Be Excellent To Each Other

When we got home from Darwin's 12 month jabs (four of them!) I noticed that on the certification for his immunisations the nurse had put his name as 'Godwyn Garland'.

I went back to the surgery and spoke to the receptionist, who spoke to the nurse when she came into reception. The nurse was particularly dismissive and rude, and just said 'yeah, whatever' to the receptionists solution. She hadn't recorded the NHS number or address later, intending to 'do it later', which would have been more difficult without having the right name to look it up against. The receptionist said there was no-one registered with a name anything like that, so....

Well, I for one would be putting a formal complaint in. She could end up hurting someone or worse with a lax attitude like that.

Yep, that's well worth a complaint.

I have a strong suspicion that the receptionist will report it to the manager. She said it was shocking and said she'd be really pissed off it were her. She's a locum, and I had the impression that things aren't working well with the locum
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I think Mimi just ran out of batteries.

* Batteries not included

Poor Tiktok

Feeling rundown

Bah. At least it's Friday.

According to the local news, a Transformers film is being shot in central Oxford today. Curiously, crews never seem to use the area around Cornmarket for these things, even though the Westgate is looking suitably dystopian at the moment.

Sean Bean is filming in the church next to one of our campuses today. I'll see if I can pap him for you lot

"Too few rooms", said MrsA of a castle I want us to live in when I get this job I have an interview for. "Too few rooms"! It's a castle!

They can be pretty draughty, what with the arrow slits and everything.

Castle. Objection overrulled.

Bravo

It's a fucking castle!

Inorite??

That's brilliant!

It has three bedrooms! How many more times is she planning on getting pregnant?

It's a fucking castle (lodge)!

Weirdly, I recall Mrs Fop and I looking at a very similar place when we were looking to move around Hebden Bridge. Was a few years ago now, but it looked very similar.

Yeah, but it's a castle. You need an armoury, a torture chamber, a mead hall, all sorts. No point half-assing a castle. What I think she's telling you MaliA is that you need to aim higher. Find a castle worthy of you and your heirs!

It's in Todmorden.

One of the things I look for in a property is for it to not be actively procreating.

Where League of Gentlemen meets Happy Valley.

The castle looks brilliant. Stick a dormer on top, an outdoor office at the back, job done. A suburban castle.

Google just made a video from my photos called "A summer of smiles" and it was lovely with pictures of family and friends and MrsA and THERE I AM NAKED IN A SINK JESUS CHRIST GOOGLE

*sits in corner, whimpering and gently rocking*

"A summer of slimes"

well you are on your own

Pics or it didn't happen

You want the sink picture?

It'll pop into your mind as soon as you hit the vinegar strokes

Also just walking down the street, like a 'Nam flashback.

Is it like TubGirl?

More like Goatse

G'WAN MALI

If he posts it, I'm really hoping the pic appears as a black square like the others.

There's a brown circle.

If he posts it, the forum will become a blackened square of scorched earth

Mimi - Do not Google these phrases.

Absolutely. Stick to something safe and friendly like a good fun lemon party.

Or a recipe for a nice Blue Waffle.

!! Haha, someone at work once audio-described the first, that was bad enough. I've not heard the second, but am duly warned.

Someone at work made me google 'blue waffle' (on my phone)

The first is a man stretching his bum, right? Anyway, that one.

That's the sink picture, yes.

can you see his paws?

They've disappeared up his cloaca

Sink?

The sink picture is worse than all the things you've been told not to google. Much worse.

I don't think I've seen Blue Waffle yet.