Be Excellent To Each Other

No.

Our office keeps on getting buzzed by a pair of military Bell Boeing V-22 Ospreys.

They're weird looking tilt rotor aircraft that look like planes but have double rotor blades.

Well, I say our office, but it's most of the City of London from what I can tell. Strange wee beasties, and incredibly loud.

Yeah, they're bloody low too, aren't they?

Urgh. I googled them, and they look quite intimidating.

So is that a helicopter or a plane, or something else?

More importantly, can it lift a bus?

Both.

Don't wish to alarm anyone but they're probably there to drop off a US American Navy Seal team to defuse a nuclear device and they'll arrive just after the nick of time.

It can fly as both. It can have the rotors pointing up to take off and land like a helicopter, then tilt them forwards to fly faster as a plane.

It seems there's an Apache down there too.

All I got to see was 4 or 5 transit vans of immigration enforcement zooming into a warehouse. I couldn't hang about as I didn't want to get involved and I wanted a sarnie.

Or Cras jumps on it and LONDON IS SAVED

It's just after lunch, jumping is optimistic. Maybe a decisive lie down.

Maximum effort!

I had a couple of Hercules grumbling over me super low last night - they seemed to be literally skimming the tree tops, but I suck at distances.

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He's one of those that has to hold his cock right up by her ta-tas for the money shot to connect.

I'm Shocked! that a simple sentence like that could be so crudely interpreted.

From now on you shall be known as "can't squirt".

"Low muzzle velocity squirt"

I've forgotten my key.

*Sits outside with the cat and a dead bird*

Is this a movie pitch?

Weekend at Jazzy's?

More like a crap 'choose your own adventure.

2% battery.

What happens next folks?!

Something about Joans and a ceiling fan ?

1% battery.

Reavers

Weekend at Jazzy's is a much better film than that

For all if those worrying about me, I got rescued by Joans eventually.

Superb.

Also wrong, it just died.

http://m.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/new ... orn_early/

Jesus fucking Christ.

Hahahaha!!!

What the everlasting muffin is that?!?!

It looks like a wireframe Homer Simpson head

I twittered him.

15 fucking grand and we have to pay 35 quid a year to get garden waste carted away.

http://legalnamefraud.com

Seems this lot have been putting big billboards up to STICK IT TO THE MAN. Looks like a Sovereign Citizen thing.

We have one of those up in Wimbledon. It's not quite the same thing as Freemen, although it's equally idiotic.

Two of those in Bedford. I keep forgetting to look up what they were for.

Good work, Mali.

but in Ivybridge

Today I was speaking to a neighbour, a young woman with a four month old, who said it was taboo to breast feed in Asian culture.

As she has just said 'Asian' culture, rather than any specific background, cultural, regional or religious, I thought I'd Google this to find out more. I googled 'breastfeeding Asian taboo'

Don't be Mimi. Especially at work.

I've never come across that in any of the support work I did

It's not something I'd heard of either. I should say that this girl is breastfeeding, but she was telling me of how it was very difficult to get support from friends etc because of the taboo, but she was lucky as her mum had breastfed against the taboo and told her to go for it and her husband is supportive.

What the fuck do they feed them at birth? She's bonkers.

Straight to formula.

I am doing my self evaluation for work.... i hate writing about myself

Just say you're ace at everything and give yourself top marks. They'll negotiate it down probably so you might as well start high. There's probably no penalty for this approach. And you need more training.

Probably best not to ask us to add anything for you, though.

yes, I can see where that can go wrong

Except, perhaps, for MaliA's "brazen through, man" advice. Which we should all take.