They're pretty uninspiring pets.

Pollen is unlikely to be dissolved by regular organic solvents, they may well dissolve your carpet though. You'd probably be better with a weak acid/base solution, but these are more difficult to apply. Vinegar might work, but a decent limescale remover would be better; obviously check colour fastness first.
Alternatively get some benzene, pour the benzene on your carpet, leave for 3 days and then light a match. (don't actually do this).

Robot pets are a bad idea. The Black Hole, Blade Runner and Space Camp have taught me this.

Half Life 2, Doctor Who and Short Circuit disagree, though.

Half Life 2, Doctor Who and Short Circuit disagree, though.

What's the film that's a bit like Short Circuit but they find two flying saucer robots, about the size of dinner plates - who then go on to have baby ones?

Anyway, that's heartbreaking. I always cry when I watch that. I just can't think of what it is called!

Batteries not included - I avoid it for that reason.

WP360, oh dear.

Gool Peran Lowen!

Cornish Gaywood?

Gool Peran Lowen!

Stop oppressing me.

I genuinely don't understand why people want to be independent so much.

I know mali was joking when he says about being oppressed, but is there any actual reasons for independence other than 'we think we could run it better'. In which case, might as well have 60 million independent nations.

In the case of Wales and Scotland, how about the fact they've elected barely any Tory MPs in the last forty years, but have spent about half that time governed by the Conservatives? You can see how that might chafe.

And Cornwall?

I genuinely don't understand why people want to be independent so much.
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Can't we just build a Forbidden Palace in Truro?

Local 16 year olds call it 'L2'.

I genuinely don't understand why people want to be independent so much.

I know mali was joking when he says about being oppressed, but is there any actual reasons for independence other than 'we think we could run it better'. In which case, might as well have 60 million independent nations.

And here's me thinking it's just because everyone hates the English.

Nah. I couldn't do it better, I'm powerful lazy.

And here's me thinking it's just because everyone hates the English.

And here's me thinking it's just because everyone hates the English.

Also I quite like having other people pay for my services.

And here's me thinking it's just because everyone hates the English.

It is more of formally asserting identity and gaining a better form of control over what is an area fundamentally different from the rest of England.

You're a male prostitute?

You say that like you don't already have my card.

*giggle*.

Like I have your card... That number went straight into speed dial.

In what way is Cornwall fundamentally different from the rest of England? Apart from in their own minds, I mean.

The north of England is much more different than the south, than Cornwall is from, say, Devon.

Grim... acts as a gigalo for Batman's urges?

Very different culture to the rest of UK (even Devon which is next to it) as shown through (amongst other things but I am on phone): History of being viewed as apart from England, culture and language different from English, own traditional sports, own historical governance, now it is a Duchy which is different from counties.

Yes, historically, but much less pronounced now. Like I said, north/south divide is much more pronounced in the modern UK.

If anything the north of England should be devolved like Scotland.

If anything the north of England should be devolved like Scotland.