Be Excellent To Each Other

One of those robots literally died of confusion because of a door handle.

It took until year 2 for the cars to reach the end of the desert. It might well have been year 1, but the guys who entered a motorbike forgot to turn the giroscope on before it set off, so it just fell over.

Scientists are stupid.

How was Jimmy Hart Craster? Your son looks like he's enjoying himself.

Cripes

So many fucking doppelgängers!

Gosh.

That Craster looks like he's funny. Can we swap him with ours? Ours is dull as shit. And he can probaOH HAI CRAS DINN C U THERE

Cornish is an ethnicity on the school entry forms down Cheltenham way.

Why are you applying to get into schools in Cheltenham?

SUP BITCH?!

I have my little sparrows singing me songs from all over the place.

You're a bald, fat eunuch?

You're a bald, fat eunuch?

Type it again, Granddad.

It's your stupid code at fault there.

In other renews, this is rather good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU

In other renews, we have a YouTube thread. I'd expect you forgot about that in your old age, much like you forgot that I don't work for PHPBB.

You're the admin, it's your fault.

Also, the video is star wars related bits and bobs, not a video of cats. Also also, I thought you hated aggregated threads of stuff as you can never find things in them.

Also also also, how did you get so much sand in your vagina this morning?

That's why I prefer it when your posts go into them

34sp.com are a pile of poopy mess.

I have had to spend all morning manually processing files because they can't even keep a reliable FTP connection up on a business line.

Like bits and bobs, then?

Also, that's just mean.

Ahhh!

<Audience sympathises>

I watched tfi Friday and really enjoyed it!

Where are the programs like this?


Do we all have to be YouTube crawlers to find this sort of show now?

I watched it too and it brought back brilliant memories of going out on a Friday night with all my friends.

You going Dogging Beach Kissyfur?

Wtf?

In other news, we may have a buyer for our gaff....

Finally moving back to London? Awesome!

I thought you was down Kernow.

That was a couple of weeks ago

So I'm sat in my office and there's been this intermittent tap on the window.

I'm looking out and can't see anything but I've now just realised that the biggest bee in the universe is trying to break in by slamming his head against the window. He's been at it for the last 30 minutes.

The fatty is so fat that he might just manage it.

I am sat in an office in Dahlewitz near Berlin.. SHattered trying not to fall asleep.

Getting up at 2:30 to get to an airport was just silly

If he's anything like our bee he'll keep banging his head against the window at the same time every day for ages and ages.

Our big bee has been doing that for at least three years now. I love him, the stupid big fluffy fool.

Today is dragging, even though I am stupidly busy.

And we have a buyer for the house! yay.

Yay! Drinks are on you!

The one we looked again at we sort of decided against. I think it would need a rewire, the full upstairs redoing, damp checking and treating, buying the land next to it/ buying an agreement to cross the land to secure access to the side gates and a fair bit downstairs.

As I know how much all this is likely to cost I suggested we knock 40k from the asking price, then thought we'd reject our offer for taking the piss so watched tv instead.

Because your news is all about me.

Where you moving to?

Just the other side of the valley, hopefully. Want somewhere with a bigger flatter garden and a driveway and garage. And bigger house.

Londoners, The Lavender in Clapham (Four-Course Seafood Menu With Lobster For Two or Four from £39 at The Lavender, Clapham Junction (56% Off) http://gr.pn/1GZIHaw) or Burger and Lobster where Gaywood went?

Huh. Bradford Council's insurers just called me in case I wanted to make a claim for the shunt but the man would not accept "no damage and all fine" without leaving me an overly long reference number just in case I change my mind.

Not been to either, but Doc speaks quite highly of Burger and Lobster, I think.

Just got back from walking the dog and there seems to be the largest group of primary school children being taught to ride. And by large, I reckon there were at least five hundred I could see while I was standing waiting to cross the road around the corner from my house. Both roads in either direction for several hundred yards were filled with kids on bikes. As you can imagine it was causing traffic chaos.

Be prepared for endless text and phone calls informing you that someone has £3000 waiting for you.

Email from the managing partner starts as follows



Oh fuck. Effective strategies for interaction. I foresee many wasted hours in committees.

Oh dear. Oh well, at least it is my works phone .

Whilst you are about, do I really need legal cover? I thought that was what my insurance was for...

If we're talking car insurance then the answer is "No." Generally speaking the only thing you need legal expense insurance for is personal injury and there's no shortage of solicitors and claims farms out there willing to take your case on a "No Win, No Fee" basis.

There's a caveat to that though since April 2013 if you take a case on a "No Win, No Fee" then your solicitor can take 25% of your compensation to go towards their fees. Most, if not all, of the claims factories on the telly will do this. Slater & Gordon (who are ALWAYS on the TV) are buggers for this since they have this complicated arrangement that makes absolutely certain that they are nabbing the full 25% off your compensation in every single case.

If you get a solicitor appointed through your legal expense insurance however then they won't take any of your compensation. The likelihood of getting an actual solicitor diminishes however and you'll most likely get a paralegal to do your claim. Mind you, that the same with most firms who still do RTA work since most set-ups in the medium to large firms will have systems in place that make sure you get the least qualified numpty to do an RTA as they are cheap to employ and the money the firm receives is minimal (£500 in most cases).

You don't need to worry however since ole Ian here doesn't take any compensation off (cause I'm not a scumbag PI factory) you so you can save yourself some money and not bother with legal expense insurance and deal with a real solicitor. Who also loves pooty games.

I thought so. Thank you for that. The man on the phone (when I was renewing car insurance) was inferring I might need it lest I cause injury to others.

Yeah, if you've damaged or injured someone or something, then the insurance will sort that out. That's what you pay your premiums for. Insurers are just as bad as banks trying to sell you their "products".

"Effective strategies for interaction"

What? Like talking? Mime? Interpretive Dance?