Be Excellent To Each Other

WTF

I had a really good story about a former forummer lurking in the bushes outside and then coming in and killing everyone in a frenzy of bloodlust.

Then! Twist!

He went on the forum to gloat, and realised we had booked it a week earlier and he'd killed the wrong people.

But I didn't write it as I had a curry and watched Unexploded Politician instead.

Woohoo!

I insist you write it anyway.

I also had a good one that I never got round to writing. I say good - it was probably shit.

WTF

We should write more. Writing is good for your brain and shit.

We should have "story wars" rather than "song wars" this year.

*writes a story about a whippy undead warrior*

Let it go

Stop ripping off copyrighted works.

Maybe we should start with "limerick wars" and go from there.

Moi?

Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn my back and slam the door

The snow blows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the queen
The wind is howling like the swirling storm inside
Couldn’t keep it in
Heaven knows I try

Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the good Kov you always had to be
Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold you back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn my back and slam the door
And here I stand
And here I’ll stay
Let it go, let it go
The cold never bothered me anyway

It’s funny how some distance makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me can’t get to me at all
Up here in the cold thin air I finally can breathe
I know left a life behind but I’m too relieved to grieve

Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold you back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn my back and slam the door
And here I stand
And here I’ll stay
Let it go, let it go
The cold never bothered me anyway

Standing frozen in the life I’ve chosen
You won’t find me, the past is all behind me
Buried in the snow

Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold you back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn my back and slam the door
And here I stand
And here I’ll stay
Let it go, let it go
The cold never bothered me anyway

Let it go
Here I stand
Let it go, let it go
Let it go

I thought so

WHERE THE FUCK IS SONG WARS, CRASTER?

Indeed. I've got some inspired songs ready now.

Thursday challenge: someone post a Thursday challenge.

On Thursday.

Jesus fucking Christ

What did I do now?

I remember the good old days when the Thursday challenge was always on a Friday or a Wednesday.

Not you, me!

I genuinely thought it was Thursday.

Ah. Then you're a silly.

And sorry. You're further from the weekend than you thought?

I'm not! I break up today.