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Author: | BikNorton [ Wed Sep 30, 2015 20:52 ] |
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Jesus why won't these wings just be COOKED already?! |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Wed Sep 30, 2015 21:17 ] |
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You should get a takeaway. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Sep 30, 2015 21:22 ] |
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You should eat in the pub |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Wed Sep 30, 2015 21:25 ] |
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does the pub deliver? |
Author: | BikNorton [ Wed Sep 30, 2015 21:58 ] |
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I should have eaten in the pub. There's a massive bowl of wings and a smaller one of chips in the kitchen that I just cannot face eating. And I ruined one of our posh Japanese knives while cutting the wings up. Fuck. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Sep 30, 2015 22:13 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: Grim... wrote: Curiosity wrote: But yeah, they will likely know if there is a problem child doing the biting, and should be raising it with the parents (who are probably even more mortified). Either that or they don't give a shit Indeed, but I'm hoping the former is more likely. Meta data means we worked out who it was and M is under instruction to pooh in their shoes. We think she understood as she ran round in circles and used an imaginary hair dryer for a bit. MrsA reminded nursery if their duty of care and how she prefers M unbitten and used her serious voice so now the dogs are howling at the moon. We'll see how it goes. In other news, we have the services of the grumpy solicitor to handle the house stuff and £400 for an equity transfer all in is pretty good as £60 of that is hearing about the state of the conveyancing industry. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Sep 30, 2015 22:20 ] |
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Bobbyaro wrote: does the pub deliver? No, just wings |
Author: | TheVision [ Wed Sep 30, 2015 22:24 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Meta data means we worked out who it was and M is under instruction to pooh in their shoes. We think she understood as she ran round in circles and used an imaginary hair dryer for a bit. MrsA reminded nursery if their duty of care and how she prefers M unbitten and used her serious voice so now the dogs are howling at the moon. We'll see how it goes. In other news, we have the services of the grumpy solicitor to handle the house stuff and £400 for an equity transfer all in is pretty good as £60 of that is hearing about the state of the conveyancing industry. I mentioned this to my wife who is a teacher and she said you should get Ofsted involved. The fact it's happened before, several times, means that the nursery aren't doing their job properly. It's making me angry just thinking about it. |
Author: | myp [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:09 ] |
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Bobbyaro wrote: does the pub deliver? Nah, just wings and burgers and stuff. |
Author: | Grim... [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:14 ] |
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Future Warrior wrote: Bobbyaro wrote: does the pub deliver? Nah, just wings and burgers and stuff. Fuck you, DavPaz! |
Author: | Mimi [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:16 ] |
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Rather than go in with guns blazing and threats of Ofsted, ask the nursery to give step by step plans to deal with this. Ask if the parents of the child doing the biting have been informed and if they are working with the child to reach and intervene. Read this for a basic understanding of why children bite: http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a1022215/bi ... t-it-age-2 Don't jump to conclusions as to which child is to blame or misjudge the parents. They are likely to be very upset and worried, and need support, too. Slightly related, but with a different outcome, my sister almost lost her then job as a childminder for a C List celebrity because my nephew bit the C lister's child. C List did not want nephew to be near her child any more, words were said, names were called, tears were had. Then C-List's child was bit by her cousin as well. Nanny cams showed C-List child biting her own arm. Bites were always on arm, always self inflicted. Much apology, then C-List child started biting nephew. They are tricksy little buggers. But eventually close observation, learning and understanding helped put an end to it. Much love to your wee'an. She's a beautiful little poppet xxx |
Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:27 ] |
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Malia, have you checked if M is biting her own nose? |
Author: | Mimi [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:29 ] |
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I did say right at the top that it was only loosely related due to an obviously different outcome, so I was not suggesting that in any way. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:49 ] |
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Mimi wrote: I did say right at the top that it was only loosely related due to an obviously different outcome, so I was not suggesting that in any way. It was just a joke, silly head. |
Author: | markg [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:53 ] |
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Just point the kid out and I'll get Josie on it: Attachment: 20150921_154304 (1).jpg
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Author: | Cras [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:02 ] |
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That's a fantastic photo! |
Author: | MaliA [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:35 ] |
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TheVision wrote: MaliA wrote: Meta data means we worked out who it was and M is under instruction to pooh in their shoes. We think she understood as she ran round in circles and used an imaginary hair dryer for a bit. MrsA reminded nursery if their duty of care and how she prefers M unbitten and used her serious voice so now the dogs are howling at the moon. We'll see how it goes. In other news, we have the services of the grumpy solicitor to handle the house stuff and £400 for an equity transfer all in is pretty good as £60 of that is hearing about the state of the conveyancing industry. I mentioned this to my wife who is a teacher and she said you should get Ofsted involved. The fact it's happened before, several times, means that the nursery aren't doing their job properly. It's making me angry just thinking about it. It's a quandary. I need to have the confidence that steps taken (1 to 1 attention to the biting child, remove her if she is showing signs) to prevent this will be adhered to. If it does happen again, then there is a further (fifth) failing in a duty of care there, and we would have to reconsider our options. I think going to OFSTED could sour the relationship if done too soon, but that doesn't mean we would not consider that option. Currently, we'll see what happens with this new regime and keep asking for updates. If we think need to remove M, which we don't want to do, we will. Obviously, the best solution from my point of view is to remove Bitey, but we cannot make that decision to do so, and pressing for it would be counter productive at this stage. |
Author: | Morte [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 13:42 ] |
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For the love of God, who thought that this was a good idea for a corporate mascot? http://www.digitiser2000.com/main-page/ ... nightmares |
Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 14:04 ] |
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Morte wrote: For the love of God, who thought that this was a good idea for a corporate mascot? http://www.digitiser2000.com/main-page/ ... nightmares Ronald McDonald looks like Cilla Black |
Author: | TheVision [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 14:34 ] |
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Yesterday, I spent a good portion of time sewing a hem in a red curtain to be used in a statue unveiling today. The event for the unveiling all went well and my curtain was even shown on the BBC 24 hour news channel. I'm proud. |
Author: | myp [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:13 ] |
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TheVision wrote: Yesterday, I spent a good portion of time sewing a hem in a red curtain to be used in a statue unveiling today. The event for the unveiling all went well and my curtain was even shown on the BBC 24 hour news channel. I'm proud. Sew cool |
Author: | Grim... [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:18 ] |
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Future Warrior wrote: TheVision wrote: Yesterday, I spent a good portion of time sewing a hem in a red curtain to be used in a statue unveiling today. The event for the unveiling all went well and my curtain was even shown on the BBC 24 hour news channel. I'm proud. Sew cool No puns in this thread, please. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:21 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Future Warrior wrote: TheVision wrote: Yesterday, I spent a good portion of time sewing a hem in a red curtain to be used in a statue unveiling today. The event for the unveiling all went well and my curtain was even shown on the BBC 24 hour news channel. I'm proud. Sew cool No puns in this thread, please. Yeah, button it |
Author: | myp [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:22 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Future Warrior wrote: TheVision wrote: Yesterday, I spent a good portion of time sewing a hem in a red curtain to be used in a statue unveiling today. The event for the unveiling all went well and my curtain was even shown on the BBC 24 hour news channel. I'm proud. Sew cool No puns in this thread, please. Why do you have to needle me about it? |
Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:23 ] |
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Just stop, darn it! |
Author: | myp [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:25 ] |
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This is bobbins. |
Author: | Satsuma [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:28 ] |
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I'm so tired of puns. *yarn* (Am I doing this right?) |
Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:28 ] |
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Tacky. |
Author: | myp [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:32 ] |
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I think we should put a pin in this for now. |
Author: | Grim... [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:35 ] |
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Yeah, let's sew this one up. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:45 ] |
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I'm knit finished! Now I am |
Author: | Bamba [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:49 ] |
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Can we purl-eese stop? |
Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 16:12 ] |
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You're knot funny. |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 16:19 ] |
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can someone lock this thread, please? |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 16:25 ] |
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Put a sock in it ! |
Author: | Warhead [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 23:03 ] |
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Ha! You've all run out of material for this thread now, haven't you? |
Author: | lasermink [ Thu Oct 01, 2015 23:49 ] |
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Keep it reel, people. |
Author: | Warhead [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:55 ] |
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You people are warped. |
Author: | Grim... [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 14:08 ] |
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Sew predictable. |
Author: | Cras [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 14:08 ] |
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This pun stream is bobbins. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 15:19 ] |
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Cras wrote: This pun stream is bobbins. HONK Repetition. |
Author: | Grim... [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 15:23 ] |
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HONK Repetition. |
Author: | DBSnappa [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 15:34 ] |
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BikNorton wrote: I should have eaten in the pub. There's a massive bowl of wings and a smaller one of chips in the kitchen that I just cannot face eating. And I ruined one of our posh Japanese knives while cutting the wings up. Fuck. Sounds like you need one of these. http://www.worksharptools.com/sharpener ... pener.html Rutlands or Amazon sell them. Hell, anybody who has decent kitchen knives should have one, they're brilliant at keeping knives as sharp as when you bought them. |
Author: | MaliA [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 20:18 ] |
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"You know they found water on Mars?" "Yes.." "This water...is it hot or cold? Like a spa? Is Mars like a spa? Like Bath?" "I...I..don't have those answers..." No. No idea, either |
Author: | BikNorton [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 20:58 ] |
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I took lumps out of the edge. It needs a proper visit to the hospital. |
Author: | Mimi [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 21:09 ] |
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BikNorton wrote: I took lumps out of the edge. It needs a proper visit to the hospital. Next time please just aim straight for Bono. |
Author: | BikNorton [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 21:11 ] |
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Ha! That gizmo does actually look pretty groovy. Thwnks dbsnappa. |
Author: | Pundabaya [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 21:34 ] |
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Mimi wrote: BikNorton wrote: I took lumps out of the edge. It needs a proper visit to the hospital. Next time please just aim straight for Bono. POTW! |
Author: | DBSnappa [ Sat Oct 03, 2015 16:00 ] |
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Mimi wrote: BikNorton wrote: I took lumps out of the edge. It needs a proper visit to the hospital. Next time please just aim straight for Bono. Ooh, you're on (unforgettable) fire Meems |
Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Sun Oct 04, 2015 10:07 ] |
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I'm off to see the last ever public display by the Vulcan Bomber today. The weather looks perfect for it at the moment, but I'm going to be very sad to see it grounded in a few weeks. |
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