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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 19:23 
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The Demon Prince is a fucking twat.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 20:20 
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I've clocked in 117 hours on this. That's pretty impressive seeing as I don't have much tendency to return to games I've clocked.

Anyway, I reckon if you don't invade other users games then you're missing out on a fundamental aspect of the game and, hmmm, at least 42% of the fun that can be had messing up people's games, being a dick, or getting gud at PvP.

Here's me invading someone's game and stabbing them to death. Then I get invaded while waiting to invade someone else and get my comeuppance. Dick.



EDIT: I'd have bloody 'ad him an' all. I was just figuring out my spacing for that stupid purple penis thing. I could tank through those blows with my ginormmo sword.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 20:32 
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More invasions.

I couldn't find the first bloke for ages but then we have a nice duel. The next guy jumps off a cliff before I get to them. Then I get invaded again and he spanks me good and proper.



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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 20:36 
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I was just figuring out my spacing for that stupid purple penis thing.

If your penis looks like that, I suggest going to a doctor as soon as possible.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 20:39 
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Last one and arguably the better video with most invasions.

There's a good fight with a full on Havel who dies of poisoning (that poison halberd can be annoying).

Best yet was the proper duel with a phantom while the host sits out and watches on. Always good. Then some dickhead sunbro interrupts and hilariously forgets where he is. I give him the derisory point down. Then another invader interrupts after that. Tch.



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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 13:09 
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Triple Twats Twatted! Man, the Demon Prince was a BASTARD.

Just sussed out where to leg it through the magic archers and found the next bonfire.

Oh the joy of exploring new areas! :luv:

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 23:21 
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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2017 14:08 
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Grossly incandescent.

Need to get the Ringed City finished.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:14 
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Dudebro gets a Pontiff Sulyvan tat. Dat shit slaps, yo.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/ObU1L


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:18 
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Nicely done. He's my second most defeated boss I think, did lots of grinding thanks to Mr Sulyvan.

Still not finished the DLC actually.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:26 
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This is my fave Pontiff fight for pure showboating: https://youtu.be/pqZvRRsSgPI

No hit, NG+7, behind the back parry, sleeping emotes and dropping prism stones. Pontiff gets wreaked.


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:47 
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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 13:51 
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Cuphead x Dark Souls.

Whoever spent the time to do this is a genius.

https://www.vg247.com/2017/11/25/what-w ... nimations/


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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:22 
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Ashen is reviewing quite well, if you want more Souls-like action.

No, not that Ashen.

And yes, whip whip whip, I know.

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 Post subject: Re: Dark Souls 3
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 11:10 
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I did mention it briefly in the Xbox thread. It should be noted however that it’s PC and Xbox only at the mo. It might be about time to use that 14 day free trial of the Xbox Pass to try out these new Xbox titles.


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