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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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Did they do any extras?

He got a lolly for being a good boy.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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Was it a particularly warm weekend? Many drowned, it seems, across the country, and in Kernow.

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Well done mate!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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The Child and I were observing the ducks in the river at the park, when a man walked past us. He had a radio controlled speedboat and quite a large left handed cigarette. He got to the waters edge, and launched the boat into the water. As the current caught it, he looked suddenly at the ground, then turned to me and said "I forgot to turn it on". The three of us watched on in silence as it was swept towards the weir.

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I hate it when I accidentally buy left-handed cigarettes.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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The Child and I were observing the ducks in the river at the park, when a man walked past us. He had a radio controlled speedboat and quite a large left handed cigarette. He got to the waters edge, and launched the boat into the water. As the current caught it, he looked suddenly at the ground, then turned to me and said "I forgot to turn it on". The three of us watched on in silence as it was swept towards the weir.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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watching TT Blues, expecting to see Healthy in his Merc


makes him sound like one of the 7 dwarves


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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watching TT Blues, expecting to see Healthy in his Merc


makes him sound like one of the 7 dwarves


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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We've got the mother-in-law staying over so tonight I have seen more emmerdale than the last 5 years combined.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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Just got a text from someone this morning after I left them a note with the details of the silly twat who we watched reversing into their car. I actually stopped him as he was trying to sheepishly drive away and asked why he wasn't going to leave a note or anything. So we sat there in the car blocking his exit and watched him write his note, put it on their windscreen and then we drove off. But I just had a feeling that he was a bit of a sly shit and so we circled back around after a few minutes and he and the note were gone which was when I left one of my own. Ha.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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Haha!! Good on you.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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Hah! Fired up the ps4 and had a look at the friends list:
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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It's all true. Just finished the first heist and ended up there.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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What I want to know is how the PS4 was able to tell where it was located. Voodoo shit, that.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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What I want to know is how the PS4 was able to tell where it was located. Voodoo shit, that.

I think it just assumes.


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Don't like wishing my life away but I got in twenty minutes ago and am already wondering if it is pub time yet.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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Don't like wishing my life away but I got in twenty minutes ago and am already wondering if it is pub time yet.


I haven't even started work yet and I'm already looking forward to coming home.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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Seen a cracking job and in Preston too.

CV and digital portfolio submitted.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
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Cheers mate, there's a bit of a restructure going on here too so there's a chance I can jump up the ladder if this other place don't get back to me.

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Cheers mate, there's a bit of a restructure going on here too so there's a chance I can jump up the ladder if this other place don't get back to me.

And use the job offer (real or otherwise) as leverage - woo!

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Then invite us to visit you so we can go to Brucianni's. If it's still there.

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Then invite us to visit you so we can go to Brucianni's. If it's still there.

Yeah, that'd be great.

What the frig is Brucianni's?

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*shakes head slowly in disbelief*

Nice little cafe/restaurant/ice cream parlour in Preston. You should go. You'd really bring the tone down :luv:


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I don't think it's guaranteed.

The waitresses always used to wear parlour maids outfits, but that's about 15 years ago, so not sure if they still do.

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Ah yeah, the French Greggs.

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It's Italian, you awful man.

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People think they're different but they're actually the same.

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Brexiiiit!!! *shakes fist*

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Italian is just French with more waving hands.

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Mimi wrote:
I don't think it's guaranteed.

The waitresses always used to wear parlour maids outfits, but that's about 15 years ago, so not sure if they still do.

God, I blame Brussels, taking away our costume-clad serving wenches.

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It's Italian, you awful man.

Sorry. Ah yessa, issa da Frencha Greggsa.

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Nabwood, saltaire. Pop over.

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Nabwood, saltaire. Pop over.

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