bruce Forsyth
4. David Attenborough
5. Nicholas Parsons
6. Jimmy Carter
7. Norman Tebbit
8. Roy Hattersley

Untimelies (Wildcards)
9. Justin Bieber
10. Ant from Ant & Dec


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 19:52 
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Who had "Everyone" in the 2016 list?


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 0:54 
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I think 2017 will aim to outdo 2016 on all fronts

1. The Queen
2. Stephen Fry
3. David Attenborough
4. Gary Lineker
5. Brian Blessed
6. Bob Dylan
7. Stephen Hawking
8. Benedict Cumberbatch
9. David Beckham
10. Peppa Pig

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 14:44 
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The Vision

1. Bruce Forsyth
2. Dick Van Dyke
3. Mickey Rourke
4. Donald Trump
5. Rolf Harris
6. Honor Blackman
7. Angela Lansbury
8. Hulk Hogan
9. Konnan (wrestler)
10. Twitter (Wildcard)


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 15:57 
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LewieP
1. Kirk Douglas
2. Mel Gibson
3. Stan Lee
4. The Queen (of England)
5. Clint Eastwood
6. WILDCARD Brian Harvey
7. Bryan Ferry
8. Brian Cox (actor)
9. Bryan Adams
10. David Bowie


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 16:00 
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Pedantry corner:

LewieP wrote:
4. The Queen (of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 16:07 
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Kern wrote:
Pedantry corner:

LewieP wrote:
4. The Queen (of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)


This is the 2017 deathlist, right? I'm just preempting her status by the time of death.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 16:11 
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Fair enough ;)


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 16:57 
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Kern wrote:
Pedantry corner:

LewieP wrote:
4. The Queen (of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)


You pick out that but not his number 10 ?

Quote:
10. David Bowie


Or number 3

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3. Doris Roberts

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 17:01 
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I'm still in the 'denial' phase.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 17:10 
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Oh shit I actually thought Roberts was still alive. Bowie was intentional.

I'll pick a new one.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 0:25 
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1. Prince Phillip
2. The Queen.
3 Davey attenborough.
4. Geoffry Boycott.
5. Brucie.
6. Dame Judy Dench.
7. Trump.
8. John madden.
9. Brad Pitt.
10. Justin Bieber.

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 9:19 
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OK, I have updated the first post with your choices.

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 11:33 
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Lewie, I think rules 8 and 9 disqualify you from scoring points for Bowie by the way if you want to change it.

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2016 16:06 
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Mr Russell wrote:
Lewie, I think rules 8 and 9 disqualify you from scoring points for Bowie by the way if you want to change it.

It's a price I'm willing to pay to honour his legacy.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2016 23:15 
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Carrie Fisher, anyone?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38423963

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:10 
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Om Puri and Peter_Sarstedt

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 12:30 
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Mr Russell wrote:
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 14TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.


Is this Monday the 9th, Monday the 16th or Saturday the 14th?

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 13:04 
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MrChris’s Death List O' Fun '17
1: David Attenborough
2: The Queen*
3: Prince Phillip
4: George Bush Snr
5: Henry Kissinger
6: Roger Moore
7: Mel Brooks
8: Bruce Forsyth

Wildcards:
9: Katie Holmes (of THETANS! It'll happen one day.)
10: Jay-Z

*she's clearly got dementia - she was wandering round aimlessly at 3am the other night and nearly got shot by a guard

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 13:11 
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Malc wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 14TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.


Is this Monday the 9th, Monday the 16th or Saturday the 14th?

Make it Monday 16th. I did say it was an unchanged ruleset from 2013!

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
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MrChris wrote:
MrChris’s Death List O' Fun '17
1: David Attenborough
2: The Queen*
3: Prince Phillip
4: George Bush Snr
5: Henry Kissinger
6: Roger Moore
7: Mel Brooks
8: Bruce Forsyth

Wildcards:
9: Katie Holmes (of THETANS! It'll happen one day.)
10: Jay-Z

*she's clearly got dementia - she was wandering round aimlessly at 3am the other night and nearly got shot by a guard

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 14:34 
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Donald Trump
Mike Pence
Queen Elizabeth
Paul McCartney
Mick Jagger
Kirk Douglas
Clint Eastwood
Madonna
Sissy Spacek
Bette Midler

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Malc, done

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2017
PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 15:46 
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The Queen
Morgan Freeman
Bruce Forsyth
Helen Mirren
Judi Dench
Prince Phillip
Ken Clarke
Bob Dylan
Dylan Moran
Stephen Fry

Wildcards!

Emma Stone
Drew Barrymore

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I thought Drew Barrymore was already dead?

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Mrs Queen
Mr Queen
David Attenborough
Cliff Richard
Wee Jimmy Krankie
Kirk Douglas
Stan Lee
Hugh Hefner

CARDS O WILD
Adam "Man Vs Food" Richman
Eminem's daughter

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You can only have 10 entries Mali. And Dylan Moran counts as a wildcard.

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I thought Drew Barrymore was already dead?

That's Michael Barrymore.

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