Cot7age!

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2016 15:19

Could be a vintage year!

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2016 15:21

This year we will have had as many cottages as there are 'Police Academy' films

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2016 15:22

Kern wrote:

This year we will have had many cottages as there are 'Police Academy' films

Or Saw movies.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2016 15:23

Or brides for brothers.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Oi, Curio - you're supposed to have contacted me about payment.

EDIT - AND added me to the confirmed list you git.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

JBR best still be attending.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2016 15:28

Jazz Brothers Represent

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2016 15:38

Curiosity wrote:

First post updated with payment received from Kern and Cavey.

I'll get round to updating the possibles and contacting people to give them payment details in the near future.

The second bit is about those such as Mr Chris, JBR, etc.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Mr Chris best still be attending.

This is going to be the best ever.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2016 15:46

We should run a sweepstake on how many times he will drive past the turning.

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3214

I missed the turning first time, too.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 09, 2016 16:41

Jethro's Boring Roundabouts

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:25

Cash received from JBR and Mr Dave!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

James Bolam's Rectum

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:41

Jamaican Bongo Rhythm

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Juvenile Bongo Retreat

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

So his middle name is definitely Bongo, then?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

I think we've established that, yes.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2016 13:47

Jocular Bongo Reclamations

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3214

Jiggling Bongo...wait, why am I doing this?

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2016 13:53

Juliet bonks romeo

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2016 13:53

JBR wrote:

Jiggling Bongo...wait, why am I doing this?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

ADD ME TO THE CONFIRMED LIST

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

It's like you're deliberately winding me up now

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Jun 10, 2016 20:48

MrChris wrote:

It's like you're deliberately winding me up now

Dunno what you mean tbf

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I hate you

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 13:35

Hello.

Craster and I would like you to join us around the table on the Friday night for MUCH FUN.

We're not going to tell you what it is, though. It's a surprise.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 13:36

We can post a cryptic photo, though.

Attachment:

2016-07-18 13.31.19.jpg

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

t shirt designing?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

You're going to slowly upset and then traumatise everyone?

Are you two performing a sex show again?

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 14:03

Grim... and Crasters cottage sweat shop. Perfect. Can you knock me up an imitation pair of Reebok pump?

myp · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 14:06

They've created a Beex board game

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Lonewolves wrote:

They've created a Beex board game

I hope I'm in it.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 14:12

Mr Russell wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

They've created a Beex board game

I hope I'm in it.

Title oyST

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 17:21

WE CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5156

Mr Russell wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

They've created a Beex board game

I hope I'm in it.

Who was the character in Cluedo that got bumped off?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2016 19:05

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

They've created a Beex board game

I hope I'm in it.

Who was the character in Cluedo that got bumped off?

Mr Boddy or Dr Black, depending on which version you're playing.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Boddy. Clever.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 15:03

Paid deposit now..

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Jul 22, 2016 19:02

KovacsC wrote:

Paid deposit now..

Whoop whoop! Is Mrs Kov coming too?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:34

Time to pay the rest of this!

AFAIK we have 16 people who have paid a deposit, with several maybes still unconfirmed (Gaywood, Mat/Carly, MrsA).

Also, I seem to have said MrChris has paid a deposit, though my bank account begs to differ. Not sure what happened there.

ANYWAY!

If there are 16 people the total per person is: 93.75

17: 88.24
18: 83.33
19: 78.95
20: 75.00

Though the closer we get to 20, the more interesting the sleeping arrangements become.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

If we call the total £95 then anything left over in the pot can go into a food fund for one or more of the nights. Otherwise nobody actually knows what they're paying

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:46

Cras wrote:

If we call the total £95 then anything left over in the pot can go into a food fund for one or more of the nights. Otherwise nobody actually knows what they're paying

Money, Cras, we're paying money.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:58

Paid.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:09

Lonewolves wrote:

Paid.

But how much? Oh, the mystery!

myp · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:10

Curiosity wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Paid.

But how much? Oh, the mystery!

(95x2)-(30x2)

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Lonewolves wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Paid.

But how much? Oh, the mystery!

(95x2)-(30x2)

Solve for x.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:45

Lonewolves wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Paid.

But how much? Oh, the mystery!

(95x2)-(30x2)

It's the hope that kills you.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:47

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Paid.

But how much? Oh, the mystery!

(95x2)-(30x2)

It's the hope that kills you.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 01, 2016 13:00

I put £70 in your bank account. Didn't even have to text you

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