Be Excellent To Each Other

Disagree. There were no sticky bombs in that game.

No, he covered a car in sticky bombs and drove it into the plane.

No, actually I think he did both.

At least the times I blew the plane up, we could restart quickly after with no fuss. And on the one time I made it into the plane, I actually managed to land it at the other airport. As opposed to the time that Curiosity flew it over the map for ten minutes, to much boredom, then crash landed nowhere near the target airport.

And you landed your plane on his and we all totally missed it as we were watching Grim... accidentally press the ejector button

Prison heist done.

Fuck me, that was some tense shit.

I am still amazed that as you guys were miles away in the plane escaping, one of the police helicopters flew straight into mine, and I somehow didn't explode.

Curio - "I've got a bus. This is going to be so amazing again"
Me - "No. More amazing than that."

Dpad - right.

I only saw you playing this at 1am so thought it was probably too late to join in at this point.

Riles is a hotshot pilot in a 9/11 stylee.

Brilliant

A perfectly simple "steal the car" mission goes wrong after Curio somehow gets it stuck upright in an overpass.

"Nothing to see here, citizens. Go about your business."

Grim...: "oh wow, there's a construction zone. I'll just HEY HE'S HITTING ME STOP HITTING ME YOU DICK"

From the epic heist finale: me, Grim... and some guy we had to rescue desperately haul ass to Riles's plane, while Curio flies air cover from a helicopter. Pictured: the three (!) police choppers that were on our arse as we made our escape.

There were a lot more than three! I blew up about eight of the bastards!

Close, it was:

Me - "Do you know the best thing about this bus? It's actually full."

Riles - "No, THIS is the best thing about this bus!"

Boom!

Still not sure how I did that.

Festive edition tonight anyone?

In

Reckon so.

Yup. Post 9pm.

9pm

One of the highlights from last night. In the hangar is a plane. We need to steal the plane. We need to steal the plane undamaged.

Grim... has decided that the standard tactic of hanging outside and taking the bad guys out is for losers.

(eventually, processing is taking an age)

That vid isn't working on my phone.

It's finally rendered

That actually looked way better from my angle (on top of the roof of the next door building), but I forgot to save it.

We need to do some stealthing again. I'm fairly sure someone has googled the solution by now.

I did. We were mostly going along the right lines, but just doing it badly. Need to work more as a team to ensure we kill everyone at the same time.

Riles and I were stealth legends last night!

Legends.

The best one was where we got 20yds before I got spotted by the cops

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I've always interpreted 'Don't get spotted by the cops' as 'power slide round the very first corner you get to, in front of the cops'.

Later tonight?

Maybe.

Could do - send me an invite

I'm out as wife wants to watch Sherlock rather that record it (and will no doubt sleep through it)

I'm on after Sherlock. It was snowing earlier.

In Sherlock or GTA?

Epic

Yup.

Still chuckling about this.

It's pretty insane that after all the playtime we've collectively put in, we're still finding new stuff.

Looking at the update lists they only joined in September 15 so that makes some sense. I also noted that your cash rewards for competing a job are at 50% after the first attempt so makes sense to seek out some other modes we've missed

Any way you look at those numbers, it's long old road to a yacht.

Especially if you spend all your cash on sticky bombs.

And fireworks.

How can any self-respecting gangster get on in life without sticky bombs and fireworks?

A yacht is about £100 of real money. Jeepers.

What can you even do on it?