The 'Nay!' but 'Yay!' Thread

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:14

Mimi wrote:

THEMED I CAN DO!

Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Fluttershy

Boom!

Pinkie Pie is one of the best characters in anything, ever.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Squirt wrote:

Cras wrote:

Squirt wrote:

The current naming plan is Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. Apparently FluffBastard is "inappropriate" and "ridiculous" and "get back to work you bloody idiot".

So STORMHAMMER is fine, right?

I really liked FluffBastard

Apparently it helps if you name a whole litter with a single theme - makes it cuter and easier to remember for the organisers. 3 more names please, Cras.

DOOMBEAST
KILLFURY
PILLAGE

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Cras wrote:

Squirt wrote:

Cras wrote:

Squirt wrote:

The current naming plan is Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. Apparently FluffBastard is "inappropriate" and "ridiculous" and "get back to work you bloody idiot".

So STORMHAMMER is fine, right?

I really liked FluffBastard

Apparently it helps if you name a whole litter with a single theme - makes it cuter and easier to remember for the organisers. 3 more names please, Cras.

DOOMBEAST
KILLFURY
PILLAGE

PILLAGE
PLUNDER
RAPINE

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Death, Famine, War, and Pestilence would also be acceptable.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:18

Squirt wrote:

Mimi wrote:

ZOMG they are the cutest.

I want to just jay there and have them pad about all over me

Our neighbours come in and do just that

Do they take their shoes off first?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:20

John
Paul
George
Cunt

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Harry
Zayn
Others

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Cras wrote:

Death, Famine, War, and Pestilence would also be acceptable.

Ironmonger
Fishmonger
Costermonger
Rumourmonger

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:21

Cras wrote:

Keep them all!

And call one of them STORMHAMMER.

My parents' cat was called Storm initially then renamed to Tilly before they had her. Not that it matters much with them being deaf and being unable to say either name anyway. Not that she responds to a damn thing I call her either.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:36

Cras wrote:

Squirt wrote:

Cras wrote:

Squirt wrote:

The current naming plan is Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. Apparently FluffBastard is "inappropriate" and "ridiculous" and "get back to work you bloody idiot".

So STORMHAMMER is fine, right?

I really liked FluffBastard

Apparently it helps if you name a whole litter with a single theme - makes it cuter and easier to remember for the organisers. 3 more names please, Cras.

DOOMBEAST
KILLFURY
PILLAGE

This is the fucking answer right here.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Curiosity wrote:

Mimi wrote:

THEMED I CAN DO!

Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Fluttershy

Boom!

Pinkie Pie is one of the best characters in anything, ever.

Great names for kittens, too.

Another set for future:

Kwazii (b)
Peso (b)
Shellington (b)
Tweak (g)
Dashi (g)
Captain Barnacles (b)

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Set of eight? Daa-Daa, Umpie Pumpie, Ba, Ping, RuRu, Duggle Dee, Mimi and Nin

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5153

Where are these kittens?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

I like cartoons, so I have lots of these.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

With Squirt.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6514

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

Where are these kittens?

Geographically, near Wells, Somerset. Also, in our hearts, always.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5153

A couple of hours away. Hmmm....

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

A couple of hours away. Hmmm....

Hah! You're about to get drawn in!

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6514

They won't be ready for adoption for a couple of months, I think. Cats Protection is the site!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2016 14:05

Will they be able to say their names by then?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Squirt wrote:

They won't be ready for adoption for a couple of months, I think. Cats Protection is the site!

Probably for the best. I was going to tell DrZ to pick me one up whilst I was there and ignore anything Russell instructed him of otherwise (unless it was 'get two!'

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5153

Kittens all round

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

It works as a party manifesto.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2016 14:41

I'll have half. Any colour.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2016 15:09

Dave
Mickey
Peter
Michael

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2016 19:25

The Plasterer came today. There is a trail of destruction from the curb outside our house right through the house to the downstairs loo at the back.

I am sat on the bed with a pack of large double chocolate chip cookies.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

I am uncertain if you have a street of toilets at the back, or a saint in your downstairs toilet.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Sep 14, 2016 20:09

Oops, at the back.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Oops, at the back.

Title

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2016 10:03

My current job is a maternity cover role but this morning I've found out that the lady I'm replacing is coming back early. As early as the beginning of October!

I've been reassured that my role will carry on though and I am being kept on until the end of February (initially I thought it was January) so overall... a yay and a nay?! I think?

Oh... and she wants her desk back.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2016 10:07

Are you going to give her headphones back?

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2016 10:10

TheVision wrote:

My current job is a maternity cover role but this morning I've found out that the lady I'm replacing is coming back early. As early as the beginning of October!

I've been reassured that my role will carry on though and I am being kept on until the end of February (initially I thought it was January) so overall... a yay and a nay?! I think?

Oh... and she wants her desk back.

You'll just have to get her pregnant again.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2016 10:11

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2016 10:15

devilman wrote:

TheVision wrote:

My current job is a maternity cover role but this morning I've found out that the lady I'm replacing is coming back early. As early as the beginning of October!

I've been reassured that my role will carry on though and I am being kept on until the end of February (initially I thought it was January) so overall... a yay and a nay?! I think?

Oh... and she wants her desk back.

You'll just have to get her pregnant again.

*paging Zio to the thread*

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

You could en up as great workmates, so hopefully it will be a yay.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2016 10:18

Yeah, I'm not going to worry about it. There's plenty to be done around the place so I'm sure I'll be kept busy.

As for her headphones... I have no idea what you're talking about.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2016 10:23

Give them a licky-wash and put them back in the drawer.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2016 10:23

Zardoz wrote:

Give them a licky-wash and put them back in the drawer.

A licky boom boom down

myp · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2016 10:53

Curiosity wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Give them a licky-wash and put them back in the drawer.

A licky boom boom down

I don't like this idea. I'm going to inform her.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Lonewolves wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Give them a licky-wash and put them back in the drawer.

A licky boom boom down

I don't like this idea. I'm going to inform her.

It'sno business of yours.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Sep 15, 2016 11:00