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Author:  MaliA [ Wed May 20, 2015 8:38 ]
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Bobbyaro wrote:
Ooooh ooh, I know this one!

Get nothing, not even a card. Works a treat.


Oh, boy. Are we both in trouble now.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed May 20, 2015 8:57 ]
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Only joking, I got her a personalised number plate for the car. sort of. it was cheaper to change her name to "HN51 CJD", so that's saved a few bob.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed May 20, 2015 8:59 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Only joking, I got her a personalised number plate for the car. sort of. it was cheaper to change her name to "HN51 CJD", so that's saved a few bob.

Mmm, infectious.

Author:  Warhead [ Wed May 20, 2015 9:15 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Only joking, I got her a personalised number plate for the car. sort of. it was cheaper to change her name to "HN51 CJD", so that's saved a few bob.

Mmm, infectious.


I was going to post something about that being appropriate if you were married to a mad cow, but that would be terribly crass, so I won't.

Author:  TheVision [ Wed May 20, 2015 10:33 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Only joking, I got her a personalised number plate for the car. sort of. it was cheaper to change her name to "HN51 CJD", so that's saved a few bob.


Viz magazine have been in touch... They'd like their joke back please.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed May 20, 2015 10:38 ]
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"Magazine"?

Author:  TheVision [ Wed May 20, 2015 11:07 ]
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Do you not consider it a magazine then?

Also.. I think I've just driven past Dr Zoidbergs father in law.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed May 20, 2015 11:12 ]
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It's a comic.

Author:  Kern [ Wed May 20, 2015 11:13 ]
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Graphic novel.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed May 20, 2015 11:14 ]
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Grim... wrote:
It's a comic.
Comics are meant to be funny, though.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed May 20, 2015 11:53 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Bobbyaro wrote:
Ooooh ooh, I know this one!

Get nothing, not even a card. Works a treat.


Oh, boy. Are we both in trouble now.


Not really. I got her an ipad

Author:  Pundabaya [ Wed May 20, 2015 14:22 ]
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Noooooooo KFC are out of gravy!

Author:  Grim... [ Wed May 20, 2015 14:30 ]
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Nay thread, surely?

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Wed May 20, 2015 20:30 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Do you not consider it a magazine then?

Also.. I think I've just driven past Dr Zoidbergs father in law.


There's a missed opportunity.

Author:  Kern [ Thu May 21, 2015 11:36 ]
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It's a nice day outside. I've just turned on the small portable heater next to my desk because the air-con in our office is set way too cold and we can't change it.

Brrr....

Author:  Grim... [ Thu May 21, 2015 11:44 ]
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Greggs the "Bakers" is going to stop / has stopped selling bread.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32793389

Author:  Warhead [ Thu May 21, 2015 15:41 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Greggs the "Bakers" is going to stop / has stopped selling bread.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32793389


That's going to make some of their sandwich fillings awfully messy to eat.

Author:  Warhead [ Thu May 21, 2015 15:45 ]
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After extensive research I have found that you can't teach people a lesson.

Author:  Kern [ Thu May 21, 2015 15:45 ]
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Warhead wrote:
After extensive research I have found that you can't teach people a lesson.


On the upside, your pig does a wonderful rendition of 'O sole mio'

Author:  Kern [ Thu May 21, 2015 17:02 ]
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The barman commented on my lack-of-beardness. Didn't give me a free drink though.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Thu May 21, 2015 17:36 ]
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I sat outside with my manager for a 'meeting' and a bit of a gossip and we both. Came in a bit pink.

Was lovely outside. The sunshine makes me feel all happy and lovely.

Probably won't feel this way in another couple of months, mind.

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Thu May 21, 2015 18:23 ]
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I hate punctures.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Thu May 21, 2015 20:27 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
I sat outside with my manager for a 'meeting' and a bit of a gossip and we both. Came in a bit pink.

Was lovely outside. The sunshine makes me feel all happy and lovely.

Probably won't feel this way in another couple of months, mind.

Mimi boosting my post count there.

Author:  MrChris [ Thu May 21, 2015 21:37 ]
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Uh huh :)

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu May 21, 2015 22:32 ]
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:D

Author:  MrChris [ Fri May 22, 2015 15:05 ]
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Not quite as good as his first ad, but LAW HAWK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM

Author:  Grim... [ Fri May 22, 2015 15:18 ]
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Where's the first one?

Author:  Satsuma [ Fri May 22, 2015 15:32 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Not quite as good as his first ad, but LAW HAWK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM


That. IS. AMAZING.

Right, that does it I'm changing my trading name to something cool like Texas Law Hawk.

Author:  Satsuma [ Fri May 22, 2015 15:40 ]
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Now you've made me trawl YouTube.

Campbell Alexandra* scares the shit out of me. SERIOUSLY.



*ignore Saul Goodman at the beginning...

Author:  MrChris [ Fri May 22, 2015 16:10 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Where's the first one?

BOOM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26p2t ... w-hawk_fun

It's the bit at the end with the stick which he can't quite break that has me in stitches every time.

SAT - you need to come to the BBQ and then we should make a YouTube ad for your ambulance chasingfirm.

Author:  MrChris [ Fri May 22, 2015 16:15 ]
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Saturnalian wrote:
Now you've made me trawl YouTube.

Campbell Alexandra* scares the shit out of me. SERIOUSLY.


Two of the picture frames on his wall are slightly off from being level. The man is evil.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri May 22, 2015 16:41 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
BBQ[...]we

I'll get ready to update the website.

Author:  Mimi [ Fri May 22, 2015 18:09 ]
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What is the stick that you lift up in a car to park called?

Author:  MaliA [ Fri May 22, 2015 18:12 ]
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Mimi wrote:
What is the stick that you lift up in a car to park called?


Handbrake

Author:  Mimi [ Fri May 22, 2015 18:47 ]
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Awesome x

Author:  JBR [ Sat May 23, 2015 21:59 ]
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Quick question: is anyone *not* a little bit in love with Mimi? Seems impossible not to be.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Sun May 24, 2015 19:30 ]
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JBR wrote:
Quick question: is anyone *not* a little bit in love with Mimi? Seems impossible not to be.

Until she cheated and asked here I had her convinced she was correct in thinking it was called a parking stick.

Author:  Bamba [ Mon May 25, 2015 1:34 ]
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I doubt I'll get a response to this as there's presumably some kind of IRL stuff going on but: where's myp? I really miss him. :(

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Mon May 25, 2015 9:21 ]
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Bamba wrote:
where's myp? I really miss him. :(

Is the name of your sextape.

Author:  Curiosity [ Mon May 25, 2015 9:31 ]
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Bamba wrote:
I doubt I'll get a response to this as there's presumably some kind of IRL stuff going on but: where's myp? I really miss him. :(


He's still active on Twitter. Dunno if he's not on here for any specific reason, or if he's just not said much.

Author:  Bamba [ Tue May 26, 2015 13:26 ]
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I spent some time this morning doing some actual work from home; that means I can stick Caffeine on my PC with the volume turned up and get my PS4 on right?

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue May 26, 2015 14:41 ]
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Bamba wrote:
I spent some time this morning doing some actual work from home; that means I can stick Caffeine on my PC with the volume turned up and get my PS4 on right?

Image

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Tue May 26, 2015 20:44 ]
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Fished this out of the loft earlier. Now looking for a nice way to display it. Shame the back isn't great.

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Author:  miki [ Wed May 27, 2015 7:36 ]
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Happy birthday trooper and saturnalian

Author:  TheVision [ Wed May 27, 2015 8:57 ]
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Removed as it was messing up the forum....

Author:  Bamba [ Wed May 27, 2015 9:03 ]
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TheVision wrote:
I+have+a+new+browser+for+my+
phone+and+finally...+I

think+it+supports+that

floating+thingy+that+remembers

what+I've+read+on+the+forum.+Ace.


Windows Phone there; pushing the envelope.

Author:  TheVision [ Wed May 27, 2015 9:04 ]
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Hmmm...+Maybe+the+new+
browser+isn't+actually+that+good%3f

Author:  TheVision [ Wed May 27, 2015 9:04 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits & Bobs 44

What the fuck?

Author:  Kern [ Wed May 27, 2015 9:06 ]
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It's the world's first Newspeak autocorrect function.
++Good

Author:  Bamba [ Wed May 27, 2015 9:06 ]
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What browser is it?

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