Bits & Bobs 46

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 14:35

I had a sports massage on Wed, I can only just walk properly now... fucking hell did she hurt

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

'sports massage'

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 14:47

yes, not one Craster has

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

https://edfries.wordpress.com/2016/05/2 ... or-gotcha/

Article on the first colour arcade game

myp · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 17:44

Very sad that this month's Shell Driver's Club newsletter is not from Bilge Stores.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

It's funny because she's in customer services.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 19:33

BILDGE

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Blige, surely?

Anyway, we fired a member of our team today. That was a bit sad.

But she was a fucking incompetent nutjob so pretty good overall.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

MrChris wrote:

Blige, surely?

Anyway, we fired a member of our team today. That was a bit sad.

But she was a fucking incompetent nutjob so pretty good overall.

Story please.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Heh. The amount of typing that would require would piss off ruth as she's trying to watch telly. Cottage

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 21:33

MrChris wrote:

Heh. The amount of typing that would require would piss off ruth as she's trying to watch telly. Cottage

BeexBQ

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I'm not sure I know when that is. I can't be arsed to use one search function.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 21:42

MaliA wrote:

MrChris wrote:

Heh. The amount of typing that would require would piss off ruth as she's trying to watch telly. Cottage

BeexBQ

Ahem.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 21:42

MrChris wrote:

I'm not sure I know when that is. I can't be arsed to use one search function.

http://www.beexbeeque.co.uk

myp · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 21:54

You can't ahem someone when the URL is exactly that

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Is there an ahem etiquette?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 22:00

Lonewolves wrote:

You can't ahem someone when the URL is exactly that

http://www.goingtothecricketinstead.biz

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Grim... wrote:

MrChris wrote:

I'm not sure I know when that is. I can't be arsed to use one search function.

http://www.beexbeeque.co.uk

Your site is cute this year. I like the weather.

I want to click to be assigned food. Maybe I can just post some.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

And you can post it back to me cooked.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

MrChris wrote:

Heh. The amount of typing that would require would piss off ruth as she's trying to watch telly. Cottage

How loud do you type?!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I'm sorry I have a cold.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 22:35

Cras wrote:

MrChris wrote:

Heh. The amount of typing that would require would piss off ruth as she's trying to watch telly. Cottage

How loud do you type?!

He dictates.

myp · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 22:55

Grim... wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

You can't ahem someone when the URL is exactly that

http://www.goingtothecricketinstead.biz

Sad that you didn't buy that

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 23:03

I suspect I'll never own a .biz.

myp · **Posted:** Fri May 27, 2016 23:14

Grim... wrote:

I suspect I'll never own a .biz.

Pleb

Kern · **Posted:** Sun May 29, 2016 15:26

Oxford, May 2016:

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun May 29, 2016 18:39

Kern wrote:

Oxford, May 2016:

Superb.

myp · **Posted:** Sun May 29, 2016 20:14

Classism in action :'(

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Superb +1

NervousPete · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2016 11:52

So sat at work with a traveller's protest outside on the steps of the Law Courts, campaigning for justice for two men from their community who have been jailed for holding a man in slavery for 14 years.

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales ... f-11405928

They're playing Bob Marley freedom songs loudly and chanting. Definition of irony: Playing freedom songs to win freedom for men jailed for denying people freedom. (Some bang-up reporting by the Wales Online there, by the way. A photograph of three policemen in front of a van with the headline, 'Three Policemen in front of van'. Next I expect them to try and interview the cockerel one of the travellers has.)

Not sure what they're hoping to achieve since they've already been sentenced, but hey...

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2016 11:58

Equine pedant: That's not a trap, it's a gig.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

I never knew there could be such a thing as an equine pedant.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2016 12:06

The Equine Pedant...the unsuccessful sequel to the Horse Whisperer.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2016 12:12

NervousPete wrote:

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales ... f-11405928
...
Next I expect them to try and interview the cockerel

Quote:

11:35

The rooster's name is Killer

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Here you go, Grim..., Holly and Phil cracking up talking about testing vibrators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHfPkNS16XA

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Daytime TV is fucked up.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2016/05/27/tets ... golden-age

Quote:

Tetsuya Mizuguchi's Memories from Sega's Golden Age

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2016 13:39

Mr Russell wrote:

Here you go, Grim..., Holly and Phil cracking up talking about testing vibrators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHfPkNS16XA

Thanks - I've actually already seen that, as my company did the initial product research (for GH).

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Grim... wrote:

Thanks - I've actually already seen that, as my company did the initial product research (for GH).

Oh, were you one of the 1 in 10, or the 9 in 10?

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2016 14:05

Mr Russell wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Thanks - I've actually already seen that, as my company did the initial product research (for GH).

Oh, were you one of the 1 in 10, or the 9 in 10?

Sadly we have to send them all out to GH readers, so I'm a ?/10.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Grim... wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Thanks - I've actually already seen that, as my company did the initial product research (for GH).

Oh, were you one of the 1 in 10, or the 9 in 10?

Sadly we have to send them all out to GH readers, so I'm a ?/10.

Poor Harriet.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2016 14:32

The protesters doubled down on the irony stakes by playing Queen's 'I want to Break Free' from their ghetto blasters. Again, since the verdict they're protesting is regarding two men being guilty of human slavery, well... yeah.

They've gone home now. But I am reliably informed that they shall be returning tomorrow to conduct a march. Maybe it's time to take some photographs.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Grim... wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Thanks - I've actually already seen that, as my company did the initial product research (for GH).

Oh, were you one of the 1 in 10, or the 9 in 10?

Sadly we have to send them all out to GH readers, so I'm a ?/10.

Wait, what? You can sign up to receive sex toys for free in the post...?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

flis wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Thanks - I've actually already seen that, as my company did the initial product research (for GH).

Oh, were you one of the 1 in 10, or the 9 in 10?

Sadly we have to send them all out to GH readers, so I'm a ?/10.

Wait, what? You can sign up to receive sex toys for free in the post...?

Yep, put your address up on /r/gonewild

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue May 31, 2016 14:40

flis wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Thanks - I've actually already seen that, as my company did the initial product research (for GH).

Oh, were you one of the 1 in 10, or the 9 in 10?

Sadly we have to send them all out to GH readers, so I'm a ?/10.

Wait, what? You can sign up to receive sex toys for free in the post...?

Yes, if you read the magazine. Which you'll note I'm not mentioning by name

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Great Hair

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Gung Ho.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Got Horny?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

You posted the video! Why are you guessing?!

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