Be Excellent To Each Other

My son had his Orthotics fitted on Wednesday. In his case these are inserts in his shoes that help correct his gait and balance, he is hyper flexible so has developed bad habits in these areas that will cause long term damage if we don't start addressing it now.

That was a Nay on its own, then I find that BUPA were ok with paying for the analysis but won't pay for any inserts or appointments associated with them, so £50 for that plus £200 for the inserts. To think I used to moan about his shoes that were £50 a pair

Yay is we have finally found specialists who do something else other than say "he will grow out of it" this is the 4th guy we have seen in the last 18 months.

Also they are working well, I took him out yesterday and he didn't fall over once, this would usually happen once or twice when I take him to a large park as he runs everywhere and his balance is a bit off due to the way he walks\runs.

Such a good kid with them as well, asking questions on how they will fit in all his shoes and bought into the fact they will help him straight away, not bad for 3.5

YAY! We're going to Disneyland tomorrow!

NAY! By 'tomorrow' I mean a gruelling overnight drive starting just after midnight.

Disneyland?! Pah! We're already at Gullivers World!

Hey, that's not far from me.

Warwick services.

On we go!

Bugger me, that was a long drive.

Guess which idiot just got turned away from Disneyland because he was carrying a knife? Yep, me. I'd left my work leatherman at the bottom of my backpack. Rookie move. Back to the hotel for me!

Disneyland Terror Plot!

As in barred, they won't let you ditch it then come in?

I dropped it off at l'hotel. It's only 5 mins away

First Bowling Green, then Sweden, and now Disney.

Which hotel are you in? We stayed in the Cars one.

Cheyenne. The WiFi is good!

I stayed in Hotel Cheyenne when I was a youngster. It were ace

We also ate at Annie's Restaurant (50s diner type place) nearly every night because they served dinner on a frisbee.

I can see why you'd like that. Seeing as you're taller than a lot of folk, were you able to snatch other folks dinner out of the air as it sailed past?

Warrington.

They did the 'get up on the bar and dance when a certain song comes on the jukebox' thing, so I just waited for that and then joined them up there. The added height advantage meant we never paid for a meal. Frisbee tastic.

The western is worth watching. And dinner with all the characters in the posh hotel is worth the cash, too.

We're doing that for MiniPaz's birthday on Wednesday.

Rafiki smells of weed.

The bite from the dog got infected. Nay
The antibiotics are working! Yay!

Done. Snow White was fit.

Did you get a selfie?

No, sadly. All the pictures are on the SLR for now

Someone we know kept going back to the "breakfast with the Disney Princesses" thing over and over again with his daughter cos he fancied Princess Jazmine. Bit creepy.

This is how it starts.

How I read that.

I know of someone who met a beautiful air hostess on a long haul flight. He was in love with her as soon as she showed him to his seat. Now, he travels to destinations he has no real desire to attend in order to spend some time with her. He's at his happiest on the jumbo jets, and feels at the top of his game.

When do I get the super powers?

A while ago my wife ordered a new wardrobe. There was a bit of a delay with it coming but it finally turned up on Thursday night. It came quite late so I wasn’t able to finish putting it together before bed time so the mirrored door (a huge thing, taller than me) stayed in the hall downstairs overnight.

I did think about moving it on Friday morning but since she was out all day, I didn’t bother.

I probably should have done because I managed to drop something against it and crack the damn thing on Friday afternoon.

Ever resourceful, I called the helpline on the instruction leaflet and explained that I’d had it delivered and there was a crack in the mirror. Luckily the lady on the phone never asked how it happened and I never offered. They’re sending me a new one tomorrow. Phew!

You're such a shyster.

Seven years bad luck.

14 actually as I broke a small shaving mirror the other day too.

No, they stack in severity, not time.

So you have just under seven years of really bad luck now.

Tut tut.

Take a long, hard look at yourself.

Oh good work.

It's started already with Gazchap, Lonewolves and Kern disapproving of my ways to get a new mirror.

Actually, it started with you needing to get a new mirror.

Good point Grim... Well made.

You do have form for this sort of thing, tbf.

Meh. I got my PSVR for free. I know technically I should tell Amazon they refunded me in error, but I'm not going to.

Yeah but fuck Amazon.

Yeah, I'm not going to complain because you're probably right... although, I can't remember any of my other shenanigans at the moment though which means that they're not that bad.

Please tell me at least that it's not some kind of small, independent, family-run furniture maker.

Fuck Grim... more like. And stupid GTA gave him free money.

Cras, my GTA5 has shattered.

Give me my money back you cunt.

Thanks.

I don't even know who you are.

I'm you're worst fucking nightmare.