Bits & Bobs 45

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2015 18:24

Festive Warrior wrote:

Went into work at 10 - was home by 12. Nice!

Was there maybe a package for you?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 29, 2015 18:39

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

Festive Warrior wrote:

Went into work at 10 - was home by 12. Nice!

Was there maybe a package for you?

The receptionist didn't collar me about it, but it's entirely possible I've got an email about it - I had 180 emails. I only got through 80 of them today. I'll make a concerted effort to check tomorrow.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Two things:

1) I might be a bit late but the Big Fat Quiz from Christmas had Rob Brydon on it and should therefore be avoided at all costs. He told one joke at the start when he was introduced which was a god awful laboured pun and never managed to be funnier than that throughout his appearance.

2) Chelsea Peretti of Brooklyn 99 fame is on Big Fat Quiz of the year. She looks pretty gorgeous. I hope she's funny and has a great personality. Mind you, she's sat next to Jonathan Ross so she might need to speak up to get some air time.

EDIT: Sorry, 3 things:

Fucking whatshisface is on the BFQotY, so maybe give it a wide birth. Y'know, fucking Boosh guy who is always on it. Fucking Boosh cunt. Rob Brydon is worse though.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Dec 30, 2015 0:28

2. Do you mean the big fat quiz of everything? Jan 5th?

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

I think my daughter might be secretly gay because I get a really poor wifi signal in my front room.

I'm not the only person who thinks the demons of lesbianism may be the cause.

EDIT: Shit, shit, shit ,shit, SHIT ...... what if it's my wife, rather than my daughter. This would explain other ........ things.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:18

My wife gets a poor signal on her side of the bed.

This new news is most disturbing.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Santanalian wrote:

Two things:

1) I might be a bit late but the Big Fat Quiz from Christmas had Rob Brydon on it and should therefore be avoided at all costs. He told one joke at the start when he was introduced which was a god awful laboured pun and never managed to be funnier than that throughout his appearance.

2) Chelsea Peretti of Brooklyn 99 fame is on Big Fat Quiz of the year. She looks pretty gorgeous. I hope she's funny and has a great personality. Mind you, she's sat next to Jonathan Ross so she might need to speak up to get some air time.

EDIT: Sorry, 3 things:

Fucking whatshisface is on the BFQotY, so maybe give it a wide birth. Y'know, fucking Boosh guy who is always on it. Fucking Boosh cunt. Rob Brydon is worse though.

The Christmas one was great, fool! Brydon, Winkelman, and Mitchell were quite funny, Carr, Ayoade, and Davies were great, and Jo Brand was as much of a nonentity as ever.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:45

Cap'n Gingerbeard wrote:

Santanalian wrote:

Two things:

1) I might be a bit late but the Big Fat Quiz from Christmas had Rob Brydon on it and should therefore be avoided at all costs. He told one joke at the start when he was introduced which was a god awful laboured pun and never managed to be funnier than that throughout his appearance.

2) Chelsea Peretti of Brooklyn 99 fame is on Big Fat Quiz of the year. She looks pretty gorgeous. I hope she's funny and has a great personality. Mind you, she's sat next to Jonathan Ross so she might need to speak up to get some air time.

EDIT: Sorry, 3 things:

Fucking whatshisface is on the BFQotY, so maybe give it a wide birth. Y'know, fucking Boosh guy who is always on it. Fucking Boosh cunt. Rob Brydon is worse though.

The Christmas one was great, fool! Brydon, Winkelman, and Mitchell were quite funny, Carr, Ayoade, and Davies were great, and Jo Brand was as much of a nonentity as ever.

Has here humour got anymore advanced than "I like Cake" and "I hate Men"?

myp · **Posted:** Wed Dec 30, 2015 11:05

Grim-beard... the noisy wrote:

Festive Warrior wrote:

Went into work at 10 - was home by 12. Nice!

Was there maybe a package for you?

Quite a big box marked GLASS HANDLE WITH CARE. Could this be it?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:14

Mr Dave wrote:

Cap'n Gingerbeard wrote:

Santanalian wrote:

Two things:

1) I might be a bit late but the Big Fat Quiz from Christmas had Rob Brydon on it and should therefore be avoided at all costs. He told one joke at the start when he was introduced which was a god awful laboured pun and never managed to be funnier than that throughout his appearance.

2) Chelsea Peretti of Brooklyn 99 fame is on Big Fat Quiz of the year. She looks pretty gorgeous. I hope she's funny and has a great personality. Mind you, she's sat next to Jonathan Ross so she might need to speak up to get some air time.

EDIT: Sorry, 3 things:

Fucking whatshisface is on the BFQotY, so maybe give it a wide birth. Y'know, fucking Boosh guy who is always on it. Fucking Boosh cunt. Rob Brydon is worse though.

The Christmas one was great, fool! Brydon, Winkelman, and Mitchell were quite funny, Carr, Ayoade, and Davies were great, and Jo Brand was as much of a nonentity as ever.

Has here humour got anymore advanced than "I like Cake" and "I hate Men"?

Nope, she may as well of not been there. Agree with Craster with regards to the rest though.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

Video Gaiden will return with a one off TV episode and 6 online episodes

Periscope announcement : https://www.periscope.tv/videoGaiden/1BdGYpgQjeMKX

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jan 01, 2016 18:39

My first fell run.. That was one of the hills.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5157

Oooh, fuck that!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jan 01, 2016 19:22

Dr Zoidbeard wrote:

Oooh, fuck that!

Only 1000ft

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Well, I've done my duty for the year and have spent a few minutes undressing then sweatily cramming a bristly poky object into a badly designed and constructed box with much grunting, occasional swearing and a Yelp of joy as the task was completed, with no desire to comply or assist from any of the relevant parties.

Then I took the Christmas tree down.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Sat Jan 02, 2016 14:13

It is nice to pack Christmas away.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Wtf, no it isn't!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

It makes your living room feel huge for a few days.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

It makes your living room feel huge for a few days.

Title of your sextape.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sat Jan 02, 2016 17:53

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

It makes your living room feel huge for a few days.

Pft. You should try putting me in your room.

Huge.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

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