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Legends.

The best one was where we got 20yds before I got spotted by the cops

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I've always interpreted 'Don't get spotted by the cops' as 'power slide round the very first corner you get to, in front of the cops'.

Later tonight?

Maybe.

Could do - send me an invite

I'm out as wife wants to watch Sherlock rather that record it (and will no doubt sleep through it)

I'm on after Sherlock. It was snowing earlier.

In Sherlock or GTA?

Epic

Yup.

Still chuckling about this.

It's pretty insane that after all the playtime we've collectively put in, we're still finding new stuff.

Looking at the update lists they only joined in September 15 so that makes some sense. I also noted that your cash rewards for competing a job are at 50% after the first attempt so makes sense to seek out some other modes we've missed

Any way you look at those numbers, it's long old road to a yacht.

Especially if you spend all your cash on sticky bombs.

And fireworks.

How can any self-respecting gangster get on in life without sticky bombs and fireworks?

A yacht is about £100 of real money. Jeepers.

What can you even do on it?

Host parties with topless ladies for that much I'd hope!

The final heist gives rewards of c$1.5m across the team apparently. Repeating that would make a dent.

Live on it.

Well, yeah, but you can buy all sorts of crap for your apartment or house or whatever, but you never really spend any time there, do you?

This argument is flawed in so many ways.

*shrug*

I only bought a flat so I had a garage.

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This might as well say "grow wings and fly to the moon."

I'm on for the $1m all in order bonus. The loyalty element of that challenge (which is a seperate bonus in its own right) we gave up on during the first heist.

Can you?

News to me.

Huh, I thought you could.

You can buy different 'grades' of apartment though, with no discernible difference, and I'm not sure why you'd hang around in any of them when you could be out doing things.

If there are yacht based missions and stuff, fair enough. That would be cool. One person piloting whilst another shoots from the side, with another trying to land a chopper on deck and the fourth is on a jet ski with an SMG fighting off pirates... that'd be awesome.

If it's just a set of rooms with nothing to actually do then... meh.

You can only unlock heists with the high-end apartments. Location is important too, obviously.

That isn't a huge benefit in itself if you're primarily playing with Bezzies who have high end apartments though, as they can all start the heists. There are few benefits to being Heist Leader - in fact through the setups, it costs you money.

And all we do is the setups, over and over again

They can now. Back when I got mine, I don't think anyone else had one.

I had one last gen. *buffs nails on lapel*

If I were to get this game now, would it be possible for me to join in right away, or would that just suck for everyone else?

I am asking because I will wait until it's cheaper if I can't get in on some bezzie. So this also applies if you think you're more or less done with it.

Edit: Not that I want to pull any silly promises out of you, it's just to get a general idea.

It wouldn't be a problem as:

1) Noobs can join in on any mission etc. The only requirement is that the host is at the right level or has done the mission before
2) We're all dicks

Proper dicks

Interminable dicks

I have completed two heists, so neener neener.

You lot and your new-fangled "heists". Back in the day they didn't even exist outside of the story mode.

Fucking hipsters.

Tonight? PSN seems to have spluttered back into life again now.

https://status.playstation.com/en-us/

Tomorrow is the official booked night, but I will probably be around

Possible. I'm at the gym until 830 so may need to partake in conversation with my wife at some point.

Gotsta keep on honing those muscles if you're gonna get nekkid in bars!

That never happened.

He was boasting about how amazing he looked in the photos the next day.