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 Post subject: Re: Come play GTA 5 with us (on PS4)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 14:04 
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
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Is there any way of stealing cash off of other players?

Not really. If they have cash they haven't deposited in an ATM, they'll drop a very small amount when they die -- a few hundred dollars I think (online reports vary and it's changed over time.) Basically insignificant.

Although for a long time we religiously banked everything as we thought there was a risk that we could lose all our cash. By the time we realised that this was pointless, the muscle memory was too strong.

Also if you bank every penny of cash everytime you get some, you never have money for strippers and hos.


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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Also if you bank every penny of cash everytime you get some, you never have money for strippers and hos.

Or taxis, as I discovered when a taxi driver called the cops on me.


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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Also if you bank every penny of cash everytime you get some, you never have money for strippers and hos.

Or taxis, as I discovered when a taxi driver called the cops on me.

Hahahaha!

I wonder if you can withdraw money through your phone in the same way as you can deposit it?

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GTA taxis need to get Apple Pay.


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GTA taxis need to get Apple Pay.

Fruit Pay

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 Post subject: Re: Come play GTA 5 with us (on PS4)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 16:13 
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Does anyone have the video of Mr Chris killing himself 10 metres from the end point of that task?

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 Post subject: Re: Come play GTA 5 with us (on PS4)
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Haha no, I didn't save it. Also I didn't actually see what happened to him.

I still think he 'killed himself' by faceplanting one of your inbound rockets.

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 Post subject: Re: Come play GTA 5 with us (on PS4)
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Haha no, I didn't save it. Also I didn't actually see what happened to him.

I still think he 'killed himself' by faceplanting one of your inbound rockets.

It was more a head on collision with a car.

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Lonewolves wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
GTA taxis need to get Apple Pay.

Fruit Pay

Has that godawful iFruit app for the iPhone/Android ever got any better (or useful) since launch?


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 Post subject: Re: Come play GTA 5 with us (on PS4)
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Yeah, good fun again last night. Stuck around to play with some randoms and got pissed of by an imbecile who kept on dying.

Me.

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No one on last night? Popped on about 11 and played with some randoms. Managed to unlock the bodyshop.

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We were on until just before then, but logged off just before when the game crapped out on me

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We were on until just before then, but logged off just as we saw you come on


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I don't doubt it. After the pasting I gave you all last time. I was embarrassed for you.

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 Post subject: Re: Come play GTA 5 with us (on PS4)
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More solo online fun last night. Bought more guns/mods. Beat some idiots in a checkpoint race. Played some INSANE stunt races too. Went for a shave.

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The stunt races are a bit tedious, and also don't produce much cash per minute. Will be online tonight!

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I'm really enjoying them.

I'll be on again tonight.

I bought new boots and a lovely coat too.

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Found a car I love and want to modify (copy of a Toyota Sprinter Trueno AE86 - Like Initial D :luv: ) But Benny the Bastard is only interested on working on specific makes and models.

Benny you daft twat, that's no way to run an automotive enterprise.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:56 
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Take it to a normal mod shop, then.

Is that car that Gaywood is in love with?

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Is that car that Gaywood is in love with?

I reckon so. The almighty Karin Futo:

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This is not my car, but it has the same custom exhaust and redonkulous wing as I do:

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Yeah that one! #HellaFlush

Found a beautiful example in matt grey parked up and it was awesome for the checkpoint challenge. Dead nippy and excellent turning circle.

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Take it to a normal mod shop, then.

It was a long way away.

Benny is still a daft twat.

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Take it to your personal mod shop attached to your own multi-story 40-car garage.

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Ok, Donald!

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excellent turning circle.
That's because it naturally wants to do a 360 spin at the slightest nudge of the steering. Your problem isn't getting it to turn tightly; it's getting it to not turn tightly.

(You may thing I'm exaggerating, but wait until you get yours tuned up...)

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 Post subject: Re: Come play GTA 5 with us (on PS4)
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Yeah bwoy.

Only used the bog standard variety last night, but I loves it, and even if it doesn't behave well when I inevitable splurge my dosh on it I know I'll still love it.

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Next time we're online remind me to give you a go in my tuned one so you can see what it's like.


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I will, ta. Should be on tonight after 10ish.

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 Post subject: Re: Come play GTA 5 with us (on PS4)
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MrChris wrote:
The stunt races are a bit tedious, and also don't produce much cash per minute. Will be online tonight!

I'm not overly enamoured with the new ones. Or as discussed the Saints row IV tracks.

Also the income did seem low last night considering busy servers and double money. However that may be misremembering the old rewards (or, they've cut the baseline monies, which they've done on other job types previously)


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Also we were really bad at it.

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Like, really bad.

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Frankly a poorly designed armoured car.


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I was very upset for a short time that I couldn't get in last night, btw.

Not as upset as being unable to find a Karin Futo to stuff in my garage though.

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You couldn't get into the game?

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You couldn't get into the game?

Nope. Tried several times and got either the game is full (I did see 8 of you at first ) then later times I saw you were down to 6 but assumed you were doing 3 vs 3 stuff.

I'll ask '4 da inv' next time (probably tonight if anyones about) as that would make more sense really.

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Should have jumped into the party, you pillock!

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Yeah. No worries, I spent the time getting up to speed with a few jobs/races.

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Where's the "Blind Titan Pilot" video, fellow Titan-snatchers?



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This is what I was talking about last night, y'all - although no-one saw it at the time.



Also our bantz are off the chartz.

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Although, for a true understanding of how top our bantz are, take a listen to the hilarity on offer here:


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This is what I was talking about last night, y'all - although no-one saw it at the time.

Nice!

I'll try that approach next time, didn't actually get to see where you put it down last night.

Too busy with my 300 point turn.

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Although, for a true understanding of hos top our bantz are, take a listen to the hilarity on offer here:



(when it's finished processing)


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