D'uh - Gravy.
But I can't eat fish. But chippy chips should come with gravy
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 15:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Do you do Fish and Chips right? |
Well, do you? People that whine that they have two (or more) things with their chips should berate themselves for not being able to pick the most important. Folk that don't specifically have fish and chips a) what's wrong with you, and b) I'm sure you can work out an alternative. Obviously salt and vinegar is a given. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 15:14 ] |
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How the actual shitting fuck have you just done a fish an chips condiment poll and not put tartar sauce on the list. You fucking useless imbecile. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 15:20 ] |
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D'uh - Gravy. But I can't eat fish. But chippy chips should come with gravy
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| Author: | Trousers [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 15:23 ] |
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POLL FAIL part the second. Where's this?... http://www.americanchipspice.co.uk/ |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 15:24 ] |
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Cras wrote: You fucking useless imbecile. The venom here is wonderful. |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 15:27 ] |
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venom with chips? |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 15:28 ] |
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Bobbyaro wrote: venom with chips? Well I voted tomato sauce. Because that fucking useless imbecile also missed venom off the list. |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 15:31 ] |
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he also missed salt and/or vinegar! |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 15:33 ] |
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Bobbyaro wrote: he also missed salt and/or vinegar! That was probably on purpose. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 15:38 ] |
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CHRISTMAS IS FUCKING RUINED. |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 15:45 ] |
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smh |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 15:48 ] |
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This thread shows several things: 1) The 'right' way to have Fish and chips appears to be drowning in Crasters tears. 2) I now want Fish and Chips. 3) There is no convenient fish and chips shop near me. 4) Bastards |
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| Author: | Jem [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 16:12 ] |
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Usually mayo, but I've been really fancying fish 'n' chips with curry sauce all day. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 16:16 ] |
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Never on the beach. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 16:39 ] |
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Mr Russell Sprouts wrote: Bobbyaro wrote: venom with chips? Well I voted tomato sauce. Because that fucking useless imbecile also missed venom off the list.  Genuine LOL |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 16:41 ] |
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This is amazeballs. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 16:44 ] |
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Bobbyaro wrote: he also missed salt and/or vinegar! That's a given. Again. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 16:59 ] |
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I once accidentally put tomato sauce on a portion of chips that had curry sauce on them. It was delicious, and I now make a point of doing that every time I have curry sauce and chips. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 16:59 ] |
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No. I don't like fish. |
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| Author: | Jem [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 17:00 ] |
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GazChap wrote: I once accidentally put tomato sauce on a portion of chips that had curry sauce on them. It was delicious, and I now make a point of doing that every time I have curry sauce and chips. But which one did you vote for? (I was waiting for your answer to this )
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| Author: | GazChap [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 17:06 ] |
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 Me, yesterday. |
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| Author: | krazywookie [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 17:27 ] |
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I put tomato because it is the largest quantity of condiment that i use. However my (sausage) and chips usually gets tomato, BBQ, mayo, chilli, curry and sometimes gravy if I'm feeling decadent. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 17:29 ] |
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Sausage and chips isn't fish and chips, Wookie. MY LIFE IS RIDDLED WITH INCOMPETENTS. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 17:30 ] |
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Yeah, I used incompetent as a noun. What? Fuck you. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 18:14 ] |
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What are you supposed to do if you normally prefer them without surplus condiments, but occasionally you might want a spot of ketchup or curry sauce? |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 18:15 ] |
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I used a noun once. Bloody charged me well over the odds for what little work was done. I only want a service. Fuckers were all like "I think you need extended warranty and stuff". Did I fuck. Twaz brand new. I brought three of them and it would have cost me a packet. Mind you, they weren't in best nick. I don't care about second hand. Third hand, maybe. Fourth, yeah. But they looked robust enough. Anyway, long story short, I had to visit the hospital to have one removed. Good old NHS. Didn't say a word to my missus at the time. Ho-ho. Bit embarrassing really. But I really like them. They felt great. One after another. I don't know what a noun is. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 18:30 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg wrote: What are you supposed to do if you normally prefer them without surplus condiments, but occasionally you might want a spot of ketchup or curry sauce? I'm afraid you have to remove one of your fingers with a mandolin slicer. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 18:31 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Dr Zoidberg wrote: What are you supposed to do if you normally prefer them without surplus condiments, but occasionally you might want a spot of ketchup or curry sauce? I'm afraid you have to remove one of your fingers with a mandolin slicer. Why would you have a device for slicing mandolins? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 18:33 ] |
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They're too big to swallow whole. |
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| Author: | asfish [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 18:46 ] |
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Just salt and Vinegar, will maybe have a pickled onion once in a while. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 18:49 ] |
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Mayo with Fish and Chips?! What the fucking FUCK! |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 18:50 ] |
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Salad cream?!!! Fucking SALAD CREAM?! |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 18:54 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: Salad cream?!!! Fucking SALAD CREAM?! This guy is talking some sense right here. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 19:00 ] |
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Cras wrote: Sausage and chips isn't fish and chips, Wookie. MY LIFE IS RIDDLED WITH INCOMPETENTS. To be fair, I was thinking of sausage and chips, and by sausage I mean veggie sausage. So Gravy. Be decadent, Wookie. Gravy is the way forward. Salt and vinegar, obviously, but that is really part of the chip. |
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| Author: | Slightly Green [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 19:10 ] |
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Ahhh but the true question is Salt before Vinegar or Vinegar before Salt? |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 19:13 ] |
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Slightly Green wrote: Ahhh but the true question is Salt before Vinegar or Vinegar before Salt? Vinegar first, or you're washing the salt off. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 19:18 ] |
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Salt first, otherwise it just sticks only to the vinegary top layer. |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 19:21 ] |
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Two people have said chilli sauce. ON FISH AND CHIPS |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 19:22 ] |
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Chilli sauce is fine on chips alone. I don't know if it goes with fish before (don't remember fish). |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 19:29 ] |
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Mimicle on 34th St wrote: Chilli sauce is fine on chips alone. I don't know if it goes with fish before (don't remember fish). Everything goes with chips. Stop defending these people. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 19:30 ] |
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Mimicle on 34th St wrote: Salt first, otherwise it just sticks only to the vinegary top layer. Add extra salt as you work your way down the pile? |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 19:31 ] |
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Can't we all just get along?!!11 My workmate gets chips for lunch everyday and mixes up a big concoction of one part mayo and one part ketchup. It looks rank. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 19:31 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg wrote: Mimicle on 34th St wrote: Salt first, otherwise it just sticks only to the vinegary top layer. Add extra salt as you work your way down the pile? Oh yes, I do that, too. |
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| Author: | Ramsea [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 19:50 ] |
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Fish and chips with gravy is just wrong. How can anyone in their right mind have gravy on their fish? Id normally go for curry sauce but equally happy with tartare sauce. Any true Manx man would only ever order chips, cheese and gravy tho as anything else is just treacherous. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 20:09 ] |
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Some of you people are truly weird, but I'll put you right. Mushy peas are pretty much essential. Tomato sauce is acceptable. Salad cream is also acceptable, as it's more or less the same as tartare sauce, if you can't get it. And it's also obvious that if you put the salt on before the vinegar, the salt just gets washed off, as has been said by m'learned colleague. Although bizarre, it is also acceptable to have them without salt and/or vinegar. The one thing many of you won't know is that the best chips on the planet are obtained from The Baths Supperbar in Chorlton-cum-Hardy, but their chicken kebabs have really gone down the nick since George sold out to the current owners, about 10 years ago. |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 20:11 ] |
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You're all bizarre. It's tartar, mushy peas (mint sauce optional) and ketchup for the chips. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 20:26 ] |
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Mimicle on 34th St wrote: Can't we all just get along?!!11 My workmate gets chips for lunch everyday and mixes up a big concoction of one part mayo and one part ketchup. It looks rank. Are they Dutch? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 20:36 ] |
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Warhead wrote: Salad cream is also acceptable, as it's more or less the same as tartare sauce. AAAARGHHHHH! *flips table, sets self on fire* |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 20:49 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Mimicle on 34th St wrote: Can't we all just get along?!!11 My workmate gets chips for lunch everyday and mixes up a big concoction of one part mayo and one part ketchup. It looks rank. Are they Dutch? No. Just wrong, |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Dec 22, 2014 21:48 ] |
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Saturnalian wrote: Zardoz wrote: Salad cream?!!! Fucking SALAD CREAM?! This guy is talking some sense right here. I love that glowing yellow collection of delicious, delicious E numbers. |
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