Be Excellent To Each Other

Felt the same after playing the demo of Bayonetta 2, FWIW.

T'were a poor demo.

It's Valentines night, and from three doors down I can hear the very loud strains of "Oh Fortuna". I think the child of Satan is being conceived.

?

"This head-cock don't suck itself, baby!"

Gah. Was looking forward to having lunch with friends but just realised I've left my wallet at home. Trying to find a wording for a text message to back out of this that doesn't sound like I'm suggesting they sub me.

What's wrong with "I'm a moron who forgot my wallet, can I lend £20 please?"

FWIW, if I was having lunch with a mate who'd forgotten his wallet, I'd lend him the money for lunch without even thinking about it. I don't think that's a big ask.

I was expecting you to suggest I get an Iwatch and use Applepay.

I would mercilessly mock them for being a scrounger, though

Eat lunch and paypal on your phone.

Lend? LEND?!

Kill him, Cras. Shank him.

Actually, £20 for lunch? £3 gets you a sarnie, bottle of pop and some crisps at FreshCo. What's the other £17 for?

That's to keep the riff-raff away.

http://kotaku.com/dark-souls-player-bea ... 1759227033

Player beats Dark Souls without getting hit

You can take the boy out of Wales...

Can you not get to a bank? You can generally get money out without ID if you walk in with your account number and ready to answer security questions.

Yeah, I've cashed cheques before, but don't have my book on me today and can't remember my account number. I can remember my old ICQ address from the 1990s however.
It's all sorted - my friends have agreed to sub me and know where I live. I probably shouldn't go for the most expensive option though

People still actually have chequebooks?

People don't know their account number?!

Kern.

It's on my bank card. Oh.

The chequebook is anachronistic but the Sharps Rifle is fine?

Yup, a lot of clubs use them. My swimmign club for example.

I'm not taking nitpicks from you, grenade boy.


£20 gets you coffe and a sandwich at Pret.

Also, "meeting friends for lunch" sounds like a sit-down affair to me, which is going to cost more.

Also also, under these circumstances I'd borrow more than just lunch money so I'd have a few quid for emergencies like, I dunno, bus fare if something goes wrong.


NatWest have something magic where you tap buttons in the smartphone app, then type some code into a cashpoint, and cash comes out. I think. I've never used it.

He's got a rifle that fires syringes? Has he taken up re-enacting scenes from Fallout?

They do indeed. I tried it once to see if it worked. It did.

CSB

That's not nitpicking, it's literally the opposite of the right word to use.

Look, Cras, this is a very common usage in Wales due to centuries of oppression and lack of investment in education from our English overlords who saw us as fit only for toiling in the mines and followed us around making baa-ing noises. I only escaped after participating in a brutal contest to the death where I almost got killed by Jennifer Lawrence and her bloody longbow. Why the fuck do you think the Pontypool front row were so tough? Training? Don't make me laugh. It's because we grew up under brutal subjugation.

Check your privilege, you git.

Colour me convinced.

It's a recurve bow, peon.

What? Good Lord.

(Also, you spelled coffee wrong, sorry)

£400 also gets you a coffee and a sandwich at Pret.

I exercised incredible restraint, as a reformed pedant.

Some people are pedants. Get over it.

Job application question - "In 150 characters or fewer, tell us what makes you unique. Try to be creative and say something that will catch our eye!"

FFS.

"The others died. Mysteriously."

That's four characters. Good work.

"For hire - super lawyer. Never bettered."

For hire - cod lawyer. Never battered

For hire - hop lawyer. Never bittered

I would throw out every candidate that included a hashtag in their answer. And then sack the guy who suggested that question.

I'm the only person in the world who isn't unique.

I don't know the difference between borrow and lend.

I have my own website that announces whether I'm at a given event

"Ken sent me"

?


Ha! That might be a goer.

"I saw the line around the corner and thought you were selling drugs" - shows your Comittments does that.

I've posted on an internet forum 27,363 times. Hire me.

"Genetic diversity due to random mutations and epigenetic modification of expression of genes by environmental and other factors. And I’m a snowflake."