Kung hei fat choi!

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 13:05

A happy new year to any Chinese folk.

Happy invasion day to any Australians, too

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25597

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 13:08

I was briefly wondering why you'd drawn a Mr Gutsy next to a Brahmin...

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25597

I have no idea who Mr Gutsy is. Also, the picture is the result of google-age alone :DD

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 13:15

Mimi wrote:

I have no idea who Mr Gutsy is.

Me, at the moment, I do need to WiiFit.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 13:18

I'm an ox! This is my year!

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4674

Yay! They had the drummers and the dancing dragon outside the chinese restaurant over the road last night. We alwasy enjoy watching that out of our window. Never enough to actually go in there to get food though - a bit further down the rad they do 10% discount on collection

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 14:19

The Rev Owen wrote:

I'm an ox! This is my year!

So are you (or will be) 24, 36 or 48 years old then?

Malc

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 14:23

Malc wrote:

The Rev Owen wrote:

I'm an ox! This is my year!

So are you (or will be) 24, 36 or 48 years old then?

I shall be 36 this year.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16562

Me too.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 16:40

Well, after a googling:

The following is your simple birth chart. You are Red Sheep, born in the year of Green Tiger. The first character in DAY represents you. We can say you are a Fire Sheep, too.

Fire Sheep!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25597

Zardoz wrote:

Well, after a googling:

The following is your simple birth chart. You are Red Sheep, born in the year of Green Tiger. The first character in DAY represents you. We can say you are a Fire Sheep, too.

Fire Sheep!

we need links! I want to be a fire horse! Almost wrote fire hose, then.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 17:02

Mimi wrote:

lmost wrote fire hose, then.

Dr Freud will see you now...

Bear or Bust · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 17:16

I'd like to be a fire snake if anyone asks.

Quote:

Unlike the Snake who seduced Eve in to sin. the astrological Snake, is not a devil, not even a little demon. The Snake is a nice oversexed normal human being. Determined to follow through anything he undertakes to the bitter end, the Snake detests being left in the air. He makes his decisions quickly and firmly.

Edit after googling my horoscope I found this.

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 18:54

Bear or Bust wrote:

Unlike the Snake who seduced Eve in to sin. the astrological Snake, is not a devil, not even a little demon. The Snake is a nice oversexed normal human being. Determined to follow through anything he undertakes to the bitter end, the Snake detests being left in the air. He makes his decisions quickly and firmly.

The snake's getting prostate cancer, then.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Zardoz wrote:

Well, after a googling:

The following is your simple birth chart. You are Red Sheep, born in the year of Green Tiger. The first character in DAY represents you. We can say you are a Fire Sheep, too.

Fire Sheep!

I am Black Chicken, born in the year of Brown Sheep. Now we must fight!

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

I've hunted out (the sadly defunct) Big Brother Skateboard Magazines' slightly offensive "Yellow Issue". Here's their Chinese Zodiac, 10 years on and it still makes me smile.

Attachment:

bigbro1.jpg

Attachment:

bigbro2.jpg

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 15:03

Dog is pretty accurate for me.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 15:08

I masturbate too much, apparently.

Fuck you, cancer.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 15:29

nynfortoo wrote:

Fuck you, cancer.

Unless you are in Jade Goodey, of course.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 15:34

Grim... wrote:

nynfortoo wrote:

Fuck you, cancer.

Unless you are in Jade Goodey, of course.

Oh dear

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Link, damn you all. Link.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

This is the one I found:

http://fortuneangel.com/YourSign.htm

90% of my google results were desperate to tell me if my baby was going to be a boy or girl.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 15:42

Quote:

You are Brown Dog, born in the year of Brown Horse.

Dull.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Quote:

The following is your simple birth chart. You are White Rat, born in the year of Brown Horse. The first character in DAY represents you. We can say you are a Metal Rat, too

I'm a white metal rat then.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 15:45

Mr Chris wrote:

Quote:

The following is your simple birth chart. You are White Rat, born in the year of Brown Horse. The first character in DAY represents you. We can say you are a Metal Rat, too

I'm a white metal rat then.

Iron Maiden rat!

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 15:47

"You are White Dog, born in the year of Black Cow. We can say you are a Metal Dog, too." Okay...

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 15:48

I'm a tiger, sums it up pretty much on that

The following is your simple birth chart. You are White Horse, born in the year of Green Cow. The first character in DAY represents you. We can say you are a Metal Horse, too.

Wtf have these people been smoking?! And you lot thought astrology was bad :DD

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Iron Maiden Dog!

We can form a band.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 15:51

Quote:

You are Brown Sheep, born in the year of Green Cow. The first character in DAY represents you. We can say you are a Soil Sheep, too.

Soil Sheep

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Is White Snake in there?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Is White Snake in there?

It's in his pants.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6517

Quote:

You are White Snake, born in the year of Brown Sheep. The first character in DAY represents you. We can say you are a Metal Snake, too.

Awesome!

Can I join the band? White Snake AND Metal Snake!

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 16:08

Shin wrote:

I'm a tiger[...]born in the year of Green Cow

One of you is wrong...

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 16:12

It's odd because it says that on Wullie's thing I am a Tiger and on that I'm a cow?! (no jokes please)

I also have a birth chart somewhere that says I am a tiger too. Me=confused

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25597

Cor, I'm ace:

Quote:

You are Red Dragon, born in the year of Brown Horse. The first character in DAY represents you. We can say you are a Fire Dragon, too.

Craig's is funny, also:

Quote:

The following is your simple birth chart. You are White Sheep, born in the year of Brown Sheep. The first character in DAY represents you. We can say you are a Metal Sheep, too.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 16:37

Can someone do me? It's blocked.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25597

what's your birthday (plus year)?

PM me if no-one else has done it and you want to hide the shameful truth

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 16:42

myp wrote:

Can someone do me? It's blocked.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 16:43

nynfortoo wrote:

myp wrote:

Can someone do me? It's blocked.

*QI SIRENS*

Where's Dimrill when you need him to photoshop Jeremy Clarkson.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25597

Myp:

Quote:

The following is your simple birth chart. You are Green Tiger, born in the year of Black Dog. The first character in DAY represents you. We can say you are a Wood Tiger, too.

Hehe, tiger woods is on the green.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 16:45

I'm a... golfer?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Myp wood tiger.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 16:46

myp wrote:

I'm a... golfer?

Ex-golfer, at the moment.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25597

myp wrote:

I'm a... golfer?

hehe, I was adding that to my post as you replied!

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 16:47

Mr Chris wrote:

Myp would tiger.

Feex.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 17:08

I already knew I was a minkey from years ago, an earth one at that. This site says...
You are Red Dog, born in the year of Brown Monkey. The first character in DAY represents you. We can say you are a Fire Dog, too.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I'm waiting for the Year Of The Many Tentacled Giant Squid before I have any more kids, then.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 19:03

DBSnappa wrote:

I already knew I was a minkey from years ago, an earth one at that.

Isn't a minkey another word for 'cunt'?

[fedit]Yup: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minkey

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2009 19:08

Grim... wrote:

DBSnappa wrote:

I already knew I was a minkey from years ago, an earth one at that.

Isn't a minkey another word for 'cunt'?

[fedit]Yup: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minkey

Jeez, yesterday it was all love and now I'm a cunt

Fickle, that's you :DD

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