Bits & Bobs 45

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Curiosity wrote:

To the above: dunno.

As a general observation: there seems to be a lot of grumpiness around at the moment. Not just here either. Is this a seasonal thing? It seems to happen every now and again but I never pay attention to when.

Probably astrology.

It's because everyone is missing their kids now they are back to school.

HAHAHAHA!

it might be something to do with the end of summer, or maybe if you are feeling out of sorts you are just more attuned to the same from others? I haven't noticed it any more or less than usual myself, but have ALL THE HUGS and look forward to the cottage in just over a month xxxx

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Cottage without me

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Now I have a grump (I don't really, because I'm eating ice cream with chocolate sauce. You should try that, too)

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I haz boxes

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MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

With easteregg playmobil person for the eagle eyed

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

That's lots of boxes. Are they full of fun things?

Kern · **Posted:** Sat Sep 05, 2015 20:54

Live Action Sokoban

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

They're full of my stuff, so yes

Moving house in a week or so....

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Sep 05, 2015 21:16

Mimi wrote:

Cottage without me

Come and visit for cuddles.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Sep 05, 2015 21:20

Curiosity wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Cottage without me

Come and visit for cuddles.

Stay for netrunner.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Curiosity wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Cottage without me

Come and visit for cuddles.

Yeah, all being well we're going to try and pop down (up, across?) for a couple of hours one of the days :munkeh:

x

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Sep 06, 2015 16:04

About one a month, someone loses their unattended dog from their (covered by cctv) garden in Bradford area. This gets reported in the paper as "to be used as bait in dogfighting ring" and accompanied by grainy stills. Generally, the dogs turn up not too far from where they were lost looking a little hungry. Must be a shit dogfighting ring.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:20

MaliA wrote:

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Fly tipping up since tip permits were introduced. Luckily, my local counciller is Green Party so should be dead keen to get the email what I just wrote to her complaining about it all. I emailed the other two and every fink.

When I moved a few years ago I went to an area with permits, and they refused to let me unload some cardboard into the recycling at the local tip, to the point of saying that he would actually use force to stop me!

They insisted that I should have been given a permit by the previous owner, but when I explained that it was a new build house so there was no such person they didn't seem to understand that this was an issue.

Since then I've got a permit and have never needed to use it at any of the numerous visits I've made.

Every single time here. All checked at the gate. It is a major hassle as the last permit (about the size of a tax disc) was lost so I needed to order a copy of my council tax bill and find something else with my name and address on to prove I was who I am to get another one. If you turn up in a rented transit you need another permit as it is a commercial vehicle as transporting a 3 seat sofa in a Ka is possible.

This has now been escalated into a FOI request and been passed on to the head of environment. I asked what the goals of the scheme were, what metrics were to be measured to evaluate this, money saved, foreseen consequences and some other stuff.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:20

THERE IS A NETRUNNER GROUP IN LEEDS WHICH IS GOOD.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:27

MaliA wrote:

THERE IS A NETRUNNER GROUP IN LEEDS WHICH IS GOOD.

ON A PUB WITH GOOD BEER AND THAT CHARLOTTE OOTSEERIE'S FODDLYBOB

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:29

Sir, your capslock key is stuck.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:29

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

KovacsC · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:30

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Sigh. Just realised my underwear's inside out.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

I just tried to put a bra on upside down. Twice.

Then I gave up and threw it in the wash basket, because it is too much hassle.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

I read that as you had thrown up in the washing basket!

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5166

Mimi wrote:

I just tried to put a bra on upside down. Twice.

I was trying to work out if you were upside down or the bra.....

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

If only we were both upside down then maybe I would have worked it out.

I got back from the doctors the other day and realised that my leggings* were inside out.

*Yes, I am older than 19 and wore leggings, but I am 40 weeks pregnant and they were under a dress.
Despite being under the dress, as I had to lift my dress up above my head, for belly access, this was probably noticed (but thankfully not commented upon, because my midwife seems to at least care).

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

MaliA wrote:

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Fly tipping up since tip permits were introduced. Luckily, my local counciller is Green Party so should be dead keen to get the email what I just wrote to her complaining about it all. I emailed the other two and every fink.

When I moved a few years ago I went to an area with permits, and they refused to let me unload some cardboard into the recycling at the local tip, to the point of saying that he would actually use force to stop me!

They insisted that I should have been given a permit by the previous owner, but when I explained that it was a new build house so there was no such person they didn't seem to understand that this was an issue.

Since then I've got a permit and have never needed to use it at any of the numerous visits I've made.

Every single time here. All checked at the gate. It is a major hassle as the last permit (about the size of a tax disc) was lost so I needed to order a copy of my council tax bill and find something else with my name and address on to prove I was who I am to get another one. If you turn up in a rented transit you need another permit as it is a commercial vehicle as transporting a 3 seat sofa in a Ka is possible.

This has now been escalated into a FOI request and been passed on to the head of environment. I asked what the goals of the scheme were, what metrics were to be measured to evaluate this, money saved, foreseen consequences and some other stuff.

BIG mistake. You'll now find that your bins don't get emptied, or just disappear, or filled with dead cats, or just spilled all over your drive or sunnink. However bad it is, don't dis the cleansing dept.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Mimi wrote:

I just tried to put a bra on upside down. Twice.

Then I gave up and threw it in the wash basket, because it is too much hassle.

Sounds like an audition for The Generation Game.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Sigh. Just realised my underwear's inside out.

Only another 3 or 4 days until you need to change them then. :DD

Save the planet, turn yer undies inside out.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I usually change all my clothes when I get home and everything gets washed after one wear, so I'm terrible for the environment.

In other news: bloody cocking conveyancing solicitors. We are waiting on nothing at all from the sellers or our buyers, yet things still haven't moved on from Friday and the failure to exchange contracts for no particular reason, and no response or contact from our solly explaining why. The receptionist at their office sounds exactly like Bubbles from AbFab, which was an interesting discovery this afternoon.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14362

I don't believe you have to do discovery in conveyancing.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

#oldlitigationsolicitorjokes

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

The old ones are the best.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 19:37

For those of you who aren't sick of seeing it all over the Facebook and the Twitters: Jem and I on Eggheads, along with three other dicks.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 20:16

I am watching now! You are about to do Geography!

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 20:17

There's a question about Bamba!

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 20:17

Are you told to sit with your fingers interlinked?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 20:19

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Graben, you fewl! Boooooooo!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Grim... wrote:

Are you told to sit with your fingers interlinked?

It stops the Eggheads from pooing.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Mimi wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Are you told to sit with your fingers interlinked?

It stops the Eggheads from pooing.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 20:57

Was it Syndicate?

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 21:00

Grim... wrote:

Are you told to sit with your fingers interlinked?

More or less, yep.

Mimi wrote:

It stops the Eggheads from pooing.

POTW.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 21:16

Eggheads:

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Well done! Some right stinkers of questions in there!

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 21:20

MaliA wrote:

Eggheads:

[Spoilers]Well done! Some right stinkers of questions in there! [/url]

All of that is wrong.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2015 21:23

Grim... wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Eggheads:

[Spoilers]Well done! Some right stinkers of questions in there! [/url]

All of that is wrong.

I done fixed it. MrsA started asking me if 72 quid was ok for a pedal bin so I was ordering quicklime

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Grim... wrote:

There's a question about Bamba!

Wait, what?

miki · **Joined:** 30th Apr, 2011 **Posts:** 1458 **Location:** NL

Happy birthday GazChap!
shame I can't watch the Eggheads, silly iplayer uk only

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Sep 08, 2015 8:12

Bamba wrote:

Grim... wrote:

There's a question about Bamba!

Wait, what?

Not even kidding.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

miki wrote:

Happy birthday GazChap!
shame I can't watch the Eggheads, silly iplayer uk only

I could get you a copy if you're interested

miki · **Joined:** 30th Apr, 2011 **Posts:** 1458 **Location:** NL

if I said yes, would it make a bit too stalkerish?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

miki wrote:

if I said yes, would it make a bit too stalkerish?

It wouldn't bother me

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Sep 08, 2015 8:55

DavPaz wrote:

miki wrote:

if I said yes, would it make a bit too stalkerish?

It wouldn't bother me

If it makes you feel better I'll say
It is one of the guiltiest wanks i've ever had.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Attachment:

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For your viewing pleasure. Best to ignore the filename.

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:13

That saves me waiting for it to show up on TPB, cheers DavPaz

And thanks miki

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