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JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3214

I missed the turning first time, too.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2016 16:41

Jethro's Boring Roundabouts

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:25

Cash received from JBR and Mr Dave!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

James Bolam's Rectum

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:41

Jamaican Bongo Rhythm

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Juvenile Bongo Retreat

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

So his middle name is definitely Bongo, then?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

I think we've established that, yes.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2016 13:47

Jocular Bongo Reclamations

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3214

Jiggling Bongo...wait, why am I doing this?

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2016 13:53

Juliet bonks romeo

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2016 13:53

JBR wrote:

Jiggling Bongo...wait, why am I doing this?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

ADD ME TO THE CONFIRMED LIST

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

It's like you're deliberately winding me up now

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2016 20:48

MrChris wrote:

It's like you're deliberately winding me up now

Dunno what you mean tbf

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I hate you

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 13:35

Hello.

Craster and I would like you to join us around the table on the Friday night for MUCH FUN.

We're not going to tell you what it is, though. It's a surprise.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 13:36

We can post a cryptic photo, though.

Attachment:

2016-07-18 13.31.19.jpg

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

t shirt designing?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

You're going to slowly upset and then traumatise everyone?

Are you two performing a sex show again?

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 14:03

Grim... and Crasters cottage sweat shop. Perfect. Can you knock me up an imitation pair of Reebok pump?

myp · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 14:06

They've created a Beex board game

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Lonewolves wrote:

They've created a Beex board game

I hope I'm in it.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 14:12

Mr Russell wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

They've created a Beex board game

I hope I'm in it.

Title oyST

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 17:21

WE CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5155

Mr Russell wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

They've created a Beex board game

I hope I'm in it.

Who was the character in Cluedo that got bumped off?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 19:05

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

They've created a Beex board game

I hope I'm in it.

Who was the character in Cluedo that got bumped off?

Mr Boddy or Dr Black, depending on which version you're playing.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Boddy. Clever.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 15:03

Paid deposit now..

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 19:02

KovacsC wrote:

Paid deposit now..

Whoop whoop! Is Mrs Kov coming too?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:34

Time to pay the rest of this!

AFAIK we have 16 people who have paid a deposit, with several maybes still unconfirmed (Gaywood, Mat/Carly, MrsA).

Also, I seem to have said MrChris has paid a deposit, though my bank account begs to differ. Not sure what happened there.

ANYWAY!

If there are 16 people the total per person is: 93.75

17: 88.24
18: 83.33
19: 78.95
20: 75.00

Though the closer we get to 20, the more interesting the sleeping arrangements become.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

If we call the total £95 then anything left over in the pot can go into a food fund for one or more of the nights. Otherwise nobody actually knows what they're paying

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:46

Cras wrote:

If we call the total £95 then anything left over in the pot can go into a food fund for one or more of the nights. Otherwise nobody actually knows what they're paying

Money, Cras, we're paying money.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:58

Paid.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:09

Lonewolves wrote:

Paid.

But how much? Oh, the mystery!

myp · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:10

Curiosity wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Paid.

But how much? Oh, the mystery!

(95x2)-(30x2)

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Lonewolves wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Paid.

But how much? Oh, the mystery!

(95x2)-(30x2)

Solve for x.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:45

Lonewolves wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Paid.

But how much? Oh, the mystery!

(95x2)-(30x2)

It's the hope that kills you.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:47

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Paid.

But how much? Oh, the mystery!

(95x2)-(30x2)

It's the hope that kills you.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 13:00

I put £70 in your bank account. Didn't even have to text you

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 13:54

Right, I dunno about MrsA right now as the an was to leave Rude Dog and The Fweeb at her parents. Now, half of Canada seems to be staying there because reasons and now I dunno what is going on.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Hopefully paid the correct amount this year.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 20:30

Joans wrote:

Hopefully paid the correct amount this year.

You're more than welcome to overpay.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 20:47

Curiosity wrote:

Joans wrote:

Hopefully paid the correct amount this year.

You're more than welcome to overpay.

But overpay the Iron Price.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2016 17:41

Grim... wrote:

We can post a cryptic photo, though.

Attachment:

2016-07-18 13.31.19.jpg

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Aug 03, 2016 17:52

Oooh!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

What is that? I know it says cryptic photo, but I'm dumb, so you can tell me and I still won't know.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Number 2 in a series of tantalising reveals.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

What was the first?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

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