Willett has stirred controversy with an article saying that Europe “need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hot dog so they can scream ‘Baba booey’ until their jelly faces turn red”.

He continued: “They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing ‘mashed potato,’ hoping to impress their cousin.


“They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they’ll bellow ‘get in the hole’ whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists’ Big Game Hunt Society.”

Yeah. I can see what he was trying to do, but in reality, what a ducking idiot.

I was supposed to be in Bristol all day today for some training thing, but decided to sack it off and come into the office as I've got too much work on. The upshot is that this is the only day in literally weeks where I've had no meetings.I feel a bit bereft.

It's very rare I let something on t'internet annoy me but I am still bothered by Kirstie Allsopp's elitist anti-breakfast tweeting.

It's very rare I let something on t'internet annoy me but I am still bothered by Kirstie Allsopp's elitist anti-breakfast tweeting.

https://twitter.com/KirstieMAllsopp/status/781085077178617856 in case you've not seen it

Yeah. I don't know what exactly she's trying to do there - fat shame the guy? Diet shame? - but it's bizarre and ridiculous.

Yeah. I don't know what exactly she's trying to do there - fat shame the guy? Diet shame? - but it's bizarre and ridiculous.

Bloke could have finished a night shift.

I understand everything except the coke and coffee combo. That's overkill. The rest... meh. Has she never seen a full-english, for feck's sake?

Yes or just have a busy day ahead of him and not have time for lunch, any number of reasons why people might have a (in her opinion) a big breakfast

She's not exactly thin herself.

fatphobia

That's not a thing.

Let's fight fatphobia with…more fatphobia. Good job.

leaving aside any disagreement on whether that's a thing, I was pointing out the hypocrisy, not judging her on her size. I'm not sure why you'd make that assumption.

It's irrelevant.

'Observe the Sons of Ulster Marching Towards the Somme' by Frank McGuiness tonight..

And that's how the dinosaurs died out.

Then Liv Tyler turned up and put a bomb on it.

Comets never get a break nowadays.

I think I missed a thing. I didn't want to.

You don't want to close your eyes; you don't want to fall asleep.

But that didn't stop you doing so on basically every night out you ever went on.

Coming from you!

You don't want to close your eyes; you don't want to fall asleep.

But that didn't stop you doing so on basically every night out you ever went on.

Shout out to the time I realised Myp had disappeared from my housewarming party and found him in my bed, fast asleep, half naked.

Shout out to the time I realised Myp had disappeared from my housewarming party and found him in my bed, fast asleep, half naked.