Bits & Bobs 45

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Yes, bit harsh

I was sitting here, listening to Stevie Wonder and admiring my tattoo (I was literally just sitting at my desk, staring at my arm) when sat next to me somebody started laughing. I smiled and wondered why, then I turned around and SURPRISE RUSSELL and lovely lady Caz from IT. Then everyone poured in with flowers and baby gifts. Then I got really embarrassed and was asked to say something, so said something inappropriate about a vibrating whale and went red.

Now have to sit here embarrassed for two and a half days.

Cavey · **Posted:** Wed Jul 15, 2015 14:36

Things not good for Trooper?

He's deffo one of the nice guys, hope it's nothing too bad?
Seems to be a right load of old shit around at the moment.

(If you're reading this Trooper, hope all is OK mate?)

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14491

Stoney-Bridge !

Quote:

Cult surreal comedy sketch team Absolutely are to reunite for a radio series.

The group are recording four new episodes for Radio 4 to be aired from 6 September.

Gordon Kennedy, Morwenna Banks, Pete Baikie, Moray Hunter and John Sparkes, minus sadly Jack Docherty will perform new material featuring popular characters from their Channel 4 heyday, including Denzil and Gwynedd, The Little Girl and the Stoneybridge Town Council.

The new 30-minute shows are being recorded at Glasgow's Oran Mor on 5 August and 6 September.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 15, 2015 14:41

9 hours on a train for a 45 minute meeting and a store visit. Ho hum.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

I've got a Captain America tattoo going spare if you need cheering up, Mali A

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

There was a Batman one, but my workmate now has it on his lower back.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 15, 2015 14:50

Mimi wrote:

I've got a Captain America tattoo going spare if you need cheering up, Mali A

It's ok, thank you. I am not too grumpy, I have been reading a book.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 15, 2015 15:37

The bloke behind me on the train just told his kids that he had tracking implants put in them when they last visited dentist.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 15, 2015 16:08

Having a pint at the parcel yard. We should totally meet up and have the Ticket to Ride World Championships here one day.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 15, 2015 16:52

DavPaz wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Customer visit for me tomorrow. I will be travelling through King's Cross in the afternoon. Not totally sure of timings yet.

Somehow, I sense a delayed train in the immediate future

8 minutes

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

MaliA wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Customer visit for me tomorrow. I will be travelling through King's Cross in the afternoon. Not totally sure of timings yet.

Somehow, I sense a delayed train in the immediate future

8 minutes

Technically correct

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Why did I not know that this is a thing

http://gridwatch.templar.co.uk/

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Jul 15, 2015 20:41

MaliA wrote:

Having a pint at the parcel yard. We should totally meet up and have the Ticket to Ride World Championships here one day.

I'm amazed we haven't had that idea before!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Oh my goodness I am so BORED.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:31

Mimi wrote:

Oh my goodness I am so BORED.

Hang the office fridge door the other way around.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Because I work primarily with chilled food, our office fridge is unlike most office fridges as they are so full of commercial samples. We have several, and huge. I don't think I am up to this task.

I shall instead photocopy my boobs.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Mimi wrote:

Because I work primarily with chilled food, our office fridge is unlike most office fridges as they are so full of commercial samples. We have several, and huge. I don't think I am up to this task.

I shall instead photocopy my boobs.

OK. Keep us posted

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:56

Mimi wrote:

I shall instead photocopy my boobs.

You just need to also put on a cheesy jumper, play some Slade, drink cheap wine from a cup and you'll have created your own mini office Christmas party.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2015 14:59

Me in motion.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Phwoar.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2015 15:17

DavPaz wrote:

Phwoar.

*blush*

krazywookie · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2015 16:51

Yellow?!? That had better be a picture of you 5 minutes in front of the peleton!

My sister once wore a white and red polkadot jersey to a race and spent the entire day being aggressively overtaken on hill sections. ON YOUR RIGHT!

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2015 16:56

I am back from Barcelona. It was hot.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Aaaah, how do I change to normal mode on google chrome? I don't have the style option in the url and the goggles, they do link does nothing!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Bobbyaro wrote:

Aaaah, how do I change to normal mode on google chrome? I don't have the style option in the url and the goggles, they do link does nothing!

Ctrl-F5, click the link

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

nope, doesn't work.

Thanks though.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jul 16, 2015 23:57

Check in your profile for your theme.

This link should get you to the normal site: ?style=2

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:39

krazywookie wrote:

Yellow?!? That had better be a picture of you 5 minutes in front of the peleton!

My sister once wore a white and red polkadot jersey to a race and spent the entire day being aggressively overtaken on hill sections. ON YOUR RIGHT!

I got yellow as it matches my bike

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14362

Hello.

I have a website.

I don't sell anything (cept my body) (and not on my website).

I don't have a SSL Certificate.

I'm being offered such a certificate.

Question is: do I want a squirly Certificate?

DO I?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:11

Does your website deal with PII (ie. do you have people enter their email address into a form or something)? If so, then potentially, yes. It's certainly not a requirement, though.

If not, no.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14362

I have one of those contact forms that you fill out and it sends me an email. The site doesn't retain any information as far as I'm aware.

If I did get one, would that help my google ranks or some shit?

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Grim... wrote:

Check in your profile for your theme.

This link should get you to the normal site: ?style=2

Cheers. Didn't realise it was in the profile!

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:18

Saturnalian wrote:

If I did get one, would that help my google ranks or some shit?

Yes, it will.

What's the offer?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Grim... wrote:

Saturnalian wrote:

If I did get one, would that help my google ranks or some shit?

Yes, it will.

Really?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:20

Cras wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Saturnalian wrote:

If I did get one, would that help my google ranks or some shit?

Yes, it will.

Really?

Yup: http://searchengineland.com/google-star ... tes-199446

No-one knows how much, of course, but it's "not a lot".

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14362

Grim... wrote:

Saturnalian wrote:

If I did get one, would that help my google ranks or some shit?

Yes, it will.

What's the offer?

£29.99. 40% off apparently.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14362

Does that sound like good value? Apparently it's one-click installation.

It doesn't say if that's per annum or a one-off price. Do you have to keep paying for them or what?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2015 13:52

Yeah, per year. That's well into "too cheap" territory, as far as I'm concerned.

Thwate want £128 per annum, Symantec want £259.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

I think I just got the same offer from 123 reg. But since I don't run a website... meh.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

Some truly horrific events unfolding here:

http://www.fleetwoodtoday.co.uk/news/fl ... -1-7359386

Quote:

The group of scarecrows worst hit were at St Nicholas Church.

The theme is May Day and features scarecows which appear to be dancing around the May pole.

Children going to local schools pass the scarecrows every day and one mum, who did not wish to be named, said her children felt really sad and sorry when they saw them.

A trio of scarecrows pinned to railings at Cardinal Allen School were affected and a scarecrow at the ‘Welcome to Fleetwood’ sign on Rossall Road was also found out of place.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2015 21:29

Is it Dimrill?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 17, 2015 22:32

markg wrote:

Some truly horrific events unfolding here:

http://www.fleetwoodtoday.co.uk/news/fl ... -1-7359386

Quote:

The group of scarecrows worst hit were at St Nicholas Church.

The theme is May Day and features scarecows which appear to be dancing around the May pole.

Children going to local schools pass the scarecrows every day and one mum, who did not wish to be named, said her children felt really sad and sorry when they saw them.

A trio of scarecrows pinned to railings at Cardinal Allen School were affected and a scarecrow at the ‘Welcome to Fleetwood’ sign on Rossall Road was also found out of place.

*Says nowt*

Morte · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:26

Very, very cool...you can almost make out the Shoggoths. Latest flyby video of Yuggoth...er Pluto

krazywookie · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2015 14:52

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scott ... al-6090605

That's my shop with the green writing

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Oh, no

So sorry. What kind of shop do you have?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Jul 18, 2015 22:57

Hope you get everything sorted with the minimum of fuss. Everything covered by insurance?

Hope no one was hurt in all this btw.

miki · **Joined:** 30th Apr, 2011 **Posts:** 1458 **Location:** NL

greeting from sunny Bosnia
42 degrees in the shade in the day
32 degrees at 21.30 last night...

krazywookie · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 10:34

Zardoz wrote:

Hope you get everything sorted with the minimum of fuss. Everything covered by insurance?

Hope no one was hurt in all this btw.

Thanks no, no one hurt. Now is learning how to do insurancie stuff, never had to do it before!
Thanks mimi it's a damp bike shop

Also spent 11 hours rescuing people on Friday as part of my fire and rescue job, got to pull a woman from a car as it was floating backwards down the street! Amaze!

Kern · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:07

krazywookie wrote:

Also spent 11 hours rescuing people on Friday as part of my fire and rescue job, got to pull a woman from a car as it was floating backwards down the street! Amaze!

Excellent stuff. Was wondering how it had been going.

Kern · **Posted:** Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:54

miki wrote:

greeting from sunny Bosnia
42 degrees in the shade in the day
32 degrees at 21.30 last night...

Nice. Whereabouts are you?

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