Do you do Fish and Chips right?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2014 17:27

How do so many weird people not like fish?

Is it just having had bad battered fish, or all fish? The latter would be a clear sign of a diseased mind.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Or diseased fish.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

I don't like fish. They fucking stink all fishy.

krazywookie · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2014 18:40

totes.
we need a poll or something.

TheCookie197 · **Joined:** 23rd Sep, 2010 **Posts:** 729

Things like this is why I love this forum.
I use nandos sauce. On everything.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5157

Cookie197 wrote:

Things like this is why I love this forum.
I use nandos sauce. On everything.

Remind me never to pop round yours for a bowl of cereal.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Dec 24, 2014 21:48

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Cookie197 wrote:

Things like this is why I love this forum.
I use nandos sauce. On everything.

I'm worryingly addicted to Frank's Red Hot Sauce and have started slapping it on almost everything (savoury) that I eat. I buy two bottles at a time because I'm always worried about running out.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I fucking love Franks.

nickachu · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2014 1:45

Curiosity wrote:

How do so many weird people not like fish?

Is it just having had bad battered fish, or all fish? The latter would be a clear sign of a diseased mind.

It's fucking horrible that's why.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2014 7:56

Cock sauce or Crane sauce kicks Franks in the head.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I'll crane kick you in the cock.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Frankly.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

You'll crane to look at his cock?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2014 13:22

It's so fucking good.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Bobbyaro wrote:

You'll crane to look at his cock?

You can't even see it if you don't look really closely.

asfish · **Joined:** 5th Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 3353

On the subject of fish, some people cook it in their dishwasher!

http://www.thegastronaut.com/index/Reci ... asher.html

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Cras wrote:

Grim... wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

milk first or second.

What sort of retarded neanderthal puts the milk in first?!

Milk first if you've brewed it in a pot. Otherwise not.

The Tories are going to be after you!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103

"The brewed tea is then poured into a white porcelain or glazed earthenware bowl... If the test involves milk, then it is added before pouring the infused tea."

Literally a British Standard (later ratified by ISO.)

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 13:43

Oh Lord the first page of this thread was funny.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I love this thread.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 13:46

I had gravy on my chips the other week. I was mortified that it wasn't terrible and maybe The North has a point.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

BAKED FUCKING BEANS! With fish and chips! Who did that? WHO DID THAT?!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 13:47

Cras wrote:

BAKED FUCKING BEANS! With fish and chips! Who did that? WHO DID THAT?!

Wait one.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 13:48

It was the Doc.

ADMIN BOOSE!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Fucking hell.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Cras wrote:

BAKED FUCKING BEANS! With fish and chips! Who did that? WHO DID THAT?!

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 14:06

I've found out that the place where I get my fish and chips only scored 1 out of 5 on the councils hygiene rating.

I think I need to find a new chip shop...

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 14:16

TheVision wrote:

I've found out that the place where I get my fish and chips only scored 1 out of 5 on the councils hygiene rating.

I think I need to find a new chip shop...

Don't jump to conclusions - apparently bad record-keeping in a very hygenic place could easily earn a "1".

http://www.bristolbites.co.uk/2014/01/0 ... lways-bad/

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Also, however bad a 1 is, it wasn't bad enough to actually close the place down.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 15:12

You can get a 0 too, and that won't close the place down either.

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 15:31

Salt with tons of vinegar. Mushy peas and a pile of ketchup. Then of course the obligatory pickled egg.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 15:39

I've always had suspicions of this place anyway plus... There's a new girl working there with an attitude problem. Could that have contributed to the one score? Probably...

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

TheVision wrote:

I've always had suspicions of this place anyway plus... There's a new girl working there with an attitude problem. Could that have contributed to the one score? Probably...

That is the worst "I'd give her one" joke I've ever heard.

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed May 13, 2015 17:09

I'd give her one, but she wouldn't rate my hygiene very well.

Better? Worse?

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Saturnalian wrote:

I don't like fish. They fucking stink all fishy.

krazywookie wrote:

:this: totes.
we need a poll or something.

A fishing poll?

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Get a portion of chips, add gravy AND baked beans!

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Warhead wrote:

Saturnalian wrote:

I don't like fish. They fucking stink all fishy.

krazywookie wrote:

:this: totes.
we need a poll or something.

A fishing poll?

Five months in the making that joke.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Saturnalian wrote:

Warhead wrote:

Saturnalian wrote:

I don't like fish. They fucking stink all fishy.

krazywookie wrote:

:this: totes.
we need a poll or something.

A fishing poll?

Five months in the making that joke.

Sooner or later, someone was sure to bite.

The timing wasn't great, but good things are worth the wait.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

It's a net result overall. You really reeled it in. Although you may be making a rod for your own back, can you tackle the challenge, by leading the line or would you rather float at the back?

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Well you didn't have to mullet over for long, unlike me.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 1:21

For Cod’s sake.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4668

One or two of the following (but not all three on the same plate): CURRY! / GRAVY! / TOMATO SAUCE!

TONS AND TONS OF FUCKING VINEGAR!

And a little bit of salt. Plain salt. Australians are mad keen on 'chicken salt' but they are wrongheads.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 7:20

Curry sauce is a fucking must.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 7:27

How do you control your condiments? Do you have a big pile of it to dip your stuff into, or so you jizz it all over the place like a pornstar freak?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 7:27

I just do not know what to believe anymore.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

You should see my Dutch relations turn their noses up at vinegar on chips, seconds before DROWNING THE FUCKERS IN MAYO. Different strokes

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2015 7:52

Mayo is acceptable. Vinegar might make it go off.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

Mimi wrote:

Yes?

Be Excellent To Each Other

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