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Author:  asfish [ Wed Mar 01, 2017 20:09 ]
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markg wrote:
I think we'd probably be vaccinating against it by now if it weren't for all the MMR idiocy.


I paid for my son to get vaccinated against this, think it was £150, there were 2 spaced out doses.

Wouldn't wish this on anyone so figured it was the least I could do

Author:  Jem [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:49 ]
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
My cat hasn't been himself for a couple of days. When I took him to the vet they found he had a blocked bladder and needed to be put under a general anaesthetic and have a catheter fitted. That went well, and they don't think it's caused any permanent damage to his kidneys, but it'll probably cost about £6-700 by the time I get him back.


Poor puddy cat. Good thing you caught it early though. Hope he's back to his normal self soon :luv:

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:22 ]
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Jem wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
My cat hasn't been himself for a couple of days. When I took him to the vet they found he had a blocked bladder and needed to be put under a general anaesthetic and have a catheter fitted. That went well, and they don't think it's caused any permanent damage to his kidneys, but it'll probably cost about £6-700 by the time I get him back.


Poor puddy cat. Good thing you caught it early though. Hope he's back to his normal self soon :luv:


The catheter was working fine overnight and he's feeling much better, but now that's blocked so they've had to remove it. Now waiting to see if he's weeing ok without it, or if they have to put a new one in :(

Author:  Jem [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:27 ]
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Aww bums :( keeping fingers crossed

Author:  Mr Burrrrt [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:12 ]
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Jem wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
My cat hasn't been himself for a couple of days. When I took him to the vet they found he had a blocked bladder and needed to be put under a general anaesthetic and have a catheter fitted. That went well, and they don't think it's caused any permanent damage to his kidneys, but it'll probably cost about £6-700 by the time I get him back.


Poor puddy cat. Good thing you caught it early though. Hope he's back to his normal self soon :luv:


The catheter was working fine overnight and he's feeling much better, but now that's blocked so they've had to remove it. Now waiting to see if he's weeing ok without it, or if they have to put a new one in :(


It's caused by crystals in the urine blocking the urethra as it is very narrow in male cats. It's fairly common. Most recover, but some need to have an operation on the penis to open it up a bit and will probably have to have a special diet afterwards.

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:44 ]
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He's got to nearly 12 years old without problems. Hopefully it won't come to that.

Author:  GazChap [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:51 ]
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Mr Burrrrt wrote:
but some need to have an operation on the penis to open it up a bit

Just got images in my head of a Predator's mouth now.

Author:  markg [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:52 ]
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Yeah, our male cat seems to have problems like that from time to time. The other one prefers biscuits and if he snaffles too many of those it seems to aggravate it.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 13:02 ]
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GazChap wrote:
Mr Burrrrt wrote:
but some need to have an operation on the penis to open it up a bit

Just got images in my head of a Predator's mouth now.


I went to Blade II

Author:  TheVision [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 13:42 ]
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Cras wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Mr Burrrrt wrote:
but some need to have an operation on the penis to open it up a bit

Just got images in my head of a Predator's mouth now.


I went to Blade II


I went with the American office when Dwight asks a gay couple how they decide which penis is going to open up to accept the other.

Author:  Jem [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 17:02 ]
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Yay, a wine delivery I ordered AGES ago arrived today!

Nay, one of the bottles is sealed but completely empty. :o :'(

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 17:56 ]
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Diet wine

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 18:03 ]
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My car cost me £225.

I have brakes!

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 18:18 ]
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Morbo is feeling sorry for himself.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 18:30 ]
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Daw, mend well Morbo x

Author:  asfish [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 19:50 ]
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After 2 weeks of having my suggestion to buy a world book day costume instead of making one refused, my wife came down at 17.00 in a panic

She opened with "Shit I just checked the letter from the school and its tomorrow not Monday"

At this point we maybe had 40% of the Mr Bump costume ready, so a rush around Tesco buying bandages and other stuff followed.

I even bought a backup costume (Willy Wonka) as we hadn't even tried it on him at this point.

It all worked out and he looks pretty good, and we did what you are supposed to do and made it.

Mr Bump looks like this BTW :)

http://mrmen.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Bump

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 19:53 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
My car cost me £225.

I have brakes!

Do you have a car to go with them?

Author:  Kern [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 19:54 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
My car cost me £225.

I have brakes!

Do you have a car to go with them?


I spent more on brakes today than Jazzy did on her car. Ouch.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 19:57 ]
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Kern wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
My car cost me £225.

I have brakes!

Do you have a car to go with them?


I spent more on brakes today than Jazzy did on her car. Ouch.

I wish my car only cost me that much! :D

Author:  Kern [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 20:26 ]
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:facepalm:

Author:  Jem [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 20:28 ]
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My car failed its MOT :(

My car was fixed by the end of the day! :)

My car cost me £93 :(


(Jazzy wins)

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 21:07 ]
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Meh, it's money I could have done without spending, but I don't begrudge it. I have a car, there will be wear and tear. Every now and again I have to spend money to keep it running and safe.

Better than no car at all. :)

Author:  Jem [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 21:12 ]
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I think I'm more annoyed because I'm spending money on a car I barely use anymore - and yet 3 weeks without a car and I've felt incredibly 'trapped'. Oh well, one of those things.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 21:14 ]
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Jem wrote:
I think I'm more annoyed because I'm spending money on a car I barely use anymore - and yet 3 weeks without a car and I've felt incredibly 'trapped'. Oh well, one of those things.

I'd feel exactly the same Jem, it's my independence.

I'm just grateful to see how much my life has changed that I don't have to stress about getting the money together to pay for it.

Author:  myp [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 22:16 ]
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My car isn't ready because the o-ring gasket that connects the cat to the exhaust has badly deteriorated, so they've had to order one. Sigh.

Still revs to 98.6k though.

Author:  Jem [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:17 ]
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Got the banana car back this morning. Now it can sit on the driveway for another few weeks til I need it next (but at least it's there) :DD

Author:  MrChris [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:23 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
My car isn't ready because the o-ring gasket that connects the cat to the exhaust has badly deteriorated, so they've had to order one. Sigh.

Still revs to 98.6k though.

You'd have thought since the Challenger disaster they'd have moved on from o rings.

Author:  myp [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:27 ]
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MrChris wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
My car isn't ready because the o-ring gasket that connects the cat to the exhaust has badly deteriorated, so they've had to order one. Sigh.

Still revs to 98.6k though.

You'd have thought since the Challenger disaster they'd have moved on from o rings.

It's ok, this one's metal, not rubber. Also won't be subjected to absolute zero.
Image

Author:  GazChap [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:51 ]
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And looks like it came fresh out of a Wankel.

Author:  MrChris [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:51 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
MrChris wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
My car isn't ready because the o-ring gasket that connects the cat to the exhaust has badly deteriorated, so they've had to order one. Sigh.

Still revs to 98.6k though.

You'd have thought since the Challenger disaster they'd have moved on from o rings.

It's ok, this one's metal, not rubber. Also won't be subjected to absolute zero.
Image


If I were you, I'd leave it out just to be on the safe side.

Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:30 ]
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http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liv ... g-12684426

I don't know if this made the national news, but there was a major train disaster narrowly avoided in Liverpool earlier this week. Part of a sheer wall in a deep cutting through the city collapsed onto the main line. A train was tootling along at 50mph with over a hundred passengers onboard. If the driver hadn't seen the warning and braked in time, the train would have derailed and probably hit the opposite wall at high(ish, enough to be deadly) speed.

Lucky.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:35 ]
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Quote:
“But let us also be crystal clear: if ARN’s plans to extend driver-only operation had already been in place, the two Northern services involved would not have had guards aboard, with potentially disastrous consequences."

BULL.
SHIT.

There's nothing the guard did that the driver couldn't - unless the guard was magically in all the carriages at once.

Author:  Kern [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:45 ]
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In fairness to the union, the article does talk about shepherding the passengers to safety and more hi-vis might help in the circumstances.

I'd heard about the incident but didn't realise the collapse happened whilst the line was in use. Still, anything that gets rid of Pacers can't be an entirely bad thing.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Mar 06, 2017 17:14 ]
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At the weekend, Brexit pulled a table on to her head, Trump split a lip after falli g on to a stone step as her tights are like a quiet cat on that floor, and MrsA fell down a flight of stairs. I, accidentally, found myself in a gun shop.

Staffordshire is dangerous.

Author:  devilman [ Mon Mar 06, 2017 18:15 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Staffordshire is dangerous.


We don't like outsiders here :)

Author:  Curiosity [ Mon Mar 06, 2017 21:33 ]
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MaliA wrote:

Staffordshire is dangerous.


Citations:
Curiosity
Bobbyaro
ApplePieOfDoom

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Mar 09, 2017 13:06 ]
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Nay: Our little boy is teething. Eight back teeth all springing painfully forth at once. He's ok with it, mostly, because he is resilient like his Mama, but it is affecting his poor tummy. Careful not to be seen drooling, it has all gone tummy-wards. Nappy changes can be surprising, and sudden, and fraught.

This was never more true than on Saturday, when we emergency pulled over into a garden centre carpark to perform a nappy removal manoeuvre on the poosplosion in the back. Crouched over the back seat somehow (goodness knows how) we had to strip him naked and 80 wet wipes later he didn't have *quite* so much poo on him. But man, it was everywhere. So much so that he went home wearing only Russell's tshirt as a giant dress, and Russell had to drive home with no top on.

But yay: new shiny toofs?

I'm mostly writing this for Krazywookie to absorb for his future with Ewok (that's a thing, right? The littler furry things?) Anyway, learn from us. Don't make our mistakes.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Mar 09, 2017 13:11 ]
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*Flashbacks to poo-namis of the past*

triggered.gif

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Mar 09, 2017 13:30 ]
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Mimi wrote:
...and Russell had to drive home with no top on.

POIDH

Author:  Jem [ Thu Mar 09, 2017 13:58 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Nay: Our little boy is teething. Eight back teeth all springing painfully forth at once. He's ok with it, mostly, because he is resilient like his Mama, but it is affecting his poor tummy. Careful not to be seen drooling, it has all gone tummy-wards. Nappy changes can be surprising, and sudden, and fraught.

This was never more true than on Saturday, when we emergency pulled over into a garden centre carpark to perform a nappy removal manoeuvre on the poosplosion in the back. Crouched over the back seat somehow (goodness knows how) we had to strip him naked and 80 wet wipes later he didn't have *quite* so much poo on him. But man, it was everywhere. So much so that he went home wearing only Russell's tshirt as a giant dress, and Russell had to drive home with no top on.

But yay: new shiny toofs?

I'm mostly writing this for Krazywookie to absorb for his future with Ewok (that's a thing, right? The littler furry things?) Anyway, learn from us. Don't make our mistakes.


Aww poor wee bugger. :luv: Izzy used to get hers in batches and had the same poopsplosion-reaction.

Can't remember if I've mentioned before but I used to use the big ikea facecloth/flannels as wipes because the texture catches more runny poop. Might help with the 80 wipes thing :DD

Author:  asfish [ Fri Mar 10, 2017 17:22 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Nay: Our little boy is teething. Eight back teeth all springing painfully forth at once. He's ok with it, mostly, because he is resilient like his Mama, but it is affecting his poor tummy. Careful not to be seen drooling, it has all gone tummy-wards. Nappy changes can be surprising, and sudden, and fraught.

This was never more true than on Saturday, when we emergency pulled over into a garden centre carpark to perform a nappy removal manoeuvre on the poosplosion in the back. Crouched over the back seat somehow (goodness knows how) we had to strip him naked and 80 wet wipes later he didn't have *quite* so much poo on him. But man, it was everywhere. So much so that he went home wearing only Russell's tshirt as a giant dress, and Russell had to drive home with no top on.

But yay: new shiny toofs?

I'm mostly writing this for Krazywookie to absorb for his future with Ewok (that's a thing, right? The littler furry things?) Anyway, learn from us. Don't make our mistakes.



I remember those days, will soon be over then it will be something else ;)

Author:  asfish [ Fri Mar 10, 2017 17:29 ]
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My wife has a right go a me today :(

She wanted to get tickets to see Eddie Vedder and Glen Hansard in Dublin. They sold out quickly.

So I bought her 2 online at several times face value plus booking fee.

She went metal when I told her the cost, I agree total waste of money for me, but she loves the music of these 2 ,Glen Hansard grew up where she did and whilst she doesn't know him, she went to the same parties before he was successful. So I thought I was doing a nice (and expensive) thing.

I just figured she really likes them so screw the cost, we will be tied up with a newborn most of the year so no holidays abroad to pay for this year.

Thankfully after her sister told her she is lucky her husband would do this, I got a kiss and a thank you when I got home :)

Author:  TheVision [ Fri Mar 10, 2017 17:32 ]
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I have the same problem with Steps tickets... I'm not paying the resellers fee.

Never mind, Hanson are doing a tour which will be announced on Monday so we'll go and see them instead.

Author:  myp [ Fri Mar 10, 2017 17:37 ]
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TheVision wrote:
I have the same problem with Steps tickets... I'm not paying the resellers fee.

Never mind, Hanson are doing a tour which will be announced on Monday so we'll go and see them instead.

...are you ok?

Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Mar 10, 2017 17:42 ]
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Yeah. I'm hoping Hansard will play Glastonbury as I'm not paying the extortionate prices.

Also, you're the reason nobody can get tickets for things any more :D

Author:  asfish [ Fri Mar 10, 2017 18:07 ]
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Quote:
lso, you're the reason nobody can get tickets for things any more :D


:)

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Mar 10, 2017 23:32 ]
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TheVision wrote:
I have the same problem with Steps tickets... I'm not paying the resellers fee.

Oh shit, my wife tricked me with the same tour!

She was like "Do you want to go and see the Vengaboys?"
And I was like "Fuck yeah!"
And then she bought the tickets and told me they were supporting Steps.

Bitch.

Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Mar 10, 2017 23:59 ]
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Well played, Mrs Grim..., well played.

Author:  Curiosity [ Sat Mar 11, 2017 0:09 ]
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Grim... wrote:
TheVision wrote:
I have the same problem with Steps tickets... I'm not paying the resellers fee.

Oh shit, my wife ticked me with the same tour!

She was like "Do you want to go and see the Vengaboys?"
And I was like "Fuck yeah!"
And then she bought the tickets and told me they were supporting Steps.

Bitch.


All the best people already saw the Vengaboys in a smaller venue.

Author:  Cras [ Sat Mar 11, 2017 2:38 ]
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For free

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