Be Excellent To Each Other

MrsA isn't coming.

Phrasing

Oh wait, we do 'title' now.

Unless she can work out what to do with M and the other one.

Abd i want a weekend off

Seems legit.

I'm still going to be in Cornwall, so can't come, much as I'd like to.

Let me make some calls.

Right, that's sorted. I've arranged for the local paper to run a picture of you saying you have been kidnapped and brainwashed onto thinking it is ok so they won't listen to your protests. There's an ANPR flag on the car which should trigger the camera over the border. To make to look realistic, your wife amd kids have all been added to the no fly list.nae bother.see you there.

Bring lamb chops!

"Border"

That's what the thing is called between two countries.

You've spelled 'fields' wrong, pal.

Mega heh

Okay, here's my getting-there plan - train it via London for the cost of a mere *gngh* £85, then hop off the train fresh as a daisy at around half one and take the scenic walk up along the Great River Ouse, through Priory Country Park - beating up rival rollerblading disco gangs along the way with their own baseball bats - before checking in at Waitrose where I shall buy a mass quantity of no doubt excellent beer. Then I shall phone one of you lot and bleat plaintively for a lift to heft me and all my beer to Grims, or alternatively book a taxi.

EDIT: Actually, looking again, it's only 400m to Grims from Waitrose across Goldington Green Park, with a sturdy rucksack I can make that with t'beer.

One week, Meat fans!

My first sauce will be made tomorrow!

Someone remind me to make sauce on Friday.

Oh, and did people want cake this year?

No, no cake for anyone.

Alrighty, not long to go!

Can I get shouts from people who "might" bring a plus 1, and people who want floor space for the night?

Floor. No plus one unless I get very lucky in the queue for ticket collection at St Pancras.

Floor space for me, please! Am thanking yew.

Tell them to bring sausages!

Just look for the person wearing the white carnation.

Floor for me, please.

Objection. Transphobic.

Tranys are welcome on the Tranpoline.

I'll bring the meat, Gary will bring the buns.

Is camping permissible? We have an aggressive popup tent.

Hurrah!

But I bring the buns, you both need to bring meat.

Camping is indeed available (otherwise it wouldn't be a festival!). I look forward to seeing your tent bully the others.

Aggressive tent!

Right? Fascinating.

"GET INSIDE ME, MOTHERFUCKER!"

ObTitle.

The day it arrived, I decided to (rather stupidly) test it in the kitchen.

HANDY HINTS FOR NOOBS (or people that forgot)

The house will have MeatUp signs outside. No-one will answer the doorbell, so just walk in. We're in the garden (d'uh).
Turn up around midday (or any time after). Food will start somewhere between 1pm and 2pm.
Bring enough food for yourself and four other people. So, if you'd eat a burger you bring five burgers. If you'd eat two burgers, bring ten.
I'll cover basics like buns, cheese and sauce. If you've got a recipe you want to make then either let me know so I can get the things in you need or bring them with you.
Bring drink! There will be somewhere cold to put it.
I'll get a few bottles of coke and lemonade, but if your drink requires lots of them you probably want to bring some too.
If you can, bring something to sit on.
If you stop at the supermarket (which is really close to our house) grab a few bags of ice cubes.
The world-famous Yes Chefs will be cooking, but if you'd like to have a go you'd be very welcome. Just approach the closest one and offer to take over. Call them back when you are bored.
The weather forecast looks good!

More info at http://www.beexbeeque.co.uk/

At download we watched two girls trying and put one of those back in its bag, in the pouring rain, for about an hour. It was hilarious.

They did have a complete tent though....

Oooh, I might bring my LayBag. After the mockery I will receive for looking like a twat trying to get it to work, you'll all be well jealous.

Please can I camp?

Also, I have AN EXPERIMENT to try

Dropping the tent's walls?

Jem can bring hers, and you can both have a LayBag Mini Olympics, where you can both fail miserably to actually get the damn thing to fucking inflate.

Hipsters!

I mean, it's fine with me, but you probably want to check with The Great Tyrant's tent.

"Who brought a dog? There's something growling up the end of the garden"

Love the Tulley

Title

It's not too bad if you have a lot of space. Trying to inflate it in a crowd at Glasto was a bit tricky though!

I've had mine several months and have yet to figure it out, so you'll have to teach me.

Is this one of those things you have to run around with to inflate? They're useless.