Dark Souls 3

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2016 14:33

Oooof! I gave her a tongue but didn't bother trying to change as I'm sticking to my 'plan'. I did get another Tongue just after I left her, near the 2nd giant that flings shit.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2016 14:34

Are you playing on PS4?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2016 14:44

Yah. I'll be playing later tonight, I think.

"Grimdotdotdot"

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2016 15:30

Out tonight but should be on Saturday, Sunday, Monday...

There's a password system for helping out with co-op play. I'll have a look into it.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2016 15:56

Grim... wrote:

I also got to the Farron Keep boss last night (after spending a while failing to beat up the monster on top of the enormous bridge), but only had one go because it was late. I was doing okay until his mate showed up behind me.

I thought Farron Keep was going to be another [insert poison place from DS1] but it turned out to be super-easy compared to the cathedral.

Where did you get a lightning spear?

You don't need a lightning spear.

Whip all the way.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2016 15:57

Grim... wrote:

In a surprise to no-one, I'm a fucking huge dude that swings a fucking huge sword.

Anyway, back to Dark Souls...

WHIP WHIP WHIP

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2016 16:24

Mr Dave wrote:

Grim... wrote:

In a surprise to no-one, I'm a fucking huge dude that swings a fucking huge sword.

Anyway, back to Dark Souls...

WHIP WHIP WHIP

I fully plan to run through it again with a Dex build and WHIP WHIP WHIP. Especially now I know there's a notched whip!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2016 17:03

I remember an absolute twat who invaded me :hat:

in DS2 who wore a mushroom outfit and duel wielded whips.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2016 17:05

After a quick read about Bezzie Co-op it appears that if we should encounter problems we should get naked.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2016 17:36

Business as usual.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2016 19:19

Zardoz wrote:

After a quick read about Bezzie Co-op it appears that if we should encounter problems we should get naked.

Mr Dave loves getting naked and sending me and Ian pics of aforementioned nakedness.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Sep 02, 2016 20:06

Lonewolves wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

After a quick read about Bezzie Co-op it appears that if we should encounter problems we should get naked.

Mr Dave loves getting naked and sending me and Ian pics of aforementioned nakedness.

I was so naked.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2016 23:44

All done. 48 hours, level 102.

Tempted to do a WHIP WHIP WHIP playthrough.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2016 0:23

WHIP!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:16

Grim... wrote:

All done. 48 hours, level 102.

Tempted to do a WHIP WHIP WHIP playthrough.

Well done!

I've no idea how many hours I've sank into my game... not too sure of my level either (it's taking 26k souls at the moment to level up though).

I'd have played more DREEM TEEM last night but family drama meant I had no lounge.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:19

Level 67 according to DS-Wiki-Wah-Wah

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:35

Zardoz wrote:

Grim... wrote:

All done. 48 hours, level 102.

Tempted to do a WHIP WHIP WHIP playthrough.

Well done!

I've no idea how many hours I've sank into my game... not too sure of my level either (it's taking 26k souls at the moment to level up though).

I'd have played more DREEM TEEM last night but family drama meant I had no lounge.

If you pause and hit status it tells you how much time you've spent on it.

Mine was realistically more like 45 hours as I did have a habit of leaving my dude at a bonfire while I did other stuff.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:49

I'd like to have it finished before the DLC drops next month.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:58

Scored me some Embers last night, Grim...

Might hit you up if you fancy tupping Arrow Bitch with me at some point.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:05

Hmm, I'm out tonight, but I might be on late (10:30ish).

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:17

No worries mate, I'll just send an invite if you're about.

Had a jaunt in Fireland last night and got very close to turning off the triple twat bow before getting mashed on little health. Is there anything up there that's worth going back for?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:20

Zardoz wrote:

No worries mate, I'll just send an invite if you're about.

Had a jaunt in Fireland last night and got very close to turning off the triple twat bow before getting mashed on little health. Is there anything up there that's worth going back for?

Vengeance.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:34

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:37

Got a cracking new CHAOS MEGA FIREBALL last night. Knocks big chunks off them AND leaves them in a pool of LAVA taking more hits.

Need to grind up another 5 levels before I can use my MEGA LIGHNTING OF RIGHTEOUS FURY miracle. Better be worth it.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Sep 25, 2016 21:13

Did the vengeance.

Killed the Arrow Magic Boss.

Duffed the Dancer.

Good afternoons work.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2016 9:58

I can Praise the Sun properly now.

Only 2 Sunlight Medals short of the second tier prize when I got to the altar.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:44

I think I helped about 25 people to kill gunda for that.
So community minded.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

Zardoz wrote:

Oooof! I gave her a tongue but didn't bother trying to change as I'm sticking to my 'plan'. I did get another Tongue just after I left her, near the 2nd giant that flings shit.

I thought I had clicked on Bits and Bobs and read this without context. Most strange.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:00

Mr Dave wrote:

I think I helped about 25 people to kill gunda for that.
So community minded.

You've just made me realise that I need another 12 rather than another 2.

Time to drop my summon signs some more.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2016 13:06

I recommend the man I mentioned : people struggle to beat him solo, but he's pretty easy with helpful cooping partners, due to his biggest danger being his relentless relentlessness.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2016 15:01

The very first boss?

Don't think the game would let me co-op on that one at my level.

Usually throw my name down at Deacons of the Deep when I'm farming for Ember (and coins).

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2016 15:31

The upgraded version of him.

Which I guess you haven't met yet.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2016 15:36

SPOILERS!!!! OMFG!!!! WTFF!!!!!!!!!!

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Sep 26, 2016 15:39

We'll see

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Mr Dave wrote:

I recommend the man I mentioned : people struggle to beat him solo, but he's pretty easy with helpful cooping partners, due to his biggest danger being his relentless relentlessness.

Yes. He is a cunt. Just because he doesn't leave you any breathing room at all. I wouldn't say he's easy in co-op. He still hits like a fucking truck, but at least you get the chance to possibly, maybe, heal.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:09

Got smashed up by two new bosses!

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Dragon Armour boss near Sunlight Shrine & Slimey Wizard Lizard in the toxic bit downstairs.

Went and helped other folk for a bit (5 times) killing Pointy Sullivan and doing big soul farming outside his porch. Very good for that there.

Levelled up to 35 Faith so I could use Lightning Stake!

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

It's shit. I thought it was a distance miracle but it only hits directly in front of you.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:12

I might be on late tonight - party me up if you see me.

It'd be nice to give my WHIP WHIP WHIP playthrough a rest and get my hands back on my tank again.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:15

Will do, ta. I think I've got a nice stack of Embers from last nights session.

That Dragon Armour boss made me a two hit wonder! The Wizard Lizard seemed fairly doable, had him down to under a quarter then he changed his tactics and threw me a bit.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Oct 03, 2016 15:56

Dragon Armour was done with the help of some lovely friends.

Rummaging through the Archives with a waxy head now.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:43

All Lords of Cinder are deaded.

There's a horrible man who doesn't like me or my friends.

I'm going to kill the Slimey Lizard Wizard first.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:47

Zardoz wrote:

There's a horrible man who doesn't like me or my friends.

This narrows down who you're talking about... Very little.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:57

He lives up a wonky path.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:58

My "In your fizzace, Lave" playthough saw me through Farron Keep last night. Already done the Cathedral, too.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 11:31

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 11:35

Not the best tactic using fire against a Dragon. I'll get me some lightning in him tonight.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:08

Zardoz wrote:

Well that's ruined the surprise song on the intro

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:59

Soz.

I'm quite keen on a Whip Whip Whip play through myself, it's not a starting weapon for any of the classes though is it?

Also: What about when you need WIND SWORD OF WIND?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 13:06

Zardoz wrote:

Soz.

I'm quite keen on a Whip Whip Whip play through myself, it's not a starting weapon for any of the classes though is it?

Also: What about when you need WIND SWORD OF WIND?

No. Also it's fucking rubbish

I set out the rules early on - using the Storm Sword thing was one of the exceptions

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 13:10

Zardoz wrote:

Soz.

I'm quite keen on a Whip Whip Whip play through myself, it's not a starting weapon for any of the classes though is it?

Also: What about when you need WIND SWORD OF WIND?

No, I think the first whip you can get is on the first area you reach after bordt

Most are fairly easy to find, excepting the one in the archives.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2016 13:15

Oh, I forgot I had the Witches Hair one. Is that the best whip?

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