Bits & Bobs 45

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:13

TheVision wrote:

Yesterday, I spent a good portion of time sewing a hem in a red curtain to be used in a statue unveiling today.

The event for the unveiling all went well and my curtain was even shown on the BBC 24 hour news channel.

I'm proud.

Sew cool

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:18

Future Warrior wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Yesterday, I spent a good portion of time sewing a hem in a red curtain to be used in a statue unveiling today.

The event for the unveiling all went well and my curtain was even shown on the BBC 24 hour news channel.

I'm proud.

Sew cool

No puns in this thread, please.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Grim... wrote:

Future Warrior wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Yesterday, I spent a good portion of time sewing a hem in a red curtain to be used in a statue unveiling today.

The event for the unveiling all went well and my curtain was even shown on the BBC 24 hour news channel.

I'm proud.

Sew cool

No puns in this thread, please.

Yeah, button it

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:22

Grim... wrote:

Future Warrior wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Yesterday, I spent a good portion of time sewing a hem in a red curtain to be used in a statue unveiling today.

The event for the unveiling all went well and my curtain was even shown on the BBC 24 hour news channel.

I'm proud.

Sew cool

No puns in this thread, please.

Why do you have to needle me about it?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Just stop, darn it!

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:25

This is bobbins.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

I'm so tired of puns. *yarn*

(Am I doing this right?)

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Tacky.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:32

I think we should put a pin in this for now.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 01, 2015 15:35

Yeah, let's sew this one up.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

I'm knit finished!

Now I am

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Can we purl-eese stop?

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5156

You're knot funny.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

can someone lock this thread, please?

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

Put a sock in it !

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Ha! You've all run out of material for this thread now, haven't you?

lasermink · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1883

Keep it reel, people.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

You people are warped.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2015 14:08

Sew predictable.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

This pun stream is bobbins.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Cras wrote:

This pun stream is bobbins.

HONK

Repetition.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2015 15:23

HONK

Repetition.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2015 15:34

BikNorton wrote:

I should have eaten in the pub. There's a massive bowl of wings and a smaller one of chips in the kitchen that I just cannot face eating.

And I ruined one of our posh Japanese knives while cutting the wings up. Fuck.

Sounds like you need one of these.

http://www.worksharptools.com/sharpener ... pener.html

Rutlands or Amazon sell them.

Hell, anybody who has decent kitchen knives should have one, they're brilliant at keeping knives as sharp as when you bought them.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 02, 2015 20:18

"You know they found water on Mars?"
"Yes.."
"This water...is it hot or cold? Like a spa? Is Mars like a spa? Like Bath?"
"I...I..don't have those answers..."

No. No idea, either

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10078

I took lumps out of the edge. It needs a proper visit to the hospital.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

BikNorton wrote:

I took lumps out of the edge. It needs a proper visit to the hospital.

Next time please just aim straight for Bono.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10078

Ha!

That gizmo does actually look pretty groovy. Thwnks dbsnappa.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Mimi wrote:

BikNorton wrote:

I took lumps out of the edge. It needs a proper visit to the hospital.

Next time please just aim straight for Bono.

POTW!

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Sat Oct 03, 2015 16:00

Mimi wrote:

BikNorton wrote:

I took lumps out of the edge. It needs a proper visit to the hospital.

Next time please just aim straight for Bono.

Ooh, you're on (unforgettable) fire Meems :DD

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5156

I'm off to see the last ever public display by the Vulcan Bomber today. The weather looks perfect for it at the moment, but I'm going to be very sad to see it grounded in a few weeks.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

And finally, Mr Spock will have a life free of fear.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:42

Remember folks: if a bear attacks, stuff your arm down his throat.

Grauniad:

Quote:

“I remembered an article that my grandmother gave me a long time ago that said large animals have bad gag reflexes,” he said. “So I shoved my right arm down his throat.”

The advice worked and the bear left.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:47

Bear left at chokepoint?

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:51

MaliA wrote:

Bear left at chokepoint?

Superb.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:08

Coming out with a score draw against an ursine opponent is pretty impressive. And he magnanimous for went his right to bear arms to do it.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:15

Might be able to sneak a couple of post work pints in on the 26th oct: KC or Holborn area.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Sounds good

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:42

In - KX preferred.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Worth it.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:57

Usually when I go to the dentist I get told to brush my teeth properly. This has been going on for over 30 years now. Today, I got a new one. As well as being recommended to floss, the dentist was concerned by the amount of tea and coffee I drink after realising I don't smoke. So, guess I should either cut-down, go to the hygienist, or buy whitening paste again.

Still, that's that over for another nine months or so.

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 4299

Kern wrote:

Usually when I go to the dentist I get told to brush my teeth properly. This has been going on for over 30 years now. Today, I got a new one. As well as being recommended to floss, the dentist was concerned by the amount of tea and coffee I drink after realising I don't smoke. So, guess I should either cut-down, go to the hygienist, or buy whitening paste again.

Still, that's that over for another nine months or so.

Must say, I dread the visits to the hygienist (once or twice a year), but they do make a difference.

And I've never really got on with flossing, at all, but the hygienist recommended these things which, while not cheap, do an excellent job of getting rid of plaque, and cut down the grisly work/tutting the hygienist has to do.

Cupraprox Medieval Torture Device

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Oct 07, 2015 13:23

Findus Fop wrote:

Must say, I dread the visits to the hygienist (once or twice a year), but they do make a difference.

Aye. My teeth always feel so clean afterwards that it feels like a shame to eat or drink anything afterwards.

Quote:

Cupraprox Medieval Torture Device

That does indeed look horrific but effective. I used the little spindly things when I had braces and they were effective at shifting hard-to-reach stuff.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:19

Malibirthday!

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:38

Happy Red Shirt Day everyone.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Hah-Pee Birfday Mali.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 14:41

Thank you. I am having a pleasent day so far.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Happy birthday!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Which would be better, ps4 plus last of us or ps4 plus uncharted 1 to 3 remastered?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 08, 2015 23:26

In before it's over, Happy Birthday!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:48

Thank you.

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