Be Excellent To Each Other

This is a contradiction in terms.

The first lot of DLC is new Character arc: "pyM". PyM stands in a bay window of a third floor flat.the window looks down on the street. PyM can hear music in the distance. PyM can watch NPC Mali walk down the street high fiving people. PyM watches until NPC Mali reaches the vanishing point. The music fades. PyM can press left mouse button to sigh or right mouse button to see if his friends called him. NPC Mali is cooler than Pym. NPC Mali is cool. NPC Mali is NPCMaliCool.

Sounds like 'Flappy Bird' but even more pointless.

Brilliant!

I've thought about this all day and the best I can do is a 16bit platformer featuring characters from the old cartoon, Galaxy High.