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Author:  Bamba [ Mon Feb 08, 2016 12:43 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Wheat beer at 3am? Good being *alive* at 9am!


I, um , never managed the 'being alive at 9am' bit. Shiiiit.

Author:  Cras [ Mon Feb 08, 2016 13:11 ]
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Bamba wrote:
Pffh! Rule one is that you can do whatever you want as long as you're signed in the next day, but that doesn't mean you have to be signed in at your physical desk.


No Sir! Throw up, show up!

Author:  Bamba [ Mon Feb 08, 2016 13:15 ]
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Cras wrote:
Bamba wrote:
Pffh! Rule one is that you can do whatever you want as long as you're signed in the next day, but that doesn't mean you have to be signed in at your physical desk.


No Sir! Throw up, show up!


That's just masochism. I, and everyone else in my office, routinely work from home for all sorts of reasons so I'm not going to make my life harder by forcing myself into town when I've got a stinking hangover.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Mon Feb 08, 2016 21:32 ]
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Happy birthday Mr Russell! Xxx

Author:  Kern [ Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:35 ]
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BBC: 'Social media age limits 'ignored by most youngsters'. I bet they don't read software licence agreements or pay attention to BBFC age ratings either.

Author:  Kern [ Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:11 ]
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Still no network at work.

Author:  TheVision [ Tue Feb 09, 2016 12:59 ]
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Applying for jobs is rubbish...

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Tue Feb 09, 2016 14:04 ]
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Agreed

Author:  TheVision [ Tue Feb 09, 2016 15:56 ]
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I'm basically just looking for a job that I'll hate the least.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:19 ]
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Cripes. Neighbour over the road from us died and his wife is in hospital with stage to Cancer. Other neighbours are pulling together as "the house is in a state" and have been working loads to clean it all up.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 11:19 ]
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TheVision wrote:
I'm basically just looking for a job that I'll hate the least.


Good plan.

Are you on linkedin yet?

Author:  TheVision [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 13:07 ]
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MaliA wrote:
TheVision wrote:
I'm basically just looking for a job that I'll hate the least.


Good plan.

Are you on linkedin yet?


I am yes but to be quite honest, I don't understand it. How do people find me?

Author:  myp [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 13:53 ]
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TheVision wrote:
MaliA wrote:
TheVision wrote:
I'm basically just looking for a job that I'll hate the least.


Good plan.

Are you on linkedin yet?


I am yes but to be quite honest, I don't understand it. How do people find me?

You find them. It should look at your skills and job history and suggest matches for job vacancies.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 14:01 ]
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Or you put in a in demand job title (like mine) and you get bombarded with stuff.

Author:  Jem [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 14:18 ]
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Thanks for mentioning linkedin; just logged on for the first time in ages and there's a message from someone potentially wanting to work with me :DD

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 14:32 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
Or you put in a in demand job title (like mine) and you get bombarded with stuff.

"Chief Test Pilot"

Author:  MrChris [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 15:17 ]
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Meeting: Clerkenwell Green
Hotel: Bethnal Green (I am going to kill someone over this)
Admin assistant books the following train ticket - return with underground Z1 travel card.

:facepalm:

Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 15:30 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Or you put in a in demand job title (like mine) and you get bombarded with stuff.

"Chief Test Pilot"

"Hitman"

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 15:40 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Or you put in a in demand job title (like mine) and you get bombarded with stuff.

"Chief Test Pilot"

"Hitman"

"Trainee Stripper / Actress"

Author:  Cras [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 16:24 ]
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MrChris wrote:
Meeting: Clerkenwell Green
Hotel: Bethnal Green (I am going to kill someone over this)
Admin assistant books the following train ticket - return with underground Z1 travel card.

:facepalm:


Which hotel?

Author:  MrChris [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 16:28 ]
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RE Shoreditch or something like that. It's not sodding shoreditch either.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 16:29 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
TheVision wrote:
MaliA wrote:
TheVision wrote:
I'm basically just looking for a job that I'll hate the least.


Good plan.

Are you on linkedin yet?


I am yes but to be quite honest, I don't understand it. How do people find me?

You find them. It should look at your skills and job history and suggest matches for job vacancies.


Hit up recruitment people on there as well

Author:  Cras [ Wed Feb 10, 2016 16:50 ]
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MrChris wrote:
RE Shoreditch or something like that. It's not sodding shoreditch either.


Ah - because the Bethnal Green Town Hall Hotel has a fucking epic restaurant.

Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Feb 11, 2016 13:13 ]
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Stuck on a customer site babysitting a project manager. No corporate internet so working of my phone.



I am soooooo bored

Author:  Kern [ Thu Feb 11, 2016 17:04 ]
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Read this court case about people confusing a comedy club with Malia's previous favourite show.

Quote:
...worked on the club floor of the Oxford venue from April 2010 to February 2011. He explained that, when standing outside the club, he was often asked by customers of the Wahoo bar whether the Glee Club had anything to do with the glee TV show. He continued that, even after he had explained that the Oxford venue was a comedy club, he got the impression that members of the public still thought it was connected in some way to the glee TV show. ...
I accept once again that the value of this evidence is diminished because it is far from clear which factors were operating in the minds of those members of the public to whom Mr J refers. But it is, I think, of note that Mr J encountered a measure of resistance from members of the public when the true position was explained to them. Moreover, none of this evidence was challenged.


There's plenty of examples like this.

Author:  romanista [ Fri Feb 12, 2016 12:20 ]
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RIP Bialetti.. inventor of those octangular coffee machines...

Author:  lasermink [ Fri Feb 12, 2016 18:04 ]
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What a fucking hateful game Bayonetta is. Going to the discard pile.

Author:  TheVision [ Fri Feb 12, 2016 18:55 ]
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lasermink wrote:
What a fucking hateful game Bayonetta is. Going to the discard pile.


What? You must be doing it wrong... Bayonetta is brilliant!

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Feb 12, 2016 19:13 ]
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lasermink wrote:
What a fucking hateful game Bayonetta is. Going to the discard pile.

What?!

Author:  MrChris [ Fri Feb 12, 2016 22:40 ]
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Fucking London. I think I got gaywoods cold.

Author:  Anonymous X [ Sat Feb 13, 2016 1:22 ]
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lasermink wrote:
What a fucking hateful game Bayonetta is. Going to the discard pile.

Felt the same after playing the demo of Bayonetta 2, FWIW.

Author:  Pundabaya [ Sat Feb 13, 2016 1:46 ]
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Grim... wrote:
What?!


:this:

Author:  Mr Dave [ Sat Feb 13, 2016 10:05 ]
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Anonymous X wrote:
lasermink wrote:
What a fucking hateful game Bayonetta is. Going to the discard pile.

Felt the same after playing the demo of Bayonetta 2, FWIW.

:this:

T'were a poor demo.

Author:  Cras [ Sun Feb 14, 2016 19:52 ]
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It's Valentines night, and from three doors down I can hear the very loud strains of "Oh Fortuna". I think the child of Satan is being conceived.

Author:  Joans [ Sun Feb 14, 2016 20:10 ]
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Cras wrote:
It's Valentines night, and from three doors down I can hear the very loud strains of "Oh Fortuna". I think the child of Satan is being conceived.

?

Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Feb 15, 2016 7:44 ]
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"This head-cock don't suck itself, baby!"

Author:  Kern [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:43 ]
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Gah. Was looking forward to having lunch with friends but just realised I've left my wallet at home. Trying to find a wording for a text message to back out of this that doesn't sound like I'm suggesting they sub me.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:50 ]
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Kern wrote:
Gah. Was looking forward to having lunch with friends but just realised I've left my wallet at home. Trying to find a wording for a text message to back out of this that doesn't sound like I'm suggesting they sub me.
What's wrong with "I'm a moron who forgot my wallet, can I lend £20 please?"

FWIW, if I was having lunch with a mate who'd forgotten his wallet, I'd lend him the money for lunch without even thinking about it. I don't think that's a big ask.

Author:  Kern [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:53 ]
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I was expecting you to suggest I get an Iwatch and use Applepay. :)

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:54 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Kern wrote:
Gah. Was looking forward to having lunch with friends but just realised I've left my wallet at home. Trying to find a wording for a text message to back out of this that doesn't sound like I'm suggesting they sub me.
What's wrong with "I'm a moron who forgot my wallet, can I lend £20 please?"

FWIW, if I was having lunch with a mate who'd forgotten his wallet, I'd lend him the money for lunch without even thinking about it. I don't think that's a big ask.

:this: I would mercilessly mock them for being a scrounger, though :)

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:07 ]
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Kern wrote:
I was expecting you to suggest I get an Iwatch and use Applepay. :)


Eat lunch and paypal on your phone.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:07 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Kern wrote:
Gah. Was looking forward to having lunch with friends but just realised I've left my wallet at home. Trying to find a wording for a text message to back out of this that doesn't sound like I'm suggesting they sub me.
What's wrong with "I'm a moron who forgot my wallet, can I lend £20 please?".


Lend? LEND?!

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:08 ]
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Cras wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Kern wrote:
Gah. Was looking forward to having lunch with friends but just realised I've left my wallet at home. Trying to find a wording for a text message to back out of this that doesn't sound like I'm suggesting they sub me.
What's wrong with "I'm a moron who forgot my wallet, can I lend £20 please?".


Lend? LEND?!


Kill him, Cras. Shank him.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:09 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Cras wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Kern wrote:
Gah. Was looking forward to having lunch with friends but just realised I've left my wallet at home. Trying to find a wording for a text message to back out of this that doesn't sound like I'm suggesting they sub me.
What's wrong with "I'm a moron who forgot my wallet, can I lend £20 please?".


Lend? LEND?!


Kill him, Cras. Shank him.


Actually, £20 for lunch? £3 gets you a sarnie, bottle of pop and some crisps at FreshCo. What's the other £17 for?

Author:  Kern [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:10 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Actually, £20 for lunch? £3 gets you a sarnie, bottle of pop and some crisps at FreshCo. What's the other £17 for?


That's to keep the riff-raff away.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:13 ]
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http://kotaku.com/dark-souls-player-bea ... 1759227033

Player beats Dark Souls without getting hit

Image

Author:  Bamba [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:21 ]
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Cras wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Kern wrote:
Gah. Was looking forward to having lunch with friends but just realised I've left my wallet at home. Trying to find a wording for a text message to back out of this that doesn't sound like I'm suggesting they sub me.
What's wrong with "I'm a moron who forgot my wallet, can I lend £20 please?".


Lend? LEND?!


You can take the boy out of Wales...

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:21 ]
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Kern wrote:
Gah. Was looking forward to having lunch with friends but just realised I've left my wallet at home. Trying to find a wording for a text message to back out of this that doesn't sound like I'm suggesting they sub me.

Can you not get to a bank? You can generally get money out without ID if you walk in with your account number and ready to answer security questions.

Author:  Kern [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:24 ]
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Yeah, I've cashed cheques before, but don't have my book on me today and can't remember my account number. I can remember my old ICQ address from the 1990s however.
It's all sorted - my friends have agreed to sub me and know where I live. I probably shouldn't go for the most expensive option though :)

Author:  Bamba [ Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:25 ]
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People still actually have chequebooks?

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