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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2015 8:38 
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Bobbyaro wrote:
Ooooh ooh, I know this one!

Get nothing, not even a card. Works a treat.


Oh, boy. Are we both in trouble now.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2015 8:57 
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Only joking, I got her a personalised number plate for the car. sort of. it was cheaper to change her name to "HN51 CJD", so that's saved a few bob.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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MaliA wrote:
Only joking, I got her a personalised number plate for the car. sort of. it was cheaper to change her name to "HN51 CJD", so that's saved a few bob.

Mmm, infectious.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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MaliA wrote:
Only joking, I got her a personalised number plate for the car. sort of. it was cheaper to change her name to "HN51 CJD", so that's saved a few bob.

Mmm, infectious.


I was going to post something about that being appropriate if you were married to a mad cow, but that would be terribly crass, so I won't.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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MaliA wrote:
Only joking, I got her a personalised number plate for the car. sort of. it was cheaper to change her name to "HN51 CJD", so that's saved a few bob.


Viz magazine have been in touch... They'd like their joke back please.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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"Magazine"?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Do you not consider it a magazine then?

Also.. I think I've just driven past Dr Zoidbergs father in law.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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It's a comic.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Graphic novel.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2015 11:14 
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Grim... wrote:
It's a comic.
Comics are meant to be funny, though.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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MaliA wrote:
Bobbyaro wrote:
Ooooh ooh, I know this one!

Get nothing, not even a card. Works a treat.


Oh, boy. Are we both in trouble now.


Not really. I got her an ipad

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Noooooooo KFC are out of gravy!


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Nay thread, surely?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Do you not consider it a magazine then?

Also.. I think I've just driven past Dr Zoidbergs father in law.


There's a missed opportunity.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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It's a nice day outside. I've just turned on the small portable heater next to my desk because the air-con in our office is set way too cold and we can't change it.

Brrr....


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Greggs the "Bakers" is going to stop / has stopped selling bread.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32793389

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Grim... wrote:
Greggs the "Bakers" is going to stop / has stopped selling bread.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32793389


That's going to make some of their sandwich fillings awfully messy to eat.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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After extensive research I have found that you can't teach people a lesson.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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After extensive research I have found that you can't teach people a lesson.


On the upside, your pig does a wonderful rendition of 'O sole mio'


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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The barman commented on my lack-of-beardness. Didn't give me a free drink though.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 17:36 
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I sat outside with my manager for a 'meeting' and a bit of a gossip and we both. Came in a bit pink.

Was lovely outside. The sunshine makes me feel all happy and lovely.

Probably won't feel this way in another couple of months, mind.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 18:23 
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I hate punctures.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 20:27 
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Mr Russell wrote:
I sat outside with my manager for a 'meeting' and a bit of a gossip and we both. Came in a bit pink.

Was lovely outside. The sunshine makes me feel all happy and lovely.

Probably won't feel this way in another couple of months, mind.

Mimi boosting my post count there.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Uh huh :)

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 15:05 
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Not quite as good as his first ad, but LAW HAWK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 15:18 
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Where's the first one?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Not quite as good as his first ad, but LAW HAWK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZiqwRnwtM


That. IS. AMAZING.

Right, that does it I'm changing my trading name to something cool like Texas Law Hawk.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Now you've made me trawl YouTube.

Campbell Alexandra* scares the shit out of me. SERIOUSLY.



*ignore Saul Goodman at the beginning...


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 16:10 
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Where's the first one?

BOOM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26p2t ... w-hawk_fun

It's the bit at the end with the stick which he can't quite break that has me in stitches every time.

SAT - you need to come to the BBQ and then we should make a YouTube ad for your ambulance chasingfirm.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Saturnalian wrote:
Now you've made me trawl YouTube.

Campbell Alexandra* scares the shit out of me. SERIOUSLY.


Two of the picture frames on his wall are slightly off from being level. The man is evil.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
BBQ[...]we

I'll get ready to update the website.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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What is the stick that you lift up in a car to park called?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Mimi wrote:
What is the stick that you lift up in a car to park called?


Handbrake

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Awesome x

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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Quick question: is anyone *not* a little bit in love with Mimi? Seems impossible not to be.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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Quick question: is anyone *not* a little bit in love with Mimi? Seems impossible not to be.

Until she cheated and asked here I had her convinced she was correct in thinking it was called a parking stick.

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I doubt I'll get a response to this as there's presumably some kind of IRL stuff going on but: where's myp? I really miss him. :(


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 Post subject: Re: Bits & Bobs 44
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where's myp? I really miss him. :(

Is the name of your sextape.


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Bamba wrote:
I doubt I'll get a response to this as there's presumably some kind of IRL stuff going on but: where's myp? I really miss him. :(


He's still active on Twitter. Dunno if he's not on here for any specific reason, or if he's just not said much.

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I spent some time this morning doing some actual work from home; that means I can stick Caffeine on my PC with the volume turned up and get my PS4 on right?


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 14:41 
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I spent some time this morning doing some actual work from home; that means I can stick Caffeine on my PC with the volume turned up and get my PS4 on right?

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Fished this out of the loft earlier. Now looking for a nice way to display it. Shame the back isn't great.

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