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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 11:20 
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Whilst driving through the lovely Somerset city of Wells this morning, I noticed a sign for a scaffolding company called "Tubular Wells", which made me laugh. So what's your best punning company name? Bonus points for sexual innuendo and topical references.


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 Post subject: Re: Puns!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2016 11:25 
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Not a pun (so rather falling at the first hurdle), but this place is up the road from me -

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 Post subject: Re: Puns!
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Bakery run by a Mr & Mrs Burns, in Glastonbury!


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 Post subject: Re: Puns!
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I have no idea if this is supposed to be a pun or not, but we spotted this in Belgium.


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 Post subject: Re: Puns!
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Shop around 2 miles from my house


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 Post subject: Re: Puns!
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I like this place in Devon


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 Post subject: Re: Puns!
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Well, if we're including comedy place names you can't get much better than Awkward Hill in Nempnett Thrubwell.


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 Post subject: Re: Puns!
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There's a village near me called "Knockin" which has "The Knockin Shop", which reportedly gets visited year around from both euphemism and sex-worker hungry tourists.


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There are loads of hairdressing salons that use the name Curl Up and Dye.
I'm convinced I saw a van for a building firm in Cardiff decades ago which went by the name Reckitt and Scarper.

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There's a shop round here that sells bedding and car parts*. It's called Pillow Torque.

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There's a massage parlour in west Oxford called 'Knead me'.


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There's a hairdressers near me run by a German; it is called Hairway to Steffan*

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 Post subject: Re: Puns!
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There was a scaffolding company where I grew up called "BJ Builders" and under it they had "Full erection services"


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There is a builder who lives around the corner from me who has ripped off the graphics of Bob the Builder on his van, but calls himself Bone the Builder.

My little boy thinks he is Bob the Builder :)


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Salon near me called Warren G. Hair.

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Brilliant.


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This is a food van on my way to work.


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