Christmas Names! 2015-16 edition.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Goodly day! It be Decembee! And that means it's Chriiistmaaaas! And you know what be awesome about Christmas? EVERYTHING.

Bring joy to your heard and the hearts of all those people except the grumbly meanies by having s Christmassy moniker!

Who will you be this year?

I have had a little boy miracle and shining star, so with that weak but if don't really care justification, I will this Christmas be The Virgin Mimi.

Can webpage Christmas names please now moderators? Thank you love you all xxxxx

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:31

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Curiosity wrote:

Lolz

I care not!

She totally wasn't a virgin, either. Silly Joseph.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:36

SORRY, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:36

Are you sure you want your name changing to Lolz Curiosity? It's not very Christmassy.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Grim... wrote:

SORRY, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU

You should be The Grimch...

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

He should be OnceinroyalGrim...'sCity

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:10

Festive Warrior

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:27

I can never think of one

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:28

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

KovacsC wrote:

I can never think of one

SnowvacsC

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

HohohovacsC

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:05

KovacsChristmas

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:05

The Virgin Mimi wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I can never think of one

SnowvacsC

Nice.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:06

OnceInRoyalKovacsCity

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:22

Kovacs Bells

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

The Virgin KovacsC

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:35

Kovacs Holder

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Silent Kovacs
Good king kovacslas

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 13:48

The subtitle seems to suggest this should actually be Pirate Names. I'm on board (pun!) with that.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 13:52

Better.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

The subtitle seems to suggest this should actually be Pirate Names. I'm on board (pun!) with that.

Yarrrr!

I don't know if that is a typo or autocorrect, but it was early and I woke up with The Pirate Song stuck in my head...

When I was one I sucked my thumb,
The day I went to sea.
I jumped aboard a pirate ship,
And the captain said to me -

We're going this way, that way,
Forwards and backwards,
Over the Irish Sea,
A bottle of rum to fill my tum
It's a Pirate's life for me!
(etc)

So it may have been a combination.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Actually it wasn't that early. I thought I posted this at 4am.

Darwin has started sleeping 7-8 hours, but I still wake up at 4am, whilst he sleeps on. :facepalm:

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

Better.

Cute!

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:01

The Virgin Mimi wrote:

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

Better.

Cute!

So adorable. I love my little Gwim...beard

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

The subtitle seems to suggest this should actually be Pirate Names. I'm on board (pun!) with that.

Long Joans Silver

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:04

Joans wrote:

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

The subtitle seems to suggest this should actually be Pirate Names. I'm on board (pun!) with that.

Long Joans Silver

Now we're talking!

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:07

Where's Dudley?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

Joans wrote:

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

The subtitle seems to suggest this should actually be Pirate Names. I'm on board (pun!) with that.

Long Joans Silver

Now we're talking!

Arr!

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:13

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:13

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:13

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:14

Festive Warrior wrote:

Where's Dudley?

Stenson Farm. Derby.

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:16

MrJingles please

Ed. Thanks guys !

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:26

Well, now I don't know who is who.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:27

MaliA wrote:

Well, now I don't know who is who.

All part of the Christmas fun!

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:28

Festive Warrior wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Well, now I don't know who is who.

All part of the Christmas fun!

Maybe for your weird sex parties.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:30

MaliA wrote:

Festive Warrior wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Well, now I don't know who is who.

All part of the Christmas fun!

Maybe for your weird sex parties.

I can't believe you're turning down the chance to be a pirate again.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 14:39

Can I have Silent Kovacsc?

For irony...

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Silent Kovacs wrote:

Can I have Silent Kovacsc?

For irony...

That is not a pun, there is no wordplay... That is weak after my awesome suggestions.

Disappoint.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

MaliA wrote:

Festive Warrior wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Well, now I don't know who is who.

All part of the Christmas fun!

Maybe for your weird sex parties.

What is a non-weird sex party? Since when can you have a sex party that is anything but weird?

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 15:30

The Virgin Mimi wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Festive Warrior wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Well, now I don't know who is who.

All part of the Christmas fun!

Maybe for your weird sex parties.

What is a non-weird sex party? Since when can you have a sex party that is anything but weird?

You're going to the wrong sex parties.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

The Virgin Mimi wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Festive Warrior wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Well, now I don't know who is who.

All part of the Christmas fun!

Maybe for your weird sex parties.

What is a non-weird sex party? Since when can you have a sex party that is anything but weird?

You're going to the wrong sex parties.

So you go to sex parties, and you think that they are all totally normal and not at all weird? okayyyyyy...

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25588

Waiiit... Are you talking about that Wrestlemania thing you guys do each year? Because that's still weird.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 15:34

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

The Virgin Mimi wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Festive Warrior wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Well, now I don't know who is who.

All part of the Christmas fun!

Maybe for your weird sex parties.

What is a non-weird sex party? Since when can you have a sex party that is anything but weird?

You're going to the wrong sex parties.

It's only weird if:

a) you weren't expecting a sex party
b) the sex is weird
c) the people are weird

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 15:37

Festive Warrior wrote:

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

The Virgin Mimi wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Festive Warrior wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Well, now I don't know who is who.

All part of the Christmas fun!

Maybe for your weird sex parties.

What is a non-weird sex party? Since when can you have a sex party that is anything but weird?

You're going to the wrong sex parties.

It's only weird if:

a) you weren't expecting a sex party
b) the sex is weird
c) the people are weird

So any party you go to is a weird sex party according to that.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5149

I can never think of a festive name either. Any suggestions?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Dr Iceberg?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2015 16:47

DavPaz wrote:

Dr Iceberg?

Fucks sake, he's not lettuce

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