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Author:  myp [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:19 ]
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Baby Joans? It's going to be bald and crinkly and never shut up

JUST LIKE JOANS
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:19 ]
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This looks quite brilliant:



Of course it will be shit.
Author:  GazChap [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:41 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Jaw drop

:this:

Assuming no typos, congrats guys :)
Author:  myp [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:02 ]
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Joans, next year
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:13 ]
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Looks like rain. Still digging holes in the beach, thiugh.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:14 ]
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Those holes won't dig themselves.
Author:  Kern [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:15 ]
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How many will fill the Albert Hall?
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:16 ]
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MrChris wrote:
Those holes won't dig themselves.


45 mins until the "tea rooms" open.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:17 ]
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Are you having a really odd day at work?
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:50 ]
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I've come on holiday by mistake
Author:  devilman [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:54 ]
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MaliA wrote:
I've come on holiday by mistake


Wipe it up with a beach towel and you'll be fine.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:04 ]
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A seagull just shat on me.

There is a pieand mash shop. It opens at 12. There is a queue outside.
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:05 ]
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Which northern hellhole are you in?
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:06 ]
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MaliA wrote:
I've come on holiday by mistake


MaliA wrote:
A seagull just shat on me.


MaliA wrote:
There is a pieand mash shop. It opens at 12. There is a queue outside.

Everyday's like Sunday,
MaliA is silent and grey.
Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:13 ]
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MrChris wrote:
Which northern powerhouse are you in?

Ftfy
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 13:30 ]
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MrChris wrote:
Which northern hellhole are you in?


Whitby. I told you last night. Look at this! £7!
Author:  Malc [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 13:32 ]
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MaliA wrote:
MrChris wrote:
Which northern hellhole are you in?


Whitby. I told you last night. Look at this! £7!


They've done that wrong! The mash is supposed to form a wall to stop the peas from escaping, that mash is almost trying to push the peas out!
Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 13:34 ]
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MaliA wrote:
MrChris wrote:
Which northern hellhole are you in?


Whitby.


The exact message was "SPOIKERS MAN IN WHITBY" which I assumed was some sort of Mimi-esque autocorrect ejaculation.
Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 13:38 ]
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My Mum and Sister were in Whitby yesterday. Did you say hello?
Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 18:01 ]
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Oh my God, I really need to not post when I'm half asleep. I am NOT pregnant, but Joans' brother's wife is, hence baby Joans. Hilarious scenes on my phone when I got out of work though, half of Asda must have thought I was on day release from a mental institution or something! :D
Author:  flis [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 18:30 ]
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What the actual fuck, Jazzy!? :DD
Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 18:33 ]
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flis wrote:
What the actual fuck, Jazzy!? :DD

Sorry! But you can go ahead and have another one. ;)
Author:  Pundabaya [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 18:43 ]
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I..I think Mali has had a nervous breakdown, and has driven to Whitby with bare feet and a trunk full of toblerones.
Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 18:48 ]
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Nah, that's just a normal day.
Author:  myp [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 18:58 ]
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Pundabaya wrote:
I..I think Mali has had a nervous breakdown, and has driven to Whitby with bare feet and a trunk full of toblerones.

I didn't even realise he was an elephant these days
Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 18:59 ]
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Mali is everything to everyone.
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 19:01 ]
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I might have caught goth
Author:  myp [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 19:02 ]
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Goths don't smile.
Author:  Malc [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 19:35 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
Goths don't smile.

Or wear red!
Author:  myp [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 21:33 ]
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Malc wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Goths don't smile.

Or wear red!

Except the blood of their victims.

Wait I'm thinking of vampires
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 22:07 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
Malc wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Goths don't smile.

Or wear red!

Except the blood of their victims.

Wait I'm thinking of vampires

Every single Goth is thrilled that you just confused them with vampires.

Not that they'd show it, of course.
Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 22:45 ]
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I thought emos wanted to be vampires?
Author:  Cras [ Wed Jun 29, 2016 23:42 ]
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Emos are Goths that can't be arsed to dress up.
Author:  Kern [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:59 ]
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I read 'Dracula' when I was 10. When I re-read it over a decade later, I was stunned by how obvious the sexual undertones were, and how deeply misogynistic the book is. Still a bloody good read though.

I read Kim Newman's 'Anno Dracula' a while back - a crime thriller investigating the murder of prostitutes in Whitechapel set in an England where Van Helsing's plan failed and Dracula rules.
Author:  Kern [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:01 ]
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And after talking about Whitby I'm now thinking of leisure centres. Oh dear.
Author:  lasermink [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 14:14 ]
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Kern wrote:
I read 'Dracula' when I was 10. When I re-read it over a decade later, I was stunned by how obvious the sexual undertones were, and how deeply misogynistic the book is. Still a bloody good read though.

I don't remember it being outright misogynistic, just very much based in the idea that men and women have different roles to play.
Author:  Kern [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:15 ]
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lasermink wrote:
Kern wrote:
I read 'Dracula' when I was 10. When I re-read it over a decade later, I was stunned by how obvious the sexual undertones were, and how deeply misogynistic the book is. Still a bloody good read though.

I don't remember it being outright misogynistic, just very much based in the idea that men and women have different roles to play.


Typing, mostly.
Author:  myp [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:17 ]
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lasermink wrote:
I don't remember it being outright racist, just very much based in the idea that blacks and whites have different roles to play.

Is that something you'd also say? :D

Saying women and men have different roles to play is pretty misogynistic tbh.
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:19 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
lasermink wrote:
I don't remember it being outright racist, just very much based in the idea that blacks and whites have different roles to play.

Is that something you'd also say? :D

Saying women and men have different roles to play is pretty misogynistic tbh.

Isn't that sexist rather than misogynistic?
Author:  myp [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:25 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
lasermink wrote:
I don't remember it being outright racist, just very much based in the idea that blacks and whites have different roles to play.

Is that something you'd also say? :D

Saying women and men have different roles to play is pretty misogynistic tbh.

Isn't that sexist rather than misogynistic?

Yes, you're right - my apologies.
Author:  Cavey [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:31 ]
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Cras wrote:
Emos are Goths that can't be arsed to dress up.


Do "goths" still exist? Last time I remember seeing one for real, the Sisters of Mercy were in the charts.
Are they still A Thing likes?

Certainly, I can confirm there aren't any in Whitegate.
Author:  markg [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:33 ]
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Zardoz is a goth. A bald shiny headed one with no make up but he's definitely a goth.
Author:  Cavey [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:33 ]
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markg wrote:
Zardoz is a goth. A bald shiny headed one with no make up but he's definitely a goth.


Sounds like my kind of gig! :D
Author:  lasermink [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:36 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
lasermink wrote:
I don't remember it being outright racist, just very much based in the idea that blacks and whites have different roles to play.

Is that something you'd also say? :D

Saying women and men have different roles to play is pretty misogynistic tbh.

misogyny = hating women.

I don't see the point of blurring the concepts.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:41 ]
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markg wrote:
Zardoz is a goth. A bald shiny headed one with no make up but he's definitely a goth.

The dark is on my insides.
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
*bends over*
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:42 ]
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markg wrote:
Zardoz is a goth. A bald shiny headed one with no make up but he's definitely a goth.

I took this picture last time I saw him
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:47 ]
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*slopes off to Whitby for a cider and black with MaliA*
Author:  myp [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:53 ]
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lasermink wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
lasermink wrote:
I don't remember it being outright racist, just very much based in the idea that blacks and whites have different roles to play.

Is that something you'd also say? :D

Saying women and men have different roles to play is pretty misogynistic tbh.

misogyny = hating women.

I don't see the point of blurring the concepts.

Like homophobia means a fear of gay people? Language evolves.

I accept that it's more sexist, but a blurring of concepts is sometimes ok.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:58 ]
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Your face is a blurred concept.
Author:  Cras [ Thu Jun 30, 2016 15:59 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
Like homophobia means a fear of gay people? Language evolves.

I accept that it's more sexist, but a blurring of concepts is sometimes ok.


Unless you're blurring racism and racial prejudice ;)
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