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Pundabaya
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 47
PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:44 
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I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't eat cheese anymore.. other than not eating cheese, and wishing I could eat cheese.
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Findus Fop
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:42 
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I've already got a cheese slicer.

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Did you hear about the young lad who was sacked from the deli after he was caught with his nob in the cheese slicer?

Gore everywhere apparently. He lost catastrophic amounts of blood. He also contracted septicaemia, which has of course drawn the attentions of the council and the deli's licence is now under review. A lesson to us all.
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MrChris
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Findus Fop wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
I've already got a cheese slicer.

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Did you hear about the young lad who was sacked from the deli after he was caught with his nob in the cheese slicer?

Gore everywhere apparently. He lost catastrophic amounts of blood. He also contracted septicaemia, which has of course drawn the attentions of the council and the deli's licence is now under review. A lesson to us all.

8)

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Grim...
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Findus Fop wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
I've already got a cheese slicer.

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Did you hear about the young lad who was sacked from the deli after he was caught with his nob in the cheese slicer?

Gore everywhere apparently. He lost catastrophic amounts of blood. He also contracted septicaemia, which has of course drawn the attentions of the council and the deli's licence is now under review. A lesson to us all.

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Zardoz
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:48 
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Pundabaya wrote:
I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't eat cheese anymore.. other than not eating cheese, and wishing I could eat cheese.

You could suck my feet.

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DavPaz
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:28 
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MrChris wrote:
Findus Fop wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
I've already got a cheese slicer.

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Did you hear about the young lad who was sacked from the deli after he was caught with his nob in the cheese slicer?

Gore everywhere apparently. He lost catastrophic amounts of blood. He also contracted septicaemia, which has of course drawn the attentions of the council and the deli's licence is now under review. A lesson to us all.

8)

Clearly you've never heard the joke.
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MaliA
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:31 
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DavPaz wrote:
MrChris wrote:
Findus Fop wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
I've already got a cheese slicer.

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Did you hear about the young lad who was sacked from the deli after he was caught with his nob in the cheese slicer?

Gore everywhere apparently. He lost catastrophic amounts of blood. He also contracted septicaemia, which has of course drawn the attentions of the council and the deli's licence is now under review. A lesson to us all.

8)

Clearly you've never heard the joke.


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myp
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Wow.

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Kern
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I wouldn't open with it.
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DavPaz
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Man went into a butchers said what happened to your assistant?, butcher said I sacked him why? Was sticking his dick in the bacon slicer. what happend to your bacon slicer? I sacked her an all!
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MaliA
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I don't get it.

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myp
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I don't get it.

I'm surprised - it's the sort of thing you come out with every day!

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MaliA
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Lonewolves wrote:
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I don't get it.

I'm surprised - it's the sort of thing you come out with every day!


I don't work in a butchers. I don't get it.

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Bobbyaro
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biscuit slicer?

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myp
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MaliA wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I don't get it.

I'm surprised - it's the sort of thing you come out with every day!


I don't work in a butchers. I don't get it.

You're married, of course you don't get it.

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Zardoz
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MrChris
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I'm lost.

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MrChris
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definitely lost

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MrChris
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definitely definitely lost

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MrChris
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house?

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TheVision
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I like cheese... and jam.. on the same sandwich.
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MrChris
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TheVision
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